Mike is a retarded ape that should have been put down a long time ago.
so the navy wont hire you if you medicate your rampant mental illness, and your response is ITS COOL EVERYTHING WILL WORK OUT IF IM UNMEDICATED.
youre going to last 2 weeks tops in basic before you get discharged for being unstable. book it.
and for the record, you dont "have" problems, you "are" the problem; you stubbornly refuse to approach life correctly. you let your mom ruin your life because youre a professional victim.
oh and in before mad.
Hey Fatso, why don't you and Muck find some local kids and practice your bulling skills there?
Pass the can situation huh?
It actually explains a lot if he's a borderline. That's one crazy ass disease where being heavily medicated is an absolute necessity if one wants to be a functioning member of society.
Get on meds immediately, lay low until you start feeling stable and then lead a quiet existence. Joining the armed forces without being medicated is a 100% fail plan.
Failing the military plan is not an option. I am too close and a shoe in for linguistics (VERY prestigious)
just chatted with my buddy for 20 min who just finished basic to go in as a NUKE (Nuclear Engineer) and he got a 12k bonus, he said the bonus is way higher for Linguistics and wishes me luck from So Carolina.
full speed ahead
Originally Posted by sonatine
eh they don't bother me dude. Sonatine is too damned funny and well spoken to TRULY come across like a jerk (just read all his posts on boris about his thailand trip, which was amazingly well written and informative- A+ trip report old boy) and muck, what can I say...he's got to have his attention
a lot like a woman, quite frankly.
thanks for the support tho, and i rather liked the pills you sent, just popped my last one (had been saving them) and have to say, me likey a LOT
any more please send my way!
Mike
Originally Posted by sonatine
WOW
TAKE 50 OF THOSE FAT BLACK BASTARDS OVER THESE ANKLE BITING HORSE FLIES
JESUS
AND THE LITTLE ONES THAT KEEP HITTING MY LIPS THE *FUCK* IS UP WITH THESE LITTLE SCOUNDRELS?????
Originally Posted by sonatine
Oh that's right, been 4 days since I showered
the flies make sense I suppose
can't say I am happy about them tho my crotch seems to be the culprit.
Originally Posted by sonatine
I pray to God nothing derails this for you.......
The most recent person I know who joined the Army as a linguist (35W) is getting $39,000 bonus, plus $71,000 in college money.
Even 8 years ago, when I joined, the linguists were getting $20,000.
I know a lot of linguists in the Army, it is not unusual for a linguist in the Army to be promoted to Sergeant First Class (E-7) in 8 years.
Half of the time that you are in the military as a linguist, you are working together with all of the branches, so join the branch that suits YOUR needs best. You also want to look at promotion opportunities, which are usually best in the Army.
No matter which branch you choose, before you go to MEPS to sign the contract, have your recruiter put you in contact with an actual linguist, so you can get the real deal from someone who knows.
I went in for Corpsman and said I wanted to be on the front lines with the Marines, this has not changed, but Linguistics seems fairly lucrative no?
IN terms of both short and long term financial solvency, what would you go with? Between IT Linguistics or Corpsman? You did say Corpsman, but my buddy just told me there isn't a bonus for it. Not sure if that means I woudln't get one going into combat (my preference) but all in all, walking away from IT seems very hard at teh same time.
Shit, flip a coin at this point- anything but where I am at now in life.
Thank you for your service by the way, since I have been all mememe for the moment.
Mike
Originally Posted by sonatine
wow, I never even considered trying the Army as a Linguist.
Thanks for that! It seems to be my #1 choice as my talents (photographic memory, language comes super easy) seem to say Linguist all the way.
Turns out my great grandfather coming out of Russia was a Linguist, spoke 8 languages fluently and was held in very high regard in the military.
Thanks again.
Originally Posted by sonatine
Computers=$$$ on the outside too tho right?
Easy work as a translator or computer tech or RN when i get out, so basically all three seem very lucrative
the corpsman gig gives me hands on real world experience that might also leave me fucked (moreso) mentally
the Linguist gig might be boring
the IT gig....sounds about awesome
fuck, I'm going to have to sign with whatever has the biggest bonus quite frankly. which sounds linguist.
thank you for the encouragement it's much appreciated
Originally Posted by sonatine
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