And sadly deleted already, most likely because Stace pointed out how stupid it was.
Hopefully someone copied or has it cached.
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And sadly deleted already, most likely because Stace pointed out how stupid it was.
Hopefully someone copied or has it cached.
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Originally Posted by zealanddonk
Since there is NO documentation of any bets equaling 35k, it is officially known that Chrissy LOST again and didn’t recover that 50k on the Oreos!
Only 5 months until the next Birthday Booty Bash, will Branko show or has he jumped ship already???
#Colt Life Baby
"Hurr hurr Question everything folks!" - Chrissy 2024
"Chrissy why did we ALL lose 50k and 35k In 4 days??? Why did you ask ME for $5000 like you did to Dave???" - Branko
"Don't ask Questions!!! Just do what I say and pay me $999 for more picks, it's YOUR fault they LOST!!! You're just a jealous, dead broke hater!?!?!"
"Don't Believe Anything" - Chrissy 2024
"Folks, I made $666,666.66 in 6 months using 6 sports picks on my Lucky 6 Super Duper Stragedy! Just believe this FB post and picture of me from 2022 with Mr. Foster's Money Folks... God's Honest Truth!!!"
"Folks Casinos's's's CHEAT, Sports are RIGGED... so pay me $999 to learn how to beat them or suffer through listening to my LIES and Excuses why I ALWAYS LOSE!!!!"
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Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor"Hurr hurr Question everything folks!" - Chrissy 2024
"Chrissy why did we ALL lose 50k and 35k In 4 days??? Why did you ask ME for $5000 like you did to Dave???" - Branko
"Don't ask Questions!!! Just do what I say and pay me $999 for more picks, it's YOUR fault they LOST!!! You're just a jealous, dead broke hater!?!?!"
It gets worse...
It's like he's having a complete mental midget psychotic breakdown.
I guess this is a good way of weeding out the smart people from joining the chum club.
If you believe that Trump staged the assassination attempt and that 2 zeros on a roulette wheel are better than only 1, you are the perfect candidate for the chum club.
On the bright side, it appears that Christopher Mitchell is giving people permission to not believe his claims of big money wins and to demand that he show actual documentation and proof.
Thats the weird thing.
Chrissy used to be anti-Biden, and Pro-Trump.
Chrissy used to include Trump in his big boy winners list that Chrissy must also belong to because he is also a big boy winner.
Chrissy really must be getting desperate at this point, or he's just taken more blows to the head.
Anyone know if Drew's "CNN" podcast has covered yesterday's events because I'm sure "God chanegd the direction of the bullet and killed someone else" is the type of hard hitting news that he's be balls deep into.
==edit==
And some Phillip dude just asked Chrissy why Chrissy thinks it was staged.
I'm picking that comment gets deleted, or "hurr hurr its obvious hurr hurr"
Chrissy is a Trump fan, but beyond that he is a conspiratard.
So as much as he likes Trump, he would rather be the "smart conspiracy guy" pointing out that it was all a setup.
He's the genius, you're the sheep.
GOT TO RETRAIN YOUR BRAIN, FOLKS
FOLKS, YOU SHEEP ARE STUPIDLY WORKING DEAD END 9 TO 5 JOBS, WHILE I SPREAD MY ASS CHEEKS FOR MEN ON CAMERA AND DON'T HAVE TO WAKE UP TO AN ALARM CLOCK. WHO IS THE SMART ONE HERE?
He's so fuckin retarded, he's really got that one personality flaw where your default state is to believe anything is a conspiracy until proven otherwise.. and even when proven otherwise, will continue to believe it's a conspiracy to avoid having to admit to being wrong.
It's actually so amusing to me that somebody this retarded managed to pull off a scam successfully enough that it's kept him afloat for multiple years now. It was the perfect scam for him in a way, because the only ones looking for roulette strategy videos are people who are just as retarded as he is.
Folks, 3 days have passed and No 35K bet tickets have been Cashed!
