Cmon guys, how can you not trust a face like this
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Cmon guys, how can you not trust a face like this
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Originally Posted by Draymond
He already had a reality TV show, it bombed and it was cancelled.Quote:
Originally Posted by GambleBotsChafedPenis
Lol what the fuck are you trolling? You are literally making my point for me.
The R tards were talking about this at poker tonight. The only half R tard in the group that I somewhat respect said that Lochte lost almost all his endorsements BEFORE this Olympics... researching now.
the real tragedy here is that 4 olympic athletes were out at the bars all night in Rio and came back to the olympic village w/o even 1 girl. Pathetic,they should be shamed for this more than anything else.
Jesus Christ Adamant. I was just spit balling before but I can't find anything that I was wrong about. Lets look at a chronological order of events from this platinum nigs last four years
2012- Wins five Olympic medals. Two of which were Gold medals. Three of which were individual medals.
2012-2016- Endorsement deals dropped by Gatorade, Nissan, Mutual of Omaha, P&G, Gillete, AT&T
. . . . . . . - Reality TV program tanks
2016- Wins one Olympic medal in a fucking relay race
Admittedly his biggest endorsement deal is with Speedo. If you think they were planning on continuing to pay a has been that no showed this Olympics and will hit the next Olympics at age 36 there is a good chance you are also retarded.
It could be so much more cut and dried that he lied. Hell there could even be a video of him performing Brazilian fart porn and he would make so much more bank than just being a platinum faggot has been that everyone would have forgotten about by September.
I already got names for his first few porns
Ryan Lochte Vol. 1 "Loaded Gun"
Ryan Lochte Vol 2. "Water Sports"
Ryan Lochte Vol 3. "Gas Station"
If you honestly think that Speedo check that was almost assuredly gonna stop getting written regardless was gonna make him more than him selling the rights to his story to any network after doing a few interviews followed by writing a book you should just hang it up.
Just a quick reminder to all who think he's not done and he will show up to Tokyo in 2020 at age 36. Think about how many new endorsements Michael Phelps received AFTER the picture of him with a bong surfaced. Your average xenophobic American will end up siding with a Platinum faggot over corrupt Brazil every day of the week. Bob Costas eat your heart out.
You are clinically insane. You just made a post earlier that this was going to be great for his career. You are probably the only person on the planet that thought that. Even Ryan Lochte just apologized for his douchness. You are basically the only person defending him at this point, even he mailed it in.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit
Video interview with Lochte they aired tonight:
http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/201...-story-n635191
At least he got rid of his douche hair.
That video is not real its from the governmentQuote:
Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker
fucking lying stuttering knock-kneed geek
Bang Bang
You would think my 30-0 record when it comes to shit like this since back to NWP would speak for itself but I still have these fish that try me. It's truly amazing.
Third narrative as promised
Higlights of third narrative
-USA TODAY thoroughly investigates gas station, gas station video, and witnesses
-Brazilian authorities twisting facts
- Eyewitness Fernando Deluz saw guns drawn and is being praised by Brazilian police chief for intervening and possibly stopping four murders
- Deluz also said the swimmers did not even understand the situation due to not knowing how to speak Portuguese
-Brazilian judge says police hasty in determining that the security guards did not commit robbery
-Brazilian lawyer says the swimmers did not file a false police report under Brazilian law
-didn't trash bathroom or even break down door
-were robbed/extorted at gunpoint just like every swimmer has maintained all along
-video of them sitting on a curb and with hands up while being held at gunpoint
http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports...ties/89082232/
http://hotair.com/archives/2016/08/2...out-the-truth/
http://www.breitbart.com/sports/2016...y-mostly-true/
http://m.washingtontimes.com/news/20...urity-guards-/
http://sports.yahoo.com/news/latest-...E3XzEEc2VjA3Ny
Who will eat crow first? Faggots like AL Roker, Matt Lauer, and Stephen Colbert or people like Adamant and Draymond.
Lol at anyone who thought they lied, its Brazil a fucking 3rd world shit hole. . . And no the libtard media will never admit anything, the retards on these boards are more likely . . .Quote:
Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit
LOL at the irony of damn near every talking head at ESPN absolutely butchering Lochte at a Tonya Harding level for the last two weeks. Only for him to be signed on to ABC's Dancing With The Stars. What can these faggots possibly say now. What disingenuous shit is Cowherd gonna shovel in these peoples throats tomorrow. I'm literally dying to see how that camp can possibly spin this now.
So I get this email this morning from a long term client that is entertaining an endorsement deal from Lochte. They want me to mock up their product in a shot with him. #shitjustgotreal
Brazil pressing charges on a nigga.
