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    MORTY, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! UNPROTECTED GAY SEX???

    God damn it Morty, interdimensional travel isn't magic. There are limits to what medical technology can do. Y-y-you can't let male prostitutes pound out your asshole without a JIMMY.



    God FUCKING damn it Morty.



    WHAT THE FUCK?!


     
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      limp donk bingo:
      
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      Lord of the Fraud: lol take a bow son
      
      Sanlmar: Resisting is futile, son
      
      Sloppy Joe: Ahem. Sounds like a video recap is needed
      
      Kilgore Trout: Marty, is this true?
      
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      Muck Ficon: :HOF
      
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      TheXFactor: Marty is a poor man's Charlie Sheen.
      
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      rum dick: oh wow. Id say this crosses the line but if anybody deserved this it's tyde....btw remind me not to piss you off btw.
      
      nunbeater: holy balls
      
      limitles: yeah, we've seen it before big whoop

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    NOOOOOOOO MORTY STOP


     
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    Ahhhhh, the forgotten back door Sanchez account. Brilliant; glad you can still contribute.

     
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    a fine effort but would be much better with marty fucking the tranny

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    no need to overthink things just use this marty head and this tranny head, oversized heads will work better trust me

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    bonus points if you can also include the #BIGHANDS

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    honestly just have marty pumping away like a mad man with the tranny texting and not moving at all will be perfect

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    Dirty Sanchez

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    TRUMP 2024!

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    Just non-stop unrelenting LGBT propaganda being shoved down our throats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JACKDANIELS View Post
    a fine effort but would be much better with marty fucking the tranny
    the tranny fucking mort looks funnier, but i also see jack's point, that it would be more historically accurate if you had mort fucking the tranny

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    Quote Originally Posted by blake View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by JACKDANIELS View Post
    a fine effort but would be much better with marty fucking the tranny
    the tranny fucking mort looks funnier, but i also see jack's point, that it would be more historically accurate if you had mort fucking the tranny
    Morty probably likes to be fucked until he screams uncle.

     
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    take it down mortay
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    Look at what we have here, a "progressive" that is ascribing a negative connotation to having sex with a trans person, as if it were to be mocked.........glad to see Doug Polk is hiring the best.....
    "Druff would suck his own dick if it were long enough"- Brandon "drexel" Gerson

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    "DRILLED HER GOOD"- HONGKONGER

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    And yes, a President Trump supporter is defending the trans operative community.......how sad.....
    "Druff would suck his own dick if it were long enough"- Brandon "drexel" Gerson

    "ann coulter literally has more common sense than pfa."-Sonatine

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    "DRILLED HER GOOD"- HONGKONGER

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    HEY GUYS ITS TOTALLY OK TO HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX IF YOU'RE STRAIGHT, BUT IF YOU HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX WITH A TRANS PERSON, YOU GET AIDS..........sickening.....
    "Druff would suck his own dick if it were long enough"- Brandon "drexel" Gerson

    "ann coulter literally has more common sense than pfa."-Sonatine

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    In all seriousness though, what do we think really happened?

    A. He somehow had some sort of sex with a tranny without realizing it wasn't a female.
    B. He just took a picture of a tranny thinking it was a woman and made up a false story about having sex with her.

    -I am kinda leaning B, but don't know Marty that well to get a good read.

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    Never leave us again.

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    And how do the beaners on this site allow a white man to culturally appropriate a Hispanic name to troll another minority.........no mamen.......

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mintjewlips View Post
    HEY GUYS ITS TOTALLY OK TO HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX IF YOU'RE STRAIGHT, BUT IF YOU HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX WITH A TRANS PERSON, YOU GET AIDS..........sickening.....
    Not really a good idea for nonmonogamous people of any orientation.

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