Like Tellafriend said, this is the floor pattern in many Bellagio suites.
He's being 10th grade clever with us...
Soon will say: where did I say that was a pic at my home?...
Like Tellafriend said, this is the floor pattern in many Bellagio suites.
He's being 10th grade clever with us...
Soon will say: where did I say that was a pic at my home?...
Bird Brain is back with more of his Spinny "skillz".
He gives us such gems as :
1) "I can't tell how deep the wheel is, so the ball can fall anywhere!" Gee Bird Brain, almost as if it's RANDOM and there's no viable method of predicting the next spin?
2) "I'm gonna bet 50 cents and see what happens..." ****seconds later**** "Hurr hurr, it's $2.50 minimum and my bet didn't even count!"
3) "Man that was a weird bounce, just weird, really weird there..."
Maybe ZD or somebody would like to rip the rest of this nonsense apart. I mean, a Millionaire Always starts gambling with a bankroll of $27.66 and bets $2.50 a hand...lol!
About 7 minutes he switches to Baccy and starts placing Big Boy bets of $13... hahahahahahaha, living that Goat life betting 50 cent wagers and martingaling at $13 stakes, good thing he didn't waste money on College and spent $8000 at Prescott Minute Man University!
Old Potato Head Bird Brain starts firing off big boy bets of $16 around the 30 minute mark and quits after a Massive, Life Changing $9 in profit!?! Hahahaha!
He also started doing weekly 5 Hour Live streams... Look out Chrissy this is the face of the new Gambling Goat!!!
Last edited by BedWetterBettor; 08-05-2023 at 12:36 PM.
Tellafriend: i believe that is a penthouse suite at the Bellagio
still a fucking a douche for talking about shopping for healthy food as he sits there with a table full of junk... and again no real siting of the " family props " since 4 days ago...
Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor
Colt Dolt says he arrived “home”… But didn’t he make a video yesterday stating he was in the parking garage at Rivers Des Plaines???
He also doesn’t say “home In Chicago…” and the photo is him looking like the Pillsbury Doughboy smiling through cheap veneers in a rented mid-week, small suite! Since The Mid-week Minute Man is too much of a pussy to do live stream videos anymore, he probably left the Leased Tahoe in Summerlin and flew back to gather his cheap art work of framed printouts and cash counter to bring back to Vegas!
It is slightly misleading but by the same token, we've seen Chicago and this is different, and the food has clearly been sent up since Stace aint plating it like that.
If challenged, he'll just say it as one last picture of Bellagio before they "went home".
I prefer the use of "home" to refer to they have come back to Vegas which he does consider to be his "home".
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The real question is, would he order that much food if Stace and NVB werent there?
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
2025 Chrissy loses his FB page in mid January.
So if you’re keeping score at home…The Mumbler’s big premiere werein he’s going to shock the world by getting an inner circle guy to talk about how bad CM’s sports picks are has now been in “premiere” mode for 9 days. I think we know how this will turn out.
“Hurr hurr, documentation beats conversation and I show my results EVERY Single Day…
Except Friday, Saturday and any other day where the teams I always bet on Lose!”
Where those Big wins at now Kyle? Gone faster than you squirt your Big Load in front of Bryan Ockert?
Must’ve been tough for the little midget to only win on the Yankees and maybe the Orioles while losing your ass on the other favorites you always bet on! Even tougher wearing his cheap Cubs jersey and betting on the Braves again!
Since Chrissy is too much of a pussy to show the bet slips before annnnd after the game annnnd do it every single day like he claims, he won’t show those bets from yesterday and today!
Now we know what excuse was given back in 2017 and how Chrissy excused his Colt Viewing Party in Ohio!!
Might buy it? I'd say she's been sold that bill of goods for over 6 years now!Tariq Reed: That's a pretty clever excuse! But the woman would still have to be pretty dumb to believe it. But Stacy might buy it.
Given her low self-esteem issues and poor decision making skills, it's safe to say she fully accepts her husband is a closeted gay man!
