Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[RMS9]

Well, Chrissy comes into $47k in case and suddenly we see videos with him holding cash again. Looks like he used that cash as a prop to snap a new thumbnail pic. Can’t wait to watch these profound strategies of how to win at the casino every day. My guess is I can list the majority of them without even watching since his forever changing strategies always revolve around the same idiotic thoughts.

1.) Don’t be greedy.
2.) Have a big bankroll
3.) Get 1 win and change tables
4.) Mitchellgay your losses
5.) Don’t be scared.
6.) Take steroids
7.) Use family as props in the scam
8.) Have a history in gay porn
9.) Wear clothes that a 5 year old would wear
10.) Make fun of hard working Americans earning an honest living

[TheRivers]

Well, Chrissy comes into $47k in case and suddenly we see videos with him holding cash again. Looks like he used that cash as a prop to snap a new thumbnail pic. Can’t wait to watch these profound strategies of how to win at the casino every day. My guess is I can list the majority of them without even watching since his forever changing strategies always revolve around the same idiotic thoughts.

1.) Don’t be greedy.
2.) Have a big bankroll
3.) Get 1 win and change tables
4.) Mitchellgay your losses
5.) Don’t be scared.
6.) Take steroids
7.) Use family as props in the scam
8.) Have a history in gay porn
9.) Wear clothes that a 5 year old would wear
10.) Make fun of hard working Americans earning an honest living

His two biggest tips to winning…always have positive thoughts like “winner winner…<insert food choice here>” and give to poor people (even while you degrade those same people. Doing those things will ensure you will win. No question.

And we had a Stacy and Bubs sighting today…as wallpaper on his laptop (which he called a screen saver).

[shoeshine box]

CM does not take his own advice regarding Speaking, thoughts and Charity.


He has some rough rough years ahead.

[BedWetterBettor]

Uh oh, looks like the Dumbshit Smurf showed his account number, just in case anyone wanted to report it for Fradulent Activity!!!



Hope the account balance wasn’t the fee he charged to the victim for the Coinbase transfer!

[zealanddonk]

After reading JD’s post it got me thinking about a couple things.

Chrissy could take the $47K and keep it like the piece of shit that he is or he can take a minimal risk and come up several grand and return the guy his 47k. (Still a piece is shit move)

The plan would be to make the following sequence of bets. I believe the optimal bets for an appropriate risk vs. reward would be either a 3 level martingale or a 4 level martingale sequence.

You take the 47k into the casino and place 1 bet until you win ONCE. Once you win ONE time you are DONE. That’s it, DONE. You leave. The game is Baccarat.


3 step Martingale:

1. $6,700
2. $13,400
3. $26,800


4 step Martingale:

1. $3,100
2. $6,200
3. $12,400
4. $24,800

You get 47K in chips.
You can see the sequence of bets along with the amount for each level.
As you can see with the 3 step martingale the win would be $6,700. Remember once you win once your done. The 3 step martingale has an 87.5% chance of winning 1 bet in the sequence.

As you can see with the 4 step Martingale the win would be $3,100. Same process you win your done. Just less risk on 4 step Marty. The 4 step Martingale has an 93.75% chance of winning 1 bet in the sequence.

Summary:
Chrissy can take the 47k in cash to the casino. Exchange for chips. Pick which level of risk he is comfortable with.
Risk vs. reward: The risk is he losses 3 Martingales in a row (12.5% Chance) and the 47k is gone. The reward is if he wins 1 step in the sequence, he wins $6,700. This has an 87.5% probability of occurring.
The 4 level Martingale is the same except the numbers are different. The amount won is $3,100. 93.75% Chance of winning. 6.25% chance of going bust and going back to Ohio and hide.

I find this entire thing interesting because you would only be taking 1 shot at it depending on the level of risk that you are comfortable with. Personally I like the level 4 Marty for $3,100. It really would come down to the consequences of not paying the guy back. For Chrissy, it’s probably minimal risk. If this guy is dumb enough to give Chrissy 47k, I have a feeling the consequences wouldnÂ’t be that severe if he didn’t pay back. Likely just the court system. Now if one is dealing with the Cartels money, no risk can be taken if you value your life and the limbs on your body.

