**OFFICIAL Donald J. Trump vs. Joseph (Joe) R. Biden Thread - 2020 Presidential Election**

[blake]

i think i'm cooler than mickeycrimm cause i'm not a 67-year old alcoholic living in a van grinding out video poker for minimum wage in montana.

i can see why you might think he's cool though. we have different measures of success.

[sonatine]

i think i'm cooler than mickeycrimm cause i'm not a 67-year old alcoholic living in a van grinding out video poker for minimum wage in montana.

[Krypt]

I love this shit

[blake]

https://apple.news/ARi3NJPR-TP2YwoR_KRKfzg


this is a must read story. i don't think you need to be a lawyer to understand that this was the worst oral argument in american history

[nightmarefish]

Wait a tick, I know those Montana machines. You’re claiming to make a living off of them??????????

Now you are showing how massively stupid and ignorant you are. Games come and go here....just like any other place. The games I've exploited here are not in the big gambling markets. I was the first advantage player to find them. I was the only advantage player to analyze and exploit them. That's the difference between you and me. You follow the leader. I blaze my own trail. I got plenty of examples.

Give me some examples. Like I said, I know those machines.

[limitles]

Now you are showing how massively stupid and ignorant you are. Games come and go here....just like any other place. The games I've exploited here are not in the big gambling markets. I was the first advantage player to find them. I was the only advantage player to analyze and exploit them. That's the difference between you and me. You follow the leader. I blaze my own trail. I got plenty of examples.

Give me some examples. Like I said, I know those machines.

I like me some mickeycrimm. Forget the vote. Fuck you bitches

And I've been to Plentywood so fuck off

[Walter Sobchak]

Giuliani's court bid to overturn Biden victory turns to farce as he forgets judge's name, calls other lawyer 'that angry man,' claims the 11 biggest cities are conspiring to steal election, then gets directions to the nearest martini bar

Rudy Giuliani appeared in-person at federal court in Williamsport, PA

He has taken over Donald Trump's fight to throw out votes in Pennsylvania and other states Joe Biden carried

He forgot judge's name, called the opposition lawyer 'that angry man' and claimed 11 of the biggest cities had a conspiracy to steal the election

He claimed only a 'fool' would think it accidental that Biden won the biggest cities

District Judge William Brann gave him until 5pm Wednesday to file a new brief;

Earlier he said the legal team might lose in order to advance its case

'We're prepared in some of these cases to lose and to appeal and to get it to the Supreme Court,' Giuliani said

But the hearing was far from smooth or convincing, with Giuliani stumbling over the law and the facts, calling his opponent 'that man who was angry at me' and needing the meaning of 'opacity' explained to him by the judge.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...dges-name.html

He's only charging $20,000 per day. Remembering the judge's name costs $50,000 per day.

[limitles]

Give me some examples. Like I said, I know those machines.

I like me some mickeycrimm. Forget the vote. Fuck you bitches

And I've been to Plentywood so fuck off

Mickey you know this already but there are a lot of faux fighters out there.
End of the day I would toss 50% per cent out based on character.
By contrast, BGC. Montana born. Chased from this forum for being original
And he was the most original.....never deviated from his character. To this day
he's not folding for these panty wastes

Do you think for a moment that a Sonatine type would ever sacrifice anything
for anyone but himself? Sure he's great, he's smart but he would not make it on
my team. Selfish fucks come in blue and red

[mickeycrimm]

Now you are showing how massively stupid and ignorant you are. Games come and go here....just like any other place. The games I've exploited here are not in the big gambling markets. I was the first advantage player to find them. I was the only advantage player to analyze and exploit them. That's the difference between you and me. You follow the leader. I blaze my own trail. I got plenty of examples.

Give me some examples. Like I said, I know those machines.

You've seen the machines but you don't know them. Not really. You aren't any kind of a machine pro or you would have found something. In 2007 I was making my way back to Nevada after going to Deadwood to survey out the machine situation. Wasn't much there then. I stopped in Billings, Montana at the Crystal Lounge down on 1st and Broadway. In 1984 the Crystal was the first place I ever played a new fangled poker game called Texas Holdem so I stopped in to play a few hands.

The first thing I noticed in the Crystal was the 20 gambling machines with video poker and video keno. They were multi-game machines with about 20 games on them. Those machines weren't there back in the 80's when I was in Montana. My first thought was "No way in hell I'm going to find any exploitable games in a state like this." But I did the obligatory, went over and started punching up games to take a look. I SEEN SOME THINGS.

I walked around downtown Billings checking out the machines in the bars. They were in all the joints. And that was across the whole state. There were about 18,000 machines spread out among 1700 bars in the state.

It started out that I figured to just make a little money and head on back to Nevada. But I kept getting plays. In 2007 it was worth about 5K a month. Cheap living in Montana. As time went on I forgot more and more about the big gambling markets and just took life easy in Montana. It was a trade-off. Sure, I wasn't going to become a multi-millionaire in Montana but it's been an easy lifestyle, low cost of living.

The shits easier than fuck here. So if you couldn't find any advantages its because you dont' have the skill, Mr. Nightmarefish.

I'll put up a thread in the Poker Community Section and show you some games. Of course, the games I show you are no longer around. They ran their course, I made a bunch of money, and they took the games down (Ain't gonna show you any of my current games). It's always been that way. Games come and go. The guy that's sharp enough to do the math is the one that makes the dough. That's why I know you don't know the math. If you did you wouldn't be saying "no way!" about machine plays in Montana.

[limitles]

Give me some examples. Like I said, I know those machines.

You've seen the machines but you don't know them. Not really. You aren't any kind of a machine pro or you would have found something. In 2007 I was making my way back to Nevada after going to Deadwood to survey out the machine situation. Wasn't much there then. I stopped in Billings, Montana at the Crystal Lounge down on 1st and Broadway. In 1984 the Crystal was the first place I ever played a new fangled poker game called Texas Holdem so I stopped in to play a few hands.

The first thing I noticed in the Crystal was the 20 gambling machines with video poker and video keno. They were multi-game machines with about 20 games on them. Those machines weren't there back in the 80's when I was in Montana. My first thought was "No way in hell I'm going to find any exploitable games in a state like this." But I did the obligatory, went over and started punching up games to take a look. I SEEN SOME THINGS.

I walked around downtown Billings checking out the machines in the bars. They were in all the joints. And that was across the whole state. There were about 18,000 machines spread out among 1700 bars in the state.

It started out that I figured to just make a little money and head on back to Nevada. But I kept getting plays. In 2007 it was worth about 5K a month. Cheap living in Montana. As time went on I forgot more and more about the big gambling markets and just took life easy in Montana. It was a trade-off. Sure, I wasn't going to become a multi-millionaire in Montana but it's been an easy lifestyle, low cost of living.

The shits easier than fuck here. So if you couldn't find any advantages its because you dont' have the skill, Mr. Nightmarefish.

I'll put up a thread in the Poker Community Section and show you some games. Of course, the games I show you are no longer around. They ran their course, I made a bunch of money, and they took the games down (Ain't gonna show you any of my current games). It's always been that way. Games come and go. The guy that's sharp enough to do the math is the one that makes the dough. That's why I know you don't know the math. If you did you wouldn't be saying "no way!" about machine plays in Montana.

Forget what I said. Dude is in his own stratosphere
I'm not supporting head trauma

I will stand by this. Northern plains, Saskatchewan specifically, come at us bitch.
First of all you will lose your way as the Nazis into Russia

Secondly, you won't like it if you get here.
We are the offspring of scalping savages and we