Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[TheRivers]

New video. Back to blackjack. No mention of the August challenge other that he supposedly withdrew over 20k of winnings. No proof shown. Started back at 2k since his return from Miami and has supposedly grown that to almost 4K already. Again, no proof shown.

Chris, we don’t believe you. The way I see it. You cashed out a bitcoin for someone else. You took some of those funds and deposited into your BOL account to increase your balance upwards of 9k. You then pissed away the entire 9k after chasing a 5th Marty you degenerate fuck. You then proceeded to use more of the bitcoin cash you stole from someone to reload your account back to 3900 to go along with your story to present day. And here we are now. Problem is easily solved if you can just show your transaction history, Chris. Show the 20k withdrawal and imagine the credit you would gain by actually showing legitimate proof of one actual true scenario in your life.

My favorite moments from this….

1. He shows you it’s Monday and says he “just got home last night.” Meanwhile he filmed a video in his condo at 7:30am yesterday and had it uploaded to YT almost immediately. Just like he said he was in Miami for 6 nights when he was only there for 3….does the guy not have a sense of time?
2. He used to say that the computer algorithms are a scam. Now he likes them?
3. Wins that $270 and highlights how smart he was for not hitting his 13. Meanwhile the next card that came out was a 7…so he would have had 20 ad been even softer against that ace….but of course no mention of that.
4. Asks the audience “Aren’t you tired of having to hand over your players card at a casino and then get looked at like you’re a criminal?” Hmmm…guess we know what was going on in the actual casinos and why they likely banned him.
5. Continues to make the statement that you will “never ever ever win if you’re flat betting in Blackjack.” And while in principle that’s somewhat correct what he forgets is that if you’re playing basic strategy even if your “bet” is the same thing every time this does not equate to true flat betting. You’re goin to be doubling. You’re going to be splitting…You’re going to double off of splits…You’re going to (where allowed) surrendering and only losing a half a bet. You’re also going to get Blackjacks that pay 3:2. Sure it is still -EV but not as -EV a his garbage strategy.

Here is our hero talking about online gambling with computer algorithms last year. Start at the 2:58 mark

[zealanddonk]

Dont forget he also played some blackjack variant "11", without knowing the rules. Unfortunately he got a jack so ended up winning.
As probably mentioned, he was betting over $200 to chase $30 profit, from a $3000 bankroll [but dont worry kids, you can still marty one more time if that $200+ bet fails]

He also claims to have "a bet" for $1000 on sports. Remember kids, dont be greedy.

Finally due to the Mitchell Goat Calendar we are actually in September now [I'm in NZ and even we arent in September yet].

As always, watch his nonsense at 1.75x, you might miss half a sniff, but you arent missing anything else.
Stacey or someone must have let him a bust a nut as well since he wasnt doing his whole "Hollar at yer boy" chants either.

[shoeshine box]

Dont forget he also played some blackjack variant "11", without knowing the rules. Unfortunately he got a jack so ended up winning.
As probably mentioned, he was betting over $200 to chase $30 profit, from a $3000 bankroll [but dont worry kids, you can still marty one more time if that $200+ bet fails]

He also claims to have "a bet" for $1000 on sports. Remember kids, dont be greedy.

Finally due to the Mitchell Goat Calendar we are actually in September now [I'm in NZ and even we arent in September yet].

As always, watch his nonsense at 1.75x, you might miss half a sniff, but you arent missing anything else.
Stacey or someone must have let him a bust a nut as well since he wasnt doing his whole "Hollar at yer boy" chants either.

Was a fkn hysterical moment, I am laughing so hard....
This whacko believes his Bs "systems" hahahaha what a Donkey... His IQ is avg at best, enough to gt him in trouble.
IMO sad to see the decline of a Human being and how he will Lose his Family over the coming year...
His fall is not even started.....