You could even do 5,6, or 7 level Martys, but I just donÂ’t think at those levels the amount won wouldnÂ’t be worth the risk.

Of course this is all hypothetical. Krissys big problem would be to stop playing after he won. Let’s say Krissy does the 3 level Marty and wind the $6,700. Do you really think he would stop playing? Very doubtful folks.

The last few days with no videos can leave us with a lot of speculation.

Hypothetically, if he does have this 47K that was used to help someone turn Bitcoin to cash, Im going to say he keeps it!

Remember back on July 14th he had a similar transaction for $12k. He can use this as leverage, especially in the jerk circle group, “Guys let me turn your Bitcoin to cash, I have posted my transaction record here. You can see I turned 12k in Bitcoin to cash for Bob Hesley. I also did 47K for Pene.”

Who knows the bank may potentially freeze the money. Chrissy could even use that as an excuse to not pay “The bank froze it”.

Its guess that is Krissy didn’t file a tax return last year. But Nearly 60K (47k + 12k) going to an account that likely doesn’t see much action maybe an issue, especially comming from Coinbase. It’s hard to say what safeguards large bank have in place to be in compliance with the government, especially for money laundering.

The entire thing is interesting.

100% guarentee he does the 3 marty version because thats a lot less cocks he has to suck when the rent is due.

A second consideration is openly discussing ways he could potentially scam people.
I'd like to hope some of these ideas are things he hasnt thought of before such as the old "bank done kepted ma funds" but I'm sure he's up on the play.

[zealanddonk]

Praise be for 1.75x on Youtube, got through his 30 minutes of nonsense in 18ish.

Shout out to Yolanda, she's making $500 a day (thats $15k a month) without being greeeeeeeedy!!

About the only takeaway is he claims to be giving a lot to King's Ransom charity, which charitynavigator gives an 80% in categories that they can score [spoiler, theres four categories and they can only score 1]
Chrissy's claim that every dollar donated is givne to those in need seems to be unclear, or misleading.
The CEO does not claim a salary, however the financial officer gets paid $59k.

The other good news is Chrissy didnt lick his lips when talking about child sex slavery.

As expected though, he did brag about being in the top 1% and how gambling has made him rich (not any of his other businesses)

[PositiveVariance]

Hey Tuna! I got a new business proposition for you and the Silent Bubs since you are no longer locked up in the basement and have your own apartment!

A legal way to earn income! No more of this scamming shit your Gayest husband that you are separated from has put you through since marriage.

I’m not joking, I actually think it’s something you would do well at. It’s something you can do out of your apartment.

If you leave Krissy for good, I will finance what money it takes to get it started. Mainly social media advertising and PROPS, which PROPS, you know very well!

Krissy, that toilet paper is for the toddlers, not for your loose ass hole or your cocaine nose.

Check it out!












Also, we all want to see the level 5 bankroll busting mitchellGAY sequence. Convince Dipshit to post it for us to see!



The Little League World Series is playing right now. Maybe we haven’t got any gambling videos from Krissy, because he will claim Bubs is playing in the Little League World Series and he has been coaching his team.

#FreeTheProps
#BLOAT4LIFE

[crudebar]

So i was wrong. He did return and just claims he "won."

No more roulette videos i suppose. Just easier to claim..."balance bigger i win." Such nonsense. Haha

I simply scan through his video to see if there is any actual gambling now... Listening to him speak kills brain cells and is ad nauseam boring. He spouts off about every thought and cliche you would expect from an uneducated poverty level male. Which is sad to say because poorer, less educated people aren't actually like this, he is basically a character you would see on a tv show playing up a part of what people expect....

But keep on keeping on Chrissy.

[UtahDrone]

It's become clear to me that Chrissy just manifested that he needed some Bitcoin and one magically appeared in his account. How else would he be able to feed the thousands of poor people that he and his wife feed each month??!! It reminds me of the story in the bible where Jesus was able to use five loaves and two fish to feed the 5,000 people. IT'S A MIRACLE!!

[shoeshine box]

He has 0.0% of a Clue of what Life has in store for him.
Never mind the After-life.
Keeping it real.