Last edited by BedWetterBettor; 08-06-2023 at 09:09 AM.
Folks, since the Bloat is too much of a pussy to show bets slips for the past 4 days, he has to try and get Facebook engagement by asking Simps to vote for Chrissy’s next thumb nail photo! Here are some more options!
1) Colt Goat courtesy of Elmo!
2) Cocksucker Chrissy courtesy of CocksuckersguideDOTcom
3) Homo Alone courtesy of Paragon Men
4) Colt Dolt Ready to Squirt courtesy of Elmo
Vote for your favorite folks before it disappears faster than free Monthly Masturbator Mind Meetings and the 90 Day Million Dollar Challenge!!!
I'll leave today's shit show video to ZD but two takeaways
"I'm GOOD at math!"
and
one of the reasons people lose "at the casino's" is....
They bring witnesses...
I did a quick watch of this video today,
Yes….now it’s….never walk into a Vegas casino unless you have a 25K bankroll. And he NEVER buys un for less that 10K (well…other than last week where he did a whole video of hopping around buying in for 5K but…whatever).
And yes your friends and family should never come with you. They will only be distractions. They we impair your judgement so badly that you can’t make any wise decisions between red and black.
Never bet on anything that isn’t an even money bet….Ya know….like betting on the 0 and 00.
My other favorite moment was when he’s doing all those quick snapshots of all the shops at the Wynn….and takes the time to zoom in on the Rolexes. Maybe he was hoping to find his in there?
This video was clearly taken today and he says he is “In Vegas for a week.” This after being “back home” yesterday. The move is complete. We’ll see how long it takes this time before he finally admits that it happened.
And what’s the over/under (in years) for Bubs still being in a stroller? He will turn four in less than two months.
@Tariq there was nothing distinct that could prove it was from today. But the fact that he’s in a jersey we haven’t seen before a day after bragging that he now owns jerseys from all teams sort of tells you this wasn’t filmed a week ago…and also the timing of the video. It was clearly filmed during Vegas morning and was posted around 12:30pm Vegas time. Is it 100% conclusive on its own? No. But we all know what has taken place.
Last edited by TheRivers; 08-06-2023 at 01:47 PM.
i wasn't going to upload my new video until tomorrow.... but since Krissy put one out today.... i'm gonna put mine out on top of his.... to hopefully deter people away from him... i think you guys should enjoy this one too .... i hope.....
shoutout to Elmo and BWB for the thumbnail....
Last edited by 1dollarboxcar; 08-06-2023 at 02:01 PM.
Tariq Reed: Great stuff! Your video editing is getting really good! Just a heads-up though that you misspelled Christopher Mitchell in the video title.
THANK YOU... fixed it... and thanks for the kind words again... appreciate ya !!
Today's nonsense:
Lose at the casino: Chrissy's top 6 reasons
[remember just the other day Chrissy was wanking on about the Laws of Attraction, and effectively using words like "lose" is bad: seems he forgot that already].
As a special treat for his fb friends, he asked them to pick the thumbnail for today's view unfortunately all options were "penis with ears" but the one of a roulette table in the background made the cut.
Idea for a new game/pool: every day before a video drops each person in this thread picks 4 key phrases from Chrissy's book of nonsense. Person who has all 4 phrases in the order he presents them, wins
As an example "Uber" "sweaty balls from Vegas heat", "Crazy rich asians", "Hurr hurr".
In this case, I would have gotten all 4 right, but he was claiming about sweaty balls from Vegas heat before the others so I would lose to anyone else who picked those 4 in a better order.
Also: Chrissy's idea of taking NVB for a walk is having Stace pushing NVB in a pram: NVB gonna be on one of them leashs when he is 8.
Unsurprisinhgly no footage of NVB walking, but we've seen so many gambling videos of Chrissy's with no gambling it in, it isnt a surprise.
583 subscribers at time of viewing, 18m 55s of nonsense ahead.
Opens with "good morning" and Stace pushing NVB around in a pram at age 4 (or close enough to it)
20s states they are staying in Vegas for a Week
This could lend credence to the idea that when Chrissy said "back home" he actually means Vegas.