Documenting that Squirtstopher LOST those alleged bets and is so broke he pawned his dentures at the same store he sold the LoLex!
Here is the Documentation which beats Midget’s Conversation!!
Chrissy is of course to refute the irrefutable evidence above but since he’s too much of a Pussy, he won’t!
#Fraud Life Baby
Hahahahaha another fantasy post about non-existent 12k wins with no Documentation and just conversation from the Masturbating Midget!
Mostly ranting nonsense about his family is somehow superior because NVB is homeschooled. He even calls Public School “Indoctrination Camp” hahahahahahaha!
Too bad Chrissy flunked out that Indoctrination camp and had to Masturbate for Greasy old men on their cigarette burned, Pleather couches.
#Un-Indoctrinated Life Baby!
BWB missed the part or maybe Chrissy editted it, but Chrissy rambled that JOBs were created by.........The Devil!
Chrissy's recent conspiracy theory nuttery and now religious nuttery does not bode well for anyone in his bunker, or anyone trying to collect their debts.
If any of you ladies and gentlemen are ever feeling like you’re not attractive. Like you’re fat, hopeless, and that nobody pays attention to you. Just know that your life is better than this Moo Cow, and that even on your worst ugly day, you look better than this snaggle tooth monkey.
As Flip Wilson a comedian from the 60s and 70s used to say, "The devil made me do it!"Quote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonk
Chirssy hasn't deleted his idiotic sentence where he said that jobs were created by the devil. What kind of person could believe something so ludicrous?
Hey Mr. Bloat, if there were no jobs, where would you buy your food from? If Bubs was very ill, there would be no doctors to save him because doctors have jobs. Stacy would have had to pop Bubs out at home as there would be no hospitals. Since you believe that families should never be apart, you would have had to pull your baby boy out of Stacy's snatch and cut the umbilical cord? Do you regret that you didn't get to be the OB GYN?
Worst of all and I hope you read this you dumb ass, there would be no casinos if there were no jobs and your degenerate gambling would have never come to fruiton. Thus your gambling scam would never have existed.
Didn't the devil create gambling? What a pathetic waste of life this guy is.
Here is the sentence that I took a screen shot of 10 minutes ago.
Yeah even though Stacy is gross, if she had a J-O-B, she would at least meet a straight male co-worker who enjoys sleeping with women. And she'd fuck the guy eventually and think, "Oh wow... I forgot what it's like to sleep with a heterosexual man! This is so nice!"
Then she would leave Chrissy's ass.
But if he keeps her locked at home with Bubs and takes the only car when he goes out, she never has that opportunity.
BLOAT LIFE BABY!
the sheer number of posts this guy makes and then deletes. tight life goat.
Okay…so now the genius is saying that he’s only had three months in the last five years where he’s made less than 100K. This after have made a big deal in late 2021 of having made 100K for the first time (it’s even part of the famous Spencer Cornelia video). Amazing how it’s all out there for idiots to see yet these guys can’t grasp the inconsistency.
Sorry folks, been on my Non-Staycation Vacation Paycation for a week now, one of the perks from my Dead End JOB…Quote:
Originally Posted by PickleballAs Flip Wilson a comedian from the 60s and 70s used to say, "The devil made me do it!"Quote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonk
Chirssy hasn't deleted his idiotic sentence where he said that jobs were created by the devil. What kind of person could believe something so ludicrous?
Hey Mr. Bloat, if there were no jobs, where would you buy your food from? If Bubs was very ill, there would be no doctors to save him because doctors have jobs. Stacy would have had to pop Bubs out at home as there would be no hospitals. Since you believe that families should never be apart, you would have had to pull your baby boy out of Stacy's snatch and cut the umbilical cord? Do you regret that you didn't get to be the OB GYN?
Worst of all and I hope you read this you dumb ass, there would be no casinos if there were no jobs and your degenerate gambling would have never come to fruiton. Thus your gambling scam would never have existed.
Didn't the devil create gambling? What a pathetic waste of life this guy is.