[zealanddonk]

It's become clear to me that Chrissy just manifested that he needed some Bitcoin and one magically appeared in his account. How else would he be able to feed the thousands of poor people that he and his wife feed each month??!! It reminds me of the story in the bible where Jesus was able to use five loaves and two fish to feed the 5,000 people. IT'S A MIRACLE!!

Most people if given the chance to channel the power of the Almighty would use it for something useful, like be given the brain power to work out the cure cancer, or similar.
Chrissy's wish was to "win every single day at 50c roulette so I can give it away to poor people, at $30 a month".

He would have been better off wishing for hair.

[UtahDrone]

Here’s Chrissy’s version of Bitcoin Jesus

[Dan Druff]

So we have three mysteries on our hands in the month of August 2021.

1) How is Chrissy running up his Betonlne balance from 2k to 9k in 3 weeks?

2) How did Chrissy suddenly come into 1 BTC on August 15, and why did he abruptly cash it out?

3) Where are Bubs and Stacy?

I still think the answer #2 was that he was processing the transaction for someone else.

The answer to #1 is a bit tougher.

As I've mentioned before, it's possible he's been successfully Martingaling and avoiding the Big Loss (TM) eating his entire roll. We saw he was placing a $2k bet at one point, but luckily won it. But it's possible that he's just Martingaling every day, and has run it up the same way he did at the live casinos in late '19 & early '20.

It's also possible this is ongoing affiliate revenue for tricking members of his "inner circle" into depositing and losing. 100% he has an affiliate situation going on. We just don't know how successful it is.

It's also possible that he is depositing this money, perhaps being funded by an idiotic third party who believes he holds the key to riches.

It's also possible that it's a combination of some of the above. We may never know the full truth, but as usual with Christopher Mitchell, it's almost a sure bet that he will chunk it all off, go broke, and move on to the next thing.


Regarding #3, while I've never been one to jump the gun regarding assuming the end of his marriage, I do admit this looks suspicious at this point. Yes, around the 18:20 mark he stumbles upon his Windows background image of a family picture and praises both Stacy and Bubs, but this may very well be contrived in order to keep up appearances. It is interesting that we NEVER see or hear Bubs in the background when Chrissy does these videos, given that babies tend to be very loud at times. Since we know Chrissy likes to use them as props, obviously he's not intentionally hiding them. I think it's safe to assume they're not around. It's possible that it's because Stacy left Chrissy for awhile (or for good), and it's possible she's just visiting her parents for the month. It does seem like Chrissy has been alone for some time.

[Dan Druff]

Also, maybe someone should shoot an email to King's Ransom Foundation, and let them know that a scammer is associating himself with them, and using it to try to look legit. This may upset them, especially if he's not really donating.

Perhaps they will answer and verify that he never donated there.

[PositiveVariance]

As far as mystery #1 (9k in BOL account), I think there are 4 possible senerios.

1. Ran the balance up. Martingale Gods have been with him.

2. Deposited money from affiliate commissions

3. Playing with fake affiliate money. I would really like to know why some affiliates get the fake “play money” and others don’t. If Morgenstern can get it, anyone can.

4. If he did cash out Bitcoin for someone else, did he take the money?


I honestly don’t really have an idea of how he got 9k in his BOL account, however I would think it would be one of the above 4.

[crudebar]

What is also strange is that he ran it up from 6k to 9k, yet hasn't shown a single video of him winning. Been around a week since he has shown a roulette video.

I have a hard time believing he has these winning roulette videos and didn't post them, and also now goes days before even posting anything. Who the fuck knows...haha

[RMS9]

So we have three mysteries on our hands in the month of August 2021.

1) How is Chrissy running up his Betonlne balance from 2k to 9k in 3 weeks?

2) How did Chrissy suddenly come into 1 BTC on August 15, and why did he abruptly cash it out?

3) Where are Bubs and Stacy?

I still think the answer #2 was that he was processing the transaction for someone else.

The answer to #1 is a bit tougher.