35s Chrissy says they are talking NVB for his daily walk: by pushing him in a pram
55s complete lie detected Chrissy tells us this will be an amazing video: I highly doubt that.
2m20s Chrissy actually says Hello Stace to the woman pushing the pram 3 steps behind him, and it turns out it is actually Stace and she positively replies
Given how many times hes ignored her while they were out and about, this bodes well for Chrissy.
2m-3ms Chrissy said he was going to tell us the 1st reason but ends up showing a montage of stores he should be banned from.
3m05 Rivers already beat me to it: Chrissy looks in a Rolex store window, hoping one day he can actually buy a real Rolex.
No comment from Chrissy about his LOLExs.
4m04 Chrissy finally starts with his top 6 reasons: (no specific order apparently)
#1 Greed
4m33-4m42 There is a weird transition where Chrissy is about to tell a pointless story, and then the scene changes to going indoors because "its a bit warm".
Only Chrissy would move to a cold city in winter then a hot city in summer
5m complete lie #2 spotted "hurr hurr I have some amazing stories hurr hurr".
5m14s Claims he's seen people lose "millions in minutes"
5m50 Chrissy claims it would usually take over a day to make $1000 driving for Uber, but now he can make that in minutes [but he isnt greedy]
6m12s Reason #2: small bankrolls
7m "hurr hurr, never buyin for less than 10k, except last week when I flashed the same $5k wad and claimed I was only doing $5k"
7m19 Chrissy openly advertises to the muggers that he always has $25k to $50k on him when he buys in at Vegas casinos.
8m blah blah blah play online
Reason 3: They play with friends and family members
8m25 Chrissy throws Zachy, Twink Weasel, Ryan, the chums club and everyone else who he has ever gambled with
They are all distractions, boo hoo.
8m45 Yo gotta stay away from those cocktails, and highfiving your friends and family members
Chrissy experiences such little joy in his life except assumedly making these nonsense videos, because he makes so many of them.
8m50s You have to treat it like a million dollar business, that way you can make a million dollarsa year like he does.
So, Chrissy has gone from dreams of $250k/month, and $100k/months he showed us, down to $83k/month
Remember when he was going to make $1m in 90 days.....he doesnt.
9m10s LOL Joyless Chrissy now explains people lose because of emotions and : Spinny and sports betting are based on numbers, and the law of averages
Let that sink in!!!!
9m35 yet another complete lie: hurr hurr I'm great at math hurr hurr
So in other words, do play slots if there are +ev situations [which occasionally do happen with big boy jackpots], do play blackjack with card count and other advantage situations, and most importantly learn to play poker.
Of those three things, which does Chrissy do? -- plays slots with assumedly free play, -ev no bust a nut Blaccccccky and thinks poke-her is something sexual you do with a woman....
11m30 #5 "play stupid sucker side bets" -- just ignore Chrissy's green hedging from the 5 minute strategy video the other day
Chrissy then mangles Proverbs 13:11 about growing rich. Chrissy also forgets Matthew 19:24 about a camel, a needle and a rich man.
OF course, Proverbs is Old Testament, Matthew is New Testament and Chrissy is easily confused.
And yes, 100% Chrissy's favourite book is Leviticus
12m30 Chrissy rambles some nonsense that doubling your money on a spinny spin is gathering money little by little like he's done.
13m35 Chrissy goes past a Creed store and claims that is the only cologne he has worn for the last 15 years
Given his court cases, rants about hebrew slaves, college, his father, dead broke douche bag haters I'm pretty sure he's been wearing "Obsession" too.
Chrissy claims Creed is high end and at least $500 a bottle: So he was still wearing it while driving for Uber (to help get that 5 star review, when he turns out he was driving Uber eats) ?