Here is the sentence that I took a screen shot of 10 minutes ago.
Didn’t Squirtstopher just say Poor People are Sinners?
But now he claims people with JOBS are working something created by the Devil? So does this mean THOSE people are sinning by working their JOBS???
And if they work a JOB, they would have money and are thus No Longer Poor, correct? So are all those POOR folks absolved of their Sins???
Oh tell us great Pastor Prescott!!! Why have you forsaken thee???
Just another contradiction from the Masturbating Midget, just like his current post today. He goes back to the claim of losing $500K in his first 6 months gambling, Even though 2 months ago he changed the story to claim he Lost OVER a million dollars gambling… Complete Lie!
Now he claims he ONLY had 3 months in the last 5 years where he didn’t make 100K plus…
Hold on for the Laughfest of Lies from the Bloat!
So now he claims there are only 3 months where he didn’t make over 100k…
Jan 2020 - Had the Hyundai repossessed on Feb. 5 2020, meaning he did not make the payments for the prior 3 Months… You’re telling me someone who made 100k or anything close to that couldn’t afford a measly $200 car payment for 3 months???
Feb 2020 - Lost 74k
March 2020 - Couldn’t afford to buy a house and begged Mr. Foster to co-sign on the Affinity Condo lease
August 2020 - Allegedly made 78k using a Flat Bet Stragedy in 30 days despite only playing 14 times and being called out on it to the point he had to run and make a video about how “he meant 30 sessions”…
Jan 2021 - Birthday Booty Bash where he “Left his bankroll at home”…
Feb/March 2021 - Begged Mr. Foster to co-Sign on the Lexus, certainly if he cleared 100k in the preceding month(s) he wouldn’t need a loan, let alone his Sugar Daddy to co-sign for one?
Oct 2021 - He “retired” from Gambling(the first time, lol) and was no longer selling his Baccy Stragedies! Meaning he didn’t play and couldn’t have possibly made 100k as most “retired” people don’t!
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As Rivers pointed out above, Chrissy was going to Cry in that laughable video he made when he was “on pace to make 100k for the first time”… Would be a nice YT video to splice that with the post I saved above! PM me if you need the original version!
We’ve already found double the amount of months and we haven’t even gotten to 2022 folks. That’s not including such highlights as the NDA debacle, the Tampa Booty Boat Bash disaster, the Chicago Greet n Toss Masturr Mind, and the fire sale of the Lexus and LoLex so Chrissy could put a down payment on the Lease to the Chevy Tahoe!
All things he wouldn’t need to do if he was making over 100k in the months before and after, but hey what do I know, I’m just jealous of a Masturbating Midget who doesn’t own a house , a Rolex, real teeth, hair, commoner sense, a college degree, a clean criminal record, a guilt-free past and needs a loan for a car that costs 73K MSRP…
#Fraud Life Baby
If only he had legitimate bank statements or other records to verify any of his nonsense.
This also goes against the recent "fork" in the "first time I made $10k I was set" story where he claimed to burn off $1m by losing 100x $10k bankrolls AFTER the Stace in the shitter miracle $10k bankroll story.
===edit===
Also, despite telling his chums to only aim for 3% a day and not be greedy, Chrissy would still need of at least $100k [gross minimum estimate] to pull able to pull off $100k/month.
Assuming he won every day and didnt spend anything on his family, pay taxes and the like.
So, conservatively he would have to have either a lot of smaller months leading up to $100k/month or he just went degen balls deep big boy bets that won.
That and his l.o.l 200+ member $99/month chums club he fucked away, and the real earner at that time, BOL affiliate money.
Remember when Chrissy claims to have 7 businesses, including his colouring in book, and a team of lawyers.
PFA remembers.
And Chrissy with a "new" post asking why so many people are idiots....
Krissy's fake fantasy land first half of July results are in folks, i'll let @BWB tear it apart, if he can't get to it in awhile i will post the fake documentation later....
The greatest sports handicapper in the world is back at it again.