[adamantium]

I cant wrap my head around Youtube allowing this fucking bullshit, common sense has left the building

[JeffDime]

I cant wrap my head around Youtube allowing this fucking bullshit, common sense has left the building

Long story short, there are 1000’s of these fairy tale gambling system channels on YouTube. Chrissy is one of those worst offenders in many ways. Especially in the blatant lying, ridiculous pricing,etc. The revenue that YouTube/Google receives from Chrissy’s channel means nothing to them.

However, when you add up all the revenue made from these 1000’s of channels it adds up. I think it’s partly that they don’t want to set a precedent by starting to ban a portion of these channels. YouTube is also a sewer and they have big problems enforcing their own policies.

As for the repetition you mentioned the other day, yes that is going to happen. But it’s also a product of Chrissy recycling the same old garbage over and over again. Moving from one casino game back to another once he and his followers go busto.

[BedWetterBettor]

Sorry I’ve been MIA folks, been busy all weekend and just got back from a much needed vacation at the shore. Speaking of vacation, didn’t get to see the full video but from reading your responses I figured you blood hounds would take care of business.

I just thought of one possibility for Chrissy’s little trip. Perhaps he actually took our advice and went into timeshares. It’s very likely he would sit through the 4 hour sales pitch to get the free gift at the end of the tunnel. This time, the gift was worth his trouble in the form of an all inclusive luxury hotel stay(mid week of course) at some fancy resort that is desperate for occupants!

We know these places have been desperate since last year to book rooms and our little Kyle Prescott May have sat through a Time Share presentation to get said free hotel room some time ago. Just as he planned his birthday months in advance, this too was meticulously planned out. Why would he drive 2 hours from Naples to Miami??? Probably to sit through ANOTHER time share seminar to get free tickets to a baseball game.

It’s a decent vacation hack, similar to Ned Flanders in the Simpson’s episode “30 minutes over Tokyo”, but our little dipshit isn’t as devoted to Jeebus or generous as Ned! He just took the freebies, which had all meals included and probably activities too. He paid for travel and taxes only, but just had to film it to look like some kind of baller! Lol

[Mrhorney]

To all you dead broke jealous hater losers aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Pussys 🐈 From America 🇺🇸 who have no frickin idea about what you are talking about, listen 👂 up

No bust Blackjack aaaaaaaaaaaaand Mitchellgaling WORKS!!!!!!!

Oh yes 🙌 it’s true………

But only if the are used sinigiskly together, whatever the fuck that means.
Mr Elmo seems like an intelligent person perhaps 🤔 he can enlighten me

I suppose it also helps when you are playing with fake money 💴 Brunson Chrissy

[BedWetterBettor]

Uh oh, little Kyle forgot that table max bets apply to total bets and not just his stupid column bets! He tries to Mitchellgale but can’t because it exceeds the table max around the 16 minute mark.

Then he loses 3 in a row and actually says Fuck out of frustration. Not friggin, freakin, F’n… He was really frustrated in today’s hilarious video. But of course it’s click bait and he gets lucky at the end, but it does prove he loses his shit quite easily and won’t ever show those videos where he doesn’t get lucky!

[zealanddonk]

As BedWetterBettor posted, today's video is pretty much the standard Chrissy trainwreck video, with the delightful addition of not knowing how the table limits work, looking confusing and donking off big money.

We probably need some sort of bingo game for this idiocy:
"I was gonna stick with column 2 and 3, but my shitty system told me to bet column 1 and 2, so I lost"
"Hollar at your boy"
"I have no idea what I am doing"
"I earn millions every single day"

And a few other choice phrases.

[shoeshine box]

The Man has No Clue to table limits, Max bets, No clue...he a total Degen... The train has left the station there is no going back.....this gonna be a mess of a wreck.

[Elmo]

It’s so crazy that I’m up this late in the early morning and I’m watching this racist buffoon. I couldn’t watch the whole thing because of the sheer despicable comments that spew from this cum guzzling son a bitch.