14m Chrissy makes a very odd statement: He walks past Starvucks, complains those people are idiots, claims he has never bought anything from Starbucks, and isnt a coffee drinker:
He then states monster is his coffee
[b] 15m10 "now we are going the back way, this is the way that I always go" More evidence for "The Druff files"
Chrissy claims it'll save 10 minutes of the walk from Caesars to Bellagio: which sadly means 10 more minutes wasted on this video instead.
15m40s "Hurr hurr I know all the shortcuts hurr hurr" You sure do Chrissy, you sure do.
16m Chrissy claims NVB has been asking for his blue shake (the purpose of this walk) but we havent seen the lil oooooker or Stace for roughly 10 video minutes at this point.
And just on cue:
16m 58s NVB still in his pram grinning like an idiot (maybe he is Chrissy's son after all) with a large blue shake drink in the pram cup holder.
17m30 Reason #6 Staying too long in the casino
Chrissy decides to make racist comments about his asian viewers (is that 1 or 2 these days?) and asians in general
"Hurr hurr, you know what I'm talking about, you guys will go play in the bacarat tables at 8am and still be there at midnight".
For anyone new to Chrissy's nonsense: What Chrissy does is always correct and good, when someone he doesnt like does it, its bad and wrong.
Also: Chrissy will happily make racist comments.
We know some white supremist groups would initially like him because he has a blonde wife and claims to be a christian: After any 2 of his videos (youtube or otherwise) they'd give him the boot.
In reality, Chrissy is insanely jealous of rich people who can gamble for hours, lose, and happily came back for more.
18m Chrissy reveals yet another flaw in his thinking "hurr hurr I have first hand experience therefore it must always be true hurr hurr"
18m15s Chrissy trries to impress everyone by claiming he's lost half a million over the last five years: Didnt he start winning and never losing roughly 6 months into his gambling journey?
Verdict: Standard Chrissy nonsense. Maybe worth a watch if you want a laugh at how absurd Chrissy is.
Definitely watch (or go to timestamps) if you need parody video footage.
Last edited by zealanddonk; 08-06-2023 at 03:43 PM.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
2025 Chrissy loses his FB page in mid January.
Rivers did a good job pointing out the stupidity in today's video.
I'll just add my spices to the reviews!
1) Don't play sucker bets, just play even money bets. - As Rivers noted, Green Zeros would seem to contradict that theory. Also, if you remember several months ago, Squirtstopher was trying to show us a picture of himself placing a Big Boy bet and a twisted up card revealed on Banker to be a 9. But the thing of note is he was betting on the Lucky 6 Side bet which pays 12-1 for a Two Card Banker 6 win over Player and 20-1 for a Three Card Banker 6 win over Player. He did have a $100 chip bet on it and all the twisting was because he needed that 2K to hit because he was DOWN a LOT! It of course did NOT hit just like many of those 40-1 Dragon 7 bets he placed when he was down!
2) He has to do all this walking and pushing NVB around in a stroller because the Little Ookster "wants something"... Yet a few weeks ago, did we not get treated to a video showing how rich and famous Chrissy Prescott is? So much so that when his son wants a Toy from Target a Limousine is summoned first thing in the morning to get that toy?? But yet here, those Limos have seemingly disappeared and none are to be had for the Bloat and and the wants of his Leftover Sperm Son? You'd think they treat such an important High Roller much better as he claims he always gets "the best treatment" when he's in Vegas. Must have been a limo drivers strike this week??
3) He calls out the Asian community at the last minute of the video for playing all day at Baccy tables, calling them crazy idiots. Let's put aside the fact this retard was proven to sit in 90 minute traffic to place bets in the AM and spent 13 hours at Rivers to cash them out after 10PM the same day. What this midget moron doesn't realize is many of the Asian players at Baccarat are earning MASSIVE comps and player points that would put his pitiful comps to shame.
They will literally coordinate with one another, hand off chips under the table, and not so subtly bet BOTH sides of Baccy to earn those comps and give the appearance of losing. All the while, their co-conspirator betting on the other side and seemingly winning, just hands them back their money. So what this so called Professional Gambling Expert doesn't realize is, they're actually utilizing REAL advantage play tactics to get free rooms, suites, meals, show tickets and massive free play offers with Little to No Losses at all. Meanwhile, this Masturbating, Bald fat ass is Losing his ass and trying to keep the charade that he's winning.
