*** OFFICIAL *** Life and Times of 408Mike Thread

[408Mike]

that chip stack is certainly accurate more often than not.

Who were you all waiting on? Seems like the whole table was sitting around for one person to act, to the dealers right I think. HOF either way, and I mean the beard.

[WillieMcFML]

that chip stack is certainly accurate more often than not.

Who were you all waiting on? Seems like the whole table was sitting around for one person to act, to the dealers right I think. HOF either way, and I mean the beard.

you have a crush on a different boy every week

it's hard to keep up with, mikey

[rickastley]

I once played a WSOP event about a table over from sonatine.

are you the true 3rd member of zz top?

[408Mike]

I fucked her.

uh sure, you're totally right...I am FURIOUS right now!

[408Mike]

I once played a WSOP event about a table over from sonatine.

are you the true 3rd member of zz top?

How does the guy pull off a fucking purple hat is what I want to know. I would never even attempt it, think about it as an option etc. siq

[nunbeater]

I thought you got approved to be in the Navy? Another full of shit lie?

8/3 I have my court date for record clearance, pending the judge grants it I am 110% full steam ahead with Navy, the judge says no I still go Navy and try but also hitting the Army at the same time (Navy is #1 preference and I have been told by 3 people they want me)

so that's where I am at

that and attempting to avoid homelessness, but that's not going so well...and i'm hungry..

http://www.duffelblog.com/2012/10/ha...g-in-military/

[408Mike]

8/3 I have my court date for record clearance, pending the judge grants it I am 110% full steam ahead with Navy, the judge says no I still go Navy and try but also hitting the Army at the same time (Navy is #1 preference and I have been told by 3 people they want me)

so that's where I am at

that and attempting to avoid homelessness, but that's not going so well...and i'm hungry..

http://www.duffelblog.com/2012/10/ha...g-in-military/

what the fuck? Says Siever, “It’s great, you know, to finally be able to reach out and connect with others who share your non-experiences. After giving so much, dedicating so much time and energy to thinking about enlisting, it just feels like we’re finally getting the thanks we deserve.” And recognition has been swift in coming.

_wow_

so yeah, the navy is technically an option again (presuming I can forget the drugs I have done and this pesky borderline personality I have, which makes me prone to dissociating from reality anytime I feel people are ganging up on me, oh and the massive paranoia) but it's looking darn unlikely, and I sure as FUCK don't need any street cred for "almost enlisting" who the fuck are these people?

[408Mike]

rofl willie

The story goes like this- I started out trying to cram the meat into an empty roll of toilet paper. That didn't work (much too narrow) so I decided to try cutting the tube, inserting meat, inserting unit, and then duct taping the whole thing together. Sadly the juices from the meat dissolved the glue from the tape and the cardboard didn't last long either.

Then I tried glasses, like you'd drink water from, but they were either too big or too narrow, the one I found that fit just right had a major issue of slippage. i tried taping the meat inside the glass with the same outcome, the juice dissolved the glue from the tape and it slid off.

SO I had a brain chortle and suddenly realized the stuffed animal I had hidden under my bed for several months might actually serve some purpose IF the cotton did what I thought it would do, which was offer an adhesive surface for the meat to cling to.

Magic happened that night, I'll never forget it. Definitely made me triple my efforts to actually land a girl in bed, having a taste of the good stuff and all.

Not gonna derail NBH's fine thread here tho, into the rubbish heap for this puppy.

[WillieMcFML]

rofl willie

The story goes like this- I started out trying to cram the meat into an empty roll of toilet paper. That didn't work (much too narrow) so I decided to try cutting the tube, inserting meat, inserting unit, and then duct taping the whole thing together. Sadly the juices from the meat dissolved the glue from the tape and the cardboard didn't last long either.

Then I tried glasses, like you'd drink water from, but they were either too big or too narrow, the one I found that fit just right had a major issue of slippage. i tried taping the meat inside the glass with the same outcome, the juice dissolved the glue from the tape and it slid off.

SO I had a brain chortle and suddenly realized the stuffed animal I had hidden under my bed for several months might actually serve some purpose IF the cotton did what I thought it would do, which was offer an adhesive surface for the meat to cling to.

Magic happened that night, I'll never forget it. Definitely made me triple my efforts to actually land a girl in bed, having a taste of the good stuff and all.

Not gonna derail NBH's fine thread here tho, into the rubbish heap for this puppy.

dude stfu

it was creepy enough the first time

we didn't need more detail of your sexual perversion

[Muck Ficon]

rofl willie

The story goes like this- I started out trying to cram the meat into an empty roll of toilet paper. That didn't work (much too narrow) so I decided to try cutting the tube, inserting meat, inserting unit, and then duct taping the whole thing together. Sadly the juices from the meat dissolved the glue from the tape and the cardboard didn't last long either.

