Need a 'Suicide King' Update From Vegas w/Details From His Success

[Muck Ficon]

Since SK is probably too busy delivering packages to make a trip report. I'll give you mine from last week.

I was at the Motel 6 casino playing 10/20 NL. I was up like $20k, but it's not about the money, it's more about pwning heads shoving pre-flop with 2-7 off suit. Anyways I was about 10 drinks in because this smoking hot cocktail waitress kept bringing me drinks.

Some gang member came and sat at the table. I immediately started trashing him and shoving with any two cards. I took most of his stack before his gang member friends started standing behind me and talking shit to me. I pounded a few more drinks and told them about how much money I made on PokerStars. They also didn't know I was famous on the internet forums, probably because they are too broke to be able to afford the internet.

I finished up my last drink before telling them I was a Chef on a boat, and my crew said I make the best hot pockets. On the way out one of the gang bangers was playing a Pac-Man machine. I told him to fuck off, and stuck my straw in the machine. I then requested security walk me to my car. Not because I was scared of those chump gang members though.

[hongkonger]

I don't think any of his tranny pics are hot but props for barebacking tranny Thai hookers.

[mwh72]

This thread is quite enjoyable.

......and i rarely.

[Mintjewlips]

I think we prefer muck ficon to stick to neg repping as long winded diatribes aren't his foray........ammirite....

[Mintjewlips]

Wow hongtard with yet another ridiculous post.........shocking......I get it tho, you like the boys with small hands......typical....

[big dick]

fuck you jewlips

[Mintjewlips]

You wish dicklick

[Muck Ficon]

I think we prefer muck ficon to stick to neg repping as long winded diatribes aren't his foray........ammirite....

I think you mean "forte".

[hongkonger]

Wow hongtard with yet another ridiculous post.........shocking......I get it tho, you like the boys with small hands......typical....

Wat

[sonatine]

kids the michael angelo of forays.

[mulva]

Since SK is probably too busy delivering packages to make a trip report. I'll give you mine from last week.

I was at the Motel 6 casino play 10/20 NL. I was up like $20k, but it's not about the money, it's more about pwning heads shoving pre-flop with 2-7 off suit. Anyways I was about 10 drinks in because this smoking hot cocktail waitress kept bringing me drinks.

Some gang member came and sat at the table. I immediately started trashing him and shoving with any two cards. I took most of his stack before his gang member friends started standing behind me and talking shit to me. I pounded a few more drinks and told them about how much money I made on PokerStars. They also didn't know I was famous on the internet forums, probably because they are too broke to be able to afford the internet.

I finished up my last drink before telling them I was a Chef on a boat, and my crew said I make the best hot pockets. On the way out one of the gang bangers was playing a Pac-Man machine. I told him to fuck off, and stuck my straw in the machine. I then requested security walk me to my car. Not because I was scared of those chump gang members though.

[mulva]

Lol nailed me good. I'm mortified.

zingo..........and lol @ any foray wit mortay

[mulva]

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[WillieMcFML]

tyde bring the hits

[rum dick]

Guys, someone throw in the towel. I'm getting wrecked with truth bombs.

Frankly I'm embarrassed to be Facebook friends with you after that ethering.

[Mintjewlips]

Seriously, going to Vegas to play a 1k event when you can't even win one at a casino close to you has gotta be pretty dumb.