It seems that this nonproductive cunt of society has a certain disdain for 9 to 5 working class. Smh..Chrissy, besides you sucking cocks, licking taints and balls, and scamming individuals, how can one knock those who work and make a positive impact on society?? Get the hell out of here. Chrissy…you can’t even get your tuna cooch bitch of a prop wife in line or take care of your son so you should watch your fucking mouth before you speak. Silent Bubs is still speaking gibberish and other non-verbal syllables? Hmm…That’s what I thought.



I am really sick and tired of him calling people who have honest and decent jobs Hebrew slaves. I’m furious that YouTube is allowing this excuse of a man to continue to make these putrid and wretched videos.



Not only is he’s scamming but again and again, he wants to bring up racial overtones. I’m not even Jewish and I’m offended by this man. He’s supposed to be Christian but he is generating anti-Semitic statements. Such a Pharisee…hypocritical as always.



Christopher, if you’re so big and bold, why don’t you go into a synagogue and say what said or even better yet, go into a Krav Maga training facility and pull your silly stunts and see what happens.

Fuck you Christopher Mitchell…you bitch ass cunt.

[Mrhorney]

Hmm 🤔 Interesting 🧐 vid from YTSE

Not sure who is the most unhinged Morgenstern KD or Jeff Dime 😂

Just joshing Mr Jeff, you know I love ❤️ you and want to have your children 👶

[TheRivers]

Uh oh, Chrissy boy has some competition and can no longer be known as the GOAT!




He even uses the same cadence as Chrissy but says “Guys” instead of “Folks”. Wonder if they went to the same MLM scam school???

Here’s his IG page and it looks eerily similar to another Scammer we know. Right down to the body building selfies, stacks of prop money, lavish life-and car shots, Casino chips with no action and of course special sales in every video!

https://instagram.com/codycoversprea...dium=copy_link

I know this Cody guy is a bit off topic for this thread…but I saw something that seems a bit rare in the world of scammers…Cody is now wearing the merchandise of a competing scammer. Absolute Blowout Winner is a slogan Steve Stevens says and sells as merchandise.

[Mrhorney]

Noooooooo There can be only one ☝️ GOAT 🐐

Cmon Chrissy call the bugger out
Pistols at dawn the only true test between gentleman

[BedWetterBettor]

Looks like old Yolanda is active on YT again, wonder what her next scam will be? Escorting perhaps ?

She lives in Florida and apparently only 5 minutes from Breakers. Give me 5 minutes with her in a hotel room and I’ll break er’!!!!

[Mrhorney]

Can any of you Folks clarify for me.

Kyle Prescott junior is only 6 months old isn’t he?

[Elmo]

Yeah…Everyone is blowing loads over Yolanda now.




I guess Christopher is fighting his urges to leave the closet life for a moment and focus on Yolanda. Jizzy Chrissy already has Yolanda brainwashed and coached up. In comparison to Stacy the Skank, you have a woman that is more blonde, more fit, loves gambling especially baccarat and roulette. We don’t see Stacy sharing those same interests really…except for the fake weekend warrior workouts at the gym.



Looks like Tuna Cooch really has some real competition and it seems like she always had.

[Mrhorney]

Not taking the piss out of Kyle junior.

It’s not his fault he has a pair scumbags as “parents”
How would Oscar Wilde have put it?

Too have one lying 🤥 cheating piece of shit 💩as a parent is a misfortune.
Too have two seems like carelessness

I recall a Simmons episode

Marge was giving birth 🤰 to Bart,Marge sisters 👯*♀️ were in the delivery with Homer, Homer said to Marge, when that child 👶 is born he will see a man with a good J.O.B and Thelma said yea the Doctor 👨*⚕️ 😁

If that useless Fuck Mitchell could be bothered 😕 to be around, then that scene is made for him, assuming of course that American 🇺🇸 doctors 🥼 aren’t Hebrew slaves in their dead beat jealous hater 9/5 living pay cheque to pay cheque jobs.

[Dan Druff]

I think Stacy is safe here.