As I've mentioned before, it's possible he's been successfully Martingaling and avoiding the Big Loss (TM) eating his entire roll. We saw he was placing a $2k bet at one point, but luckily won it. But it's possible that he's just Martingaling every day, and has run it up the same way he did at the live casinos in late '19 & early '20.

It's also possible this is ongoing affiliate revenue for tricking members of his "inner circle" into depositing and losing. 100% he has an affiliate situation going on. We just don't know how successful it is.

It's also possible that he is depositing this money, perhaps being funded by an idiotic third party who believes he holds the key to riches.

It's also possible that it's a combination of some of the above. We may never know the full truth, but as usual with Christopher Mitchell, it's almost a sure bet that he will chunk it all off, go broke, and move on to the next thing.


Regarding #3, while I've never been one to jump the gun regarding assuming the end of his marriage, I do admit this looks suspicious at this point. Yes, around the 18:20 mark he stumbles upon his Windows background image of a family picture and praises both Stacy and Bubs, but this may very well be contrived in order to keep up appearances. It is interesting that we NEVER see or hear Bubs in the background when Chrissy does these videos, given that babies tend to be very loud at times. Since we know Chrissy likes to use them as props, obviously he's not intentionally hiding them. I think it's safe to assume they're not around. It's possible that it's because Stacy left Chrissy for awhile (or for good), and it's possible she's just visiting her parents for the month. It does seem like Chrissy has been alone for some time.

Just to add on to #3. One thing that caught my attention about Silent Bubs. There’s a been a couple times, during the day, when our little fatty is screaming his booya battle cry obnoxiously loud. He’s doing this while he claims Silent Bubs is upstairs napping/sleeping. I understand Chris only thinks about himself. And the fact that his “family” might be sleeping doesn’t concern him. But wouldn’t we hear Stacy scream at him to keep it down? Wouldn’t we hear Silent Bubs wake from his slumber from his roided up idiot role model? They live in a small condo (rented of course), not a 10,000 sq ft. house that would conceal this idiot from being heard. Something about that doesn’t seem to make sense in my mind.

[RMS9]

What is also strange is that he ran it up from 6k to 9k, yet hasn't shown a single video of him winning. Been around a week since he has shown a roulette video.

I have a hard time believing he has these winning roulette videos and didn't post them, and also now goes days before even posting anything. Who the fuck knows...haha

He also doesn’t show any proof of the 10-15 sports bets he claims to be placing. Same thing applies here, that if he was winning, you know his narcissistic ass would be bragging and gloating.

[UtahDrone]

What is also strange is that he ran it up from 6k to 9k, yet hasn't shown a single video of him winning. Been around a week since he has shown a roulette video.

I have a hard time believing he has these winning roulette videos and didn't post them, and also now goes days before even posting anything. Who the fuck knows...haha

He also doesn’t show any proof of the 10-15 sports bets he claims to be placing. Same thing applies here, that if he was winning, you know his narcissistic ass would be bragging and gloating.

Yep. He may say he only shares his sports bets with the inner circle jerks, but he would definitely share his big winning sports picks with the entire YouTube family after the fact.

[zealanddonk]

He also doesn’t show any proof of the 10-15 sports bets he claims to be placing. Same thing applies here, that if he was winning, you know his narcissistic ass would be bragging and gloating.

Yep. He may say he only shares his sports bets with the inner circle jerks, but he would definitely share his big winning sports picks with the entire YouTube family after the fact.

I'm not quite so sure he would.
I agree it makes sense for him to post more winning videos of him winning bigly.

However, he has to get around the issue of "greed" since he often has $100 bets for sports and/or when he thought parlaying was the greatest thing ever, he had lots of action going on.

It would not be unusual for him to have $1300 bets to make $100 profit.

He's also open to a lot more ridicule with sports betting.
With roulette "hurr durr, I bet columns, I should have bet dozens" 10 spins later, inner circle dont care, the rest of us would point out he does a lot of "what ifs".
With sports betting, he's making less overall decisions, and its either "heavy favourite" or "my balls got itchy so I went with team blah".
Theres a lot less opportunity to explain away bad results which are more permanent and a lot less "blame" to go around.

At the end of the day I think we all want to see his sports picks because usually they are abjectly terrible.