Incidentally The Bloat claims that a successful handicapper wins between 52% and 55% of their bets. The stooge doesn't know that if you win 52% of your bets based on the vig you will lose money.
Chrissy is more than 10% high in that post.
And l.o.l at posting guarantees again.
Hahahaha, folks Winning Percentage doesn’t matter, Profit does derrrp!
And where are the imaginary white board-esque numbers from Chrissy’s delusional win? Here let me guess… Chrissy made 56,789 so far this month… on pace for $123,456 using his Sesame Street ABC - 123 make up numbers for profit system!
Funny that he went quiet for days since the 50k alleged loss and that imaginary 35k bet(which isn’t a Mitchygale bet since Chrissy doesn’t have 100k to his name much less a month)
Why doesn’t the Colt Dolt just use his Golden Goose, bet 100k and get that 85k back???
Oh right, he’s a deadbroke douchebag with a tiny, crooked dick and can’t afford to place any bets or show bet slips or win/loss statements cuz he’s a pussy!
I spy with his meth’d out red eye, a Charlie Brown Cocksucker Cosplay^^^
i wonder how well the Elite Cum Guzzler Inner Circle Jerk Off Members realized how well the Mitchellgale betting system works when the Scrubbies swept the Oreos in Baltimore not too long ago...
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Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar
He now refers to them as clients, much in the same way a sex worker would.
@ Zeal - I guarantee you that is exactly what Stacy has been saying for years!Quote:
Originally Posted by PickleballThe greatest sports handicapper in the world is back at it again.
Incidentally The Bloat claims that a successful handicapper wins between 52% and 55% of their bets. The stooge doesn't know that if you win 52% of your bets based on the vig you will lose money.
the Mitchellgale betting system works so great and guarantees profit so well that Christopher Mitchell lost all of his bankroll at his own master mind event and had to borrow $5k from Dave Pruett, lost that too and then kicked Dave out of the Elite Cum Guzzlers Inner Elite Circle Super Duper Club and never paid him back....
the Mitchellgale betting system works so well, he thought he would show off live on YouTube, and proceed to lose 4 roulette spins in a row completely depleting his $1k bankroll in 5 minutes, and then cried about it for another 5 minutes.... where was his $50k bankroll that he claims to always carry in the casino with him???!!! LMAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI82rxKlhLI
Still trying to keep the guy in the public eye. Thanks to everyone who keeps providing the opportunities!
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Originally Posted by PickleballThe greatest sports handicapper in the world is back at it again.
Incidentally The Bloat claims that a successful handicapper wins between 52% and 55% of their bets. The stooge doesn't know that if you win 52% of your bets based on the vig you will lose money.
he has progressed to the vegas dave bullshit of guaranteed wins if you keep martingaling. he can't even create his own scams anymore.
The Bloat was mocking Michael Palmer when he told him that the Martingale never works and he should have done a Mitchellgale.
Christopher Mitchell takes the cake for slimeball of the year.
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Originally Posted by PickleballThe Bloat was mocking Michael Palmer when he told him that the Martingale never works and he should have done a Mitchellgale.
Christopher Mitchell takes the cake for slimeball of the year.
And if he had mitchellgaled he would have most likely lost his money quicker.
Chrissy really isnt good with the thinking.
Much like Chrissy's "brag" he won 22 bets, lost 12.
We know the Oreos were 3 in a row, how many other "bad streaks" did he have, and how many chums were put in a tight spot over it?
Any chance we could limit the constant gay porn pics? I opened it up in public earlier, which would've been very awkward had somebody been behind me lol
Pretty easy to scam the stupid with the Martingale----first you will always win a lot more than you lose and when u do go on that inevitable losing streak he can just pretend he is still doubling his bets after his chums have lost everything(they never need proof)
"Putting 500k on the Bluejays tonight!" "Hey it won i just recovered everything and made 1k profit, if u freakin idiots had followed me you would have been winners also, LOSERS!"