Yes, Yolanda is a lot hotter, but Chrissy won't dump Stacy for two big reasons:

1) Stacy is an important prop he uses to project the family man image, and it's harder to do that when you split with the mom of your toddler son

2) CM is probably gay, so it doesn't matter to him which of the two is hotter


That's the one advantage to being married to a closeted gay man. He won't ever leave you for a prettier woman.

[Elmo]

Not taking the piss out of Kyle junior.

It’s not his fault he has a pair scumbags as “parents”
How would Oscar Wilde have put it?

Too have one lying �� cheating piece of shit ��as a parent is a misfortune.
Too have two seems like carelessness

I recall a Simmons episode

Marge was giving birth �� to Bart,Marge sisters ��*♀️ were in the delivery with Homer, Homer said to Marge, when that child �� is born he will see a man with a good J.O.B and Thelma said yea the Doctor ��*⚕️ ��

If that useless Fuck Mitchell could be bothered �� to be around, then that scene is made for him, assuming of course that American ���� doctors �� aren’t Hebrew slaves in their dead beat jealous hater 9/5 living pay cheque to pay cheque jobs.

That cartoon is great, Mr. H. If I was Bubs and had to choose between Homer Simpson and Christopher Mitchell, Homer all day every day.



Christopher exemplifies all the wrong paternal traits to have.



By the way, Bubs is going to look like that guy the Rivers posted in the previous messages…lol. I can see the uncanny resemblance and demeanor. In all seriousness, even do I poke fun at Champers, Kyle Junior, Silent Bubs or whatever his fake or government name is, I do feel bad for this child. No kid should be in that unhealthy environment with those two psychotic imbeciles.

You have Tuna Cooch who abandoned and gave up most of her rights to her first child. What does that tell you there? Along with the fact that she is a alcohol guzzling Stockholm suffering skank, what mother breastfeeds their child while drinking? I know it’s repetitive with some of things we say on here, but there are plenty of guests, trolls and even myself at times forget about the horrible and malicious things that Christopher Mitchell and that God awful woman has done to others and especially their son.

With that being said, we know how Christopher is. He’s a cunt. He’s anti-Semitic. He scams. He lies. He’s delusional beyond reproach. He believes in the extreme right sides of politics and just an overall an evil person inside and out. I really hate that man.

I rewatched the video with him and Demetrius yesterday and I was appalled at both of those bumbling idiots. It just amazed that Christopher was really advocating that after his coaching and strategy sessions, a person can really just can quit their jobs. Now, Uncle Demetrius was lying too. He is a not a teacher and he’s actually a teacher’s aide.



Why lie about your job? Don’t these fools realize that whatever you do in the dark, it will eventually come to the light?? Come on. To make matters worse, it seems that even though this job is low paying, it’s still a county job and you do get some good benefits and a pension. He told Christopher that he makes around $700 a month. Wow.

I wish there was a follow up with these people that Christopher mentored and so called taught and see how their lives are after meeting him. Look at Sia. Look at TJ.
Look at Hot Lip Lucy. I was going to say Bob Hesley too but I really think that Blowjob Bob is in a nursing home or laying up in a hospice now. But anyways…Does one really think these folks really abandoned their occupations and screwed up their retirements to enter a world of uncertainty and randomness? Demetrius better go back to those kids after Labor Day.

As I watch the news and I’m hearing about these problems and destruction issues with the fires in the West and this storm that ravaged Louisiana and the northeast corridor, it just makes you count your blessings and makes you realize if you have your health, family, food, clean water, shelter and an legitimate occupation, life is good. There is going to be a whole lot of rebuilding that will need to take place to get these storm struck areas back together. Chrissy’s favorite people aka the construction workers and the 9 to 5 blue collar workers will be working overtime and beyond to help get things back in order for those lost their homes and businesses.

Where will Chrissy be? As usual…hiding like a hermit playing and martingaling 50 cent roulette and afterwards, jerking off to the Big Loads completion on ColtStudios.com. Sounds like a great dad right there.