Then I tried glasses, like you'd drink water from, but they were either too big or too narrow, the one I found that fit just right had a major issue of slippage. i tried taping the meat inside the glass with the same outcome, the juice dissolved the glue from the tape and it slid off.

SO I had a brain chortle and suddenly realized the stuffed animal I had hidden under my bed for several months might actually serve some purpose IF the cotton did what I thought it would do, which was offer an adhesive surface for the meat to cling to.

Magic happened that night, I'll never forget it. Definitely made me triple my efforts to actually land a girl in bed, having a taste of the good stuff and all.

Not gonna derail NBH's fine thread here tho, into the rubbish heap for this puppy.

[408Mike]

rofl willie

The story goes like this- I started out trying to cram the meat into an empty roll of toilet paper. That didn't work (much too narrow) so I decided to try cutting the tube, inserting meat, inserting unit, and then duct taping the whole thing together. Sadly the juices from the meat dissolved the glue from the tape and the cardboard didn't last long either.

Then I tried glasses, like you'd drink water from, but they were either too big or too narrow, the one I found that fit just right had a major issue of slippage. i tried taping the meat inside the glass with the same outcome, the juice dissolved the glue from the tape and it slid off.

SO I had a brain chortle and suddenly realized the stuffed animal I had hidden under my bed for several months might actually serve some purpose IF the cotton did what I thought it would do, which was offer an adhesive surface for the meat to cling to.

Magic happened that night, I'll never forget it. Definitely made me triple my efforts to actually land a girl in bed, having a taste of the good stuff and all.

Not gonna derail NBH's fine thread here tho, into the rubbish heap for this puppy.

dude stfu

it was creepy enough the first time

we didn't need more detail of your sexual perversion

It was a brief moment of my life going back 18 years bro. That means something to me, the story has sentimental value.

God I am depressed right now...

[WillieMcFML]

dude stfu

it was creepy enough the first time

we didn't need more detail of your sexual perversion

It was a brief moment of my life going back 18 years bro. That means something to me, the story has sentimental value.

God I am depressed right now...

if one of the most memorable moments of my life was fucking a stuffed animal and cold cuts i'd be depressed too

[BUBBLES]

dude stfu

it was creepy enough the first time

we didn't need more detail of your sexual perversion

It was a brief moment of my life going back 18 years bro. That means something to me, the story has sentimental value.

God I am depressed right now...

Why shouldnt you be depressed?

[408Mike]

It was a brief moment of my life going back 18 years bro. That means something to me, the story has sentimental value.

God I am depressed right now...

if one of the most memorable moments of my life was fucking a stuffed animal and cold cuts i'd be depressed too

ROFL my dear Willie, haven't you figured it out yet?

This story is but one of MANY that compose the fabric of my life. Though it's far from some crucial moment I will always cherish, it is a funny and distinct memory nonetheless, one I think people get a laugh out of which is my biggest concern.

Who gives a fuck about me anyway? I sure don't and I do not expect anyone else to either, so when I sound like an idiot, laugh like I expect you to.

Oh, and the things I could tell you my friend...not while my parents are alive will that happen, but someday..

[WillieMcFML]

no thank you mike

and i mean in all sincerity, NO FUCKING THANK YOU

keep that shit to yourself, or between you and a mental health professional

[408Mike]

ROFL This guy doin all he can to gobble up my daily allotment of posts likity split for some reason.

What are you afraid I might say?

Whatever.

[Kuntmissioner]

SO I had a brain chortle and suddenly realized the stuffed animal I had hidden under my bed for several months might actually serve some purpose IF the cotton did what I thought it would do, which was offer an adhesive surface for the meat to cling to.

Magic happened that night, I'll never forget it. Definitely made me triple my efforts to actually land a girl in bed, having a taste of the good stuff and all.

Even though we already know the answer...

Did you also practice your oral technique on the stuffed animal's meat pussy?

[Muck Ficon]

SO I had a brain chortle and suddenly realized the stuffed animal I had hidden under my bed for several months might actually serve some purpose IF the cotton did what I thought it would do, which was offer an adhesive surface for the meat to cling to.

Magic happened that night, I'll never forget it. Definitely made me triple my efforts to actually land a girl in bed, having a taste of the good stuff and all.

Even though we already know the answer...

Did you also practice your oral technique on the stuffed animal's meat pussy?

No, he stuck a foot long in the front and practiced his deep throating technique. All that practice has got him a lot of free meth.

[shortbuspoker]

Mike your in your 30's and plotting revenge on your mother for removing your bedroom door... Grow the fuck up

Oh and lawyers don't take food stamps as a retainer and you have no case at all....

Get serious with your life...

this gif does not get enough love

[SrslySirius]

Mike your in your 30's and plotting revenge on your mother for removing your bedroom door... Grow the fuck up

Oh and lawyers don't take food stamps as a retainer and you have no case at all....

Get serious with your life...

this gif does not get enough love

I'll accept retroactive rep here.