When all we have to do is look at all the other Millionaire Success stories that his Elite Chums club has produced. Winners like April Over The Hill, Richard Hudson, Sam Martinez, Wil Arque, Brown Nose Brandon, Vy Dang, Branko Kosack, Blowjob Bob Hesley, Zach Processing Off the Grid Jones, Joshua Jailbird JC Cox, Tommy '15 minutes in & out' Nyguen, Willie Wanker Rivera, Stephanie Failed Dentist Aldrich, TJ Etchevery, Rick DLF Dumb Lil Faggot, Rick & Isaura Flores, Stefano Romano, Nancy Schaffer, Eriku Caldwel, Brian Levesque and the other Bird Brained Dolts in the Cult of Colt!
And good thing I didn’t leave after 5 minutes on this shoe, as it ended with a nice 17 Banker win streak! Guess I was being greedy Hurr hurr and if I followed the Bloat I’d have missed out on an easy $400 extra profit for the day!
Last edited by BedWetterBettor; 08-06-2023 at 03:46 PM.
i wasn't going to upload my new video until tomorrow.... but since Krissy put one out today.... i'm gonna put mine out on top of his.... to hopefully deter people away from him... i think you guys should enjoy this one too .... i hope.....
shoutout to Elmo and BWB for the thumbnail....
Now this is a must watch video that helps clear the mind from all the nonsense Chrissy spins.
Great to see a range of experts talking about deception, and shoutout to Duerte!
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
2025 Chrissy loses his FB page in mid January.
The lip licking lizard flew to Las Vegas (probably to get his new place lease signed) about two weeks ago. Then he flew back (about a week afterward). Then he drove past the Colorado River in his low-retained-value SUV, about a week ago, almost right after he flew back from LV. Within a day of that Colorado river pass-by, he's in Las Vegas. But he tells us he's in Chicago all last week (when he's making all manner of vids and pics that clearly show he's in Las Vegas).
This week he tells us he's in Las Vegas (where we know he's been with his SUV last week) for a week long vacay. The Las Vegas part of this story is true...but let's not kid. He's just stayed another week...and that week will turn into another 6 month rental in LV, his "natural" home, eventually. Perhaps he is saving 1 month by staying in comped rooms and the 6 month discount rental prepay property will start in September.
It's all a little ridiculous to lie like this and make no sense when you're trying to get $399 a month from subs where your integrity matters...
Especially since you've never produced a winner from the booshit worthless advice, ever, in your life, and everyone has heard rumors and reports that you're a scammer.
Well done Chrissy Mitchell, scum of the earth.
I admit I don’t follow the Chrissy thread closely and don’t know much about Instagram engagement but can somebody please enlighten me as to how this clown managed to acquire 400,000 Instagram followers???
He's setting up for online Spinny and Baccy (shoutout ZD) vids since there is no way he can compete with all the shady sports touts out there. That space appears to be pretty saturated and you have to flash far bigger tickets than he can afford.
TheRivers: He departed Chicago in the SUV on July 19th. Has not been back there since.
Good observation!
No back and forth. There was one big trip with the wife, kid, cat and ugly painting.
Anybody lookin for a newly listed apartment for rent at One Chicago?
Scroll down to see the rental listings and inquire if the place smells like a Gay Goat?
https://www.goldcoastrealty-chicago....le-or-rent.php
Annnnnnd Chrissy claimed he put it in his sports bets yesterday, but yet nothing has been posted as results in 5 days since he says "Hurr hurr people say I'm a liar, a scam but I post my results EVERY SINGLE DAY..."
Guess Every single day means Once a week and then nothing until he wins again?
Judging by the fact the Yankees, Braves, Guardians and Giants all Lost, those probably cost him any profit and he’ll show two small wins, if any. But then again he’s such a micro penis loser he won’t have the guts to show All his bets!
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