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Originally Posted by 4Dragons
more info if you are allowed to please. If you do work for Pantene Pro V that will absolutely kill
or like that gay thing that everyone does these days where the say "Sorry, not sorry"
First company that incorporates that into an advertisement wins so hard.
fuck outa here
http://www.forbes.com/sites/prishe/2.../#2a75395d50d1
If they gave out Olympic gold medals for stupidity, Ryan Lochte would have won more hardware at the 2016 Rio Games.Quote:
Originally Posted by adamantium
Instead, he leaves Brazil with his name and personal brand in tatters, which will likely end his career as a product endorser, thereby costing him at least $5-10 million in future lifetime income.
But wait, his publicist is going to make him all this money from this!
As of today, the only person who thinks this was marketing gold for Ryan Lochte is BCG. Not on PFA, but the planet.
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Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's ClitQuote:
Originally Posted by 4Dragons
more info if you are allowed to please. If you do work for Pantene Pro V that will absolutely kill
If it goes through i'll post it.
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Originally Posted by adamantium
You are behind four narratives or so. Every news outlet had an article similar to that before this thread was made.
I'm not convinced he would have made 5-10 miliion more lifetime. I am convinced he will make way the fuck more than that now.Quote:
Originally Posted by DraymondIf they gave out Olympic gold medals for stupidity, Ryan Lochte would have won more hardware at the 2016 Rio Games.Quote:
Originally Posted by adamantium
Instead, he leaves Brazil with his name and personal brand in tatters, which will likely end his career as a product endorser, thereby costing him at least $5-10 million in future lifetime income.
But wait, his publicist is going to make him all this money from this!
As of today, the only person who thinks this was marketing gold for Ryan Lochte is BCG. Not on PFA, but the planet.
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Originally Posted by 4DragonsQuote:
Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit
If it goes through i'll post it.
Siiiiiiiiick
Further explanation is requested here my Ruskie friend....Quote:
Originally Posted by adamantium
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Originally Posted by TellafriendFurther explanation is requested here my Ruskie friend....Quote:
Originally Posted by adamantium
#WillieStole
It's ok guys Ryan Lochte is starting a new career along with Calvin Johnson.
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2...the-stars-cast
& more importantly, James Hinchcliffe.Quote:
Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker
Apparently some protest goons attacked Lochte tonight storming the dance floor while he was being judged.
http://www.tmz.com/2016/09/12/ryan-l...-and-detained/
Lollol.
Just from the gate you notice this is fake when you see those retards with the anti Lochte shirts on. Dancing with the Stars aint gonna risk having no Anti Lochte nutjob in their crowd. I mean yeah they could have taken off other shirts and had this under, but you really shouldn't have to see anything to prove this to yourself.
Also would be interesting to see which part of the crowd those dudes came from. I don't know Dancing with the Stars ballroom layout or how many it seats but if they came from a lower part where members of the crowd are caught on camera a lot it will be especially funny. Those seats in other similar programs I've read about, those seats are filled with people that are part of the show, family, and friends.
Where did these guys come from? If they came down from the cheap seats and took off their top layer whoever put this together at least sort of tried maybe.
All major newspapers are running with this. It just seems crazy to me. I know I come from a very perspective but this just has this extra fake look to it.
Video Please?
Is there seriously no fucking video? The only one I see is everyone giving their version of the Taylor Swift shocked looked. Did these faggots really not put the video out for me to laugh at.
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In this ADD culture even something has massive as Lochte-Gate needs a drama re-up. For example I know about Lochte's nose hair and even I had no clue Dancing with the Stars premiered tonight.
Not a drop about anything I'm saying and can't find one person saying this is fake so far. I don't even know where to look anymore. You would think there would be at least be a member of Adamantium's Norwegian hillbilly Lochte hating contingent suggesting Lochte did this himself for sympathy or fucking something.
When the fucking Washington Post has a huge article covering a story line so poor WWE fans would roll their eyes it really does make me sick.
Their is a video link here that I found. You can skip forward about 3 minutes in:
http://www.mjsbigblog.com/ryan-locht...tars-23-video/
This is how it was shown on TV which they didn't flash towards it but you can see a shadow of someone running onto the floor with the girl judge saying "excuse me, hey" ,etc...
Holy shit I found my people. TWITTER SEARCH FUNCTION FOR THE WIN!!! So far it's me and 30 young black women on twitter. Go fucking figure.
https://gma.yahoo.com/cheryl-burke-s...lebrities.html
Just hamming it up
Can anone on this forum deny that at least this DWTS facet of the Lochte drama is fake? Please?
I gotta admit, it was my first thought as well.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit