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Originally Posted by
fluffer
Predominantly straight guy who likes to get freaky on occasions, ok
Don't want to hijack this thread, but...
:lol
There isn't a single thing "predominantly straight" about you. Forget "predominantly" ... I am struggling to come up with a single characteristic you have that isn't straight out of a gay stereotype.
Let's count the ways:
- Hyper-obsession with fitness and going to the gym, and making sure everyone knows it
- Catty attitude toward others' looks
- Vast insider knowledge of rumors and rumblings within the "gay community", as you always chime in to threads regarding celebrities, and what the gay community thinks about the subject.
- Self-professed expert in "gaydar"
- Highly effeminate writing style, right down to the trademark *giggling*
- Odd refusal to allow your voice to be heard on radio, which I can only assume has to do with some sort of shame regarding a lisp or effeminate sound
I have news for you. "Predominantly straight" guys don't repeatedly get the urge to bend over Asian guys and ram them in the ass. I know you've laid out your excuses before... Men are more willing to have casual sex, men are more willing to get freaky, men are more likely to be really into the sex while women often just go along with it, blah blah blah. But that doesn't matter. That's a bunch of crap. Straight guys don't decide to ride the hershey highway just because it requires more effort to get with women. It doesn't work that way. It's not like choosing fast food today because you don't feel like putting the effort into cooking a meal. You act as if it's totally normal for straight guys to have sex with dudes if they don't feel like going through the trouble of romancing women. If you were actually straight, you would know that's not what an actual straight guy would ever do.
Provided this isn't some sort of gimmick account (and again, if it is, bravo for making a good one), my read on you is that you are a gay guy who still isn't comfortable with what he is, despite being around 50 years old. So you hit the gym several hours per day, force yourself to fuck women while imagining Long Duk Dong from Sixteen Candles, and look in the mirror thinking, "If I have all of these muscles and fuck women, then there's no way I can be a fag."
Keep in mind that this isn't a bash against gay people. We have guys like PLOL who are gay, yet are comfortable with it, and don't have to engage in any kind of ruse that they're actually straight but just occasionally mess around with dick for fun. I also understand when a young man takes a few years to completely accept and understand that he's gay. But seriously... if you're a late 40s gay guy and act like a catty bitch on forums instead of being able to look in the mirror and admit what you are, honestly that's pretty sad.