Get all your money out of the bank immediately folks. Turn it all into cash because you never know when there’ll be an outage and you won’t be able to get cash. Oh you don’t have much cash and need some? Well don’t worry…just pay Chrissy $999 per month and he’ll show you how to get more cash…unless of course the Microsoft outage also impacted Thrivecart…in which case you won’t be able to pay him…so go piss off.
I watched Chrissy's nonsense clip that looks like he is reading off a teleprompter.
He has two slightly different versions.
He claims to be the king of cash, denounces cryptocurrencies and claims at the 26s mark "if you need fast cash, I am your Guy" as he plays with the toy money counter that goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
The second version has the same quote around the 36s mark, however it sounds like he is saying "God" but th captions say "guy".
Either way, lucky nonsense from the guy who would shit his pants if the casino's's's's were down for a day.
Good thing he wasnt playing on flying anywhere for a gaycation.
Hurr hurr Steroids are bad folks, even though I LIED and said I was steroid free to sell my cheap, shitty, fitness books. If YOU do Steroids you're a Sinner folks! Just like poor people are Sinners for No Reason other than Chrissy can talk down to them!
Chopping up the post here as it is WAY too long and I don't even care to read after the line 1st 10 years he was "drug/steroid free"... COMPLETE LIE!
We know he was deflated off Roids as early as 2006 from the Chaos Men Photos where he was called "Ugly with Bad Hair and a Flat butt" by the Flamers in the comments section, lol!
Then for his not so triumphant return as the Colt Goat he clearly got his fat ass back on Roids in 2010 and became a Minute Man with a not so big load.
I'll touch this up later, just a bit jet lagged at the moment from my Vacation Paycation Staycation!
Ya think the other Mitchell sperm baby got that memo??? Or is old Drewbie headed for the same fate as his tub of lard elder brother?
The nonsense here goes on and on, if you feel like reading a post Chrissy likely stole from someone else's FB, feel free to view the original
https://www.facebook.com/christophermitchellthegoat
As Rivers mentioned he tried to get back on the Gas for like 9th time in 2021, and his bad heart and clogged arteries couldn't take the stress and he was hospitalized in that post where he talked about 7 dudes in towels standing over him...
This of course was not the FIRST time Chrissy had 7 dudes standing over him... Colt Life Baby!
What would happen to my wife and son if I died SUDDENLY from drugs?
Answer: They’d be much better off without a narcissistic scammer in their lives.
But but, they're his reason WHY!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jayjami
WHY he did Gay Porn for 10 Years and then LIED about it on the Bible!
WHY he sold $7 Lead Funnels worth dog shit to suckers he LIED to about being a successful business owner!
WHY he made Stacy quit a 6 figure JOB so they could default on their Hyundai payment and LIE to the Repo man that "hurr hurr the checks in the mail!"
WHY he didn't let his non-verbal son attend School so he can learn motor skills, fundamentals, and social skills that will help him in life but chose to LIE about the evils of Public School and College Education!
WHY he had to spend 2K on his dentures instead of $200 on a bicycle for his son and LIED about getting him a train set!
WHY he had to run from NVB's hockey to practice and LIED about placing a bet, that went into the ether with the 50k on the Oreos and 35K on the Phillies!
WHY he had to LIE to Zach about being rich and successful, when he was just renting 6 month apartments annnnnnd renting a Lambo while claiming he OWNED those things to his idiotic followers so he can show Zachy how to become a millionaire from Zero by going to the casino with him
#ZACHTISM
Maybe his next distraction post should change from his REASON WHY... to his REASON TO LIE!!!
#ColtLiesBaby
If you need more proof of the intelligence(or lack thereof) of one April 'One Brain Cell' Hill...
Here are her spelling and editing skills on Full Display... Hahahahahahaha!
Final result...
Another fine example of your $999 education from Prescott University!
"SAY NO RO DRUGS... FOLKS!!!"
Chrissy's idea of natural TRT involves illicit blowjobs.