Crazy is always going to crazy, so here we go:

Scar on leg: Druff's fault ✅

Scar on neck: Druff's fault ✅

Loss of 10 pounds: Druff's fault ✅

Breaks up with boyfriend: Druff's fault ✅

Can't afford any 2023 WSOP buy-ins: Druff's fault ✅

Bad beat at the $1-2 tables in Vegas in Summer 2023: Druff's fault ✅

Not welcome at live-stream(s): Druff's fault ✅

Eviction*: Druff's fault ✅

Car mechanical problems: Druff's fault ✅

Headache: Druff's fault ✅


* just kidding, in SF these days, no one gets forcibly evicted for any reason, ever.