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Thread: OK Since I Have Been Kicking So Much ASS @ Life Lately, I Can't Resist Sharing it With You Gimps

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    Lol at all the "progressives jumping to conclusions about the woman's gender..........I mean the fucking irony........

     
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    barebacking a thai hooker (likely male) may be the dumbest thing i've ever heard of.

    statistically speaking, there's no way tyde avoided full blown AIDS

     
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      RichardBrodiesCombover.: Super aids

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    I thought he said these chicks where hot?


    How come Marty is not in any of the pictures?


    Selfies with hot chicks , Not lady boy pictures from 12 feet .


    I am so confused




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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    Then ran into this amazing honey



    she was absolutely gorgeous (and she knew it)

    it took a little convincing, but I did manage to close the deal.

    She was more expensive than the first two girls, but WELL worth it.

    a little shy at first, but wow

    again, I will spare you the gory details, but long story short, after an extended hiatus of self imposed celibacy, I unloaded with a vengeance, and slammed 3 hot chicks in less than 2 days

    on one hand, i love this story and admire your honesty.

    on the other hand, publicly admitting you had to sweet talk an actual prostitute into fucking you seems like a bad idea

     
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      Bootsy Collins: Doesn't he or she look thrilled?
      
      rum dick: Do spiders love the pope of course marty had to beg a prostitute to take his money. Disgusting little fucker is the only person who can somehow be cucked by a 3rd world hooker
      
      Starbucks Spunk Bucket: My thoughts exactly lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by blake View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    Then ran into this amazing honey



    she was absolutely gorgeous (and she knew it)

    it took a little convincing, but I did manage to close the deal.

    She was more expensive than the first two girls, but WELL worth it.

    a little shy at first, but wow

    again, I will spare you the gory details, but long story short, after an extended hiatus of self imposed celibacy, I unloaded with a vengeance, and slammed 3 hot chicks in less than 2 days

    on one hand, i love this story and admire your honesty.

    on the other hand, publicly admitting you had to sweet talk an actual prostitute into fucking you seems like a bad idea
    This chick might actually be good looking. That is a weird angle and she is making a weird face. I'll reserve judgement. The other 2 girls meh. But then again, every time I watch a "pimps and ho's" type documentary about streetwalkers here the girls are all completely gross and nasty, so by comparison probably not too bad. I think the real lesson is to not pick up street "girls" at all if you can avoid it.

     
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      rum dick: She's attractive but she's also obviously disgusted by the thought of having marty's sad 3 inches inside her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by verminaard View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by blake View Post


    on one hand, i love this story and admire your honesty.

    on the other hand, publicly admitting you had to sweet talk an actual prostitute into fucking you seems like a bad idea
    This chick might actually be good looking. That is a weird angle and she is making a weird face. I'll reserve judgement. The other 2 girls meh. But then again, every time I watch a "pimps and ho's" type documentary about streetwalkers here the girls are all completely gross and nasty, so by comparison probably not too bad. I think the real lesson is to not pick up street "girls" at all if you can avoid it.

    Look at that jawline bruh, that ain't a chick homie, that's a man baby!

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    This is the face of a girl (or guy) that has just been told by some cringeworthy pockled dude that they "smell nice"

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gordman View Post
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    This is the face of a girl (or guy) that has just been told by some cringeworthy pockled dude that they "smell nice"


    I am still a bit confused . This is the chick that cost the most?

    She looks tiny and the tits are obviously smashed and lifted. Biceps like a high school wrestler . The death stare also doesn't help. Dimple on the chin . I wish we could have seen the whole body. Eyebrows look straight out of sesame streets Burt . I will with hold final conclusion if Marty can show more pics . Preferably one with him in it .


    Note : I've never met Marty but I do know from reading this board and others for 11-12 years that this could be a complete rolling. Marty is not one to shy away from putting his voice on video or in a picture . Just Saying

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    Who brags about having to pay for sex?

    Also, anyone remember the video tyde posted on NWP about his pops who was living in Thailand? The whole video was this creepy old white dude drooling over some ladyboys. Needless to say, tyde removed the video and I never saw it again.

     
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      Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe: he's not bragging about 'having to pay for sex' he's bragging about travelling the world and fucking young chicks, who cares if he had to pay or if the girls are boys? it's better than starting vape threads at 4am
      
      Muck Ficon: Lol. That video was classic
      
      rum dick: Exactly

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    Quote Originally Posted by RichardBrodiesCombover. View Post
    Who brags about having to pay for sex?

    Also, anyone remember the video tyde posted on NWP about his pops who was living in Thailand? The whole video was this creepy old white dude drooling over some ladyboys. Needless to say, tyde removed the video and I never saw it again.
    Like father, like son.

     
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      Muck Ficon: Yup

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    Quote Originally Posted by blake View Post
    barebacking a thai hooker (likely male) may be the dumbest thing i've ever heard of.

    statistically speaking, there's no way tyde avoided full blown AIDS
    or did the whore get the Mexican meth aids from him?

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    bunch of nobodies trying to shit on the best threadmaker in NWP/DD/PFA history

     
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      tyde: they can't help themselves

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tellafriend View Post
    In before muck fickon red reps the thread.
    No. I think it's great that Tyde finally got a job at the age of 53. Imagine how proud his parents are!

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Muck Ficon View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tellafriend View Post
    In before muck fickon red reps the thread.
    No. I think it's great that Tyde finally got a job at the age of 53. Imagine how proud his parents are!

    you're such a low rent mong. I always know that you'll come crawling out of the woodwork to make a post trolling me when I show up....so predictable

    oh and FYI fag... I spent almost a decade as a successful, award winning advertising executive working for the likes of a major yellow pages publisher, as well as the Los Angeles Times in addition to a handful of other good paying sales careers in my life

    I've quit more jobs than you've ever had in your entire shitty ass life

    now enjoy sitting in your cubicle grinding out 12 bucks an hour in some shitbag Wisconsin burg, and think about me clearing $15,000 a month and traveling the world while you waste your shitty life away in some menial dead end career

    such a fucking chump

     
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    hey tyde, ya reckon that maybe in a few more paychecks ole muck will be able to pay another floozy to take pics with pfa written on her cottage cheese ass?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ_Chaps View Post
    hey tyde, ya reckon that maybe in a few more paychecks ole muck will be able to pay another floozy to take pics with pfa written on her cottage cheese ass?
    lol I remember that

    "Hey baby, do you mind showing off your fat ass so I can snap a pic and post it on a message forum where everybody thinks I'm a complete douche ?"

    Hilarious

    Notice how in all these years, not once has he ever posted a pic of himself, or told us what he does for a living.
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    He obv hates his life when he has to beg his whore girlfriend to let him post a pic of her ass online

    What a fucking knob

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    tyde what were you thinking with barebacking a thai hooker though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of the Fraud View Post
    I licked a black hooker's arse in Germany way back in 06 and I'm still alive.
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    Figures.

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    Say what you will about NWP, this forum has all the ingredients for a pulp fiction novel.

    Good Lord

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    Welcome Baht Tyde.

    Time to get on the PRAYUT CHAN-O-CHA train, I do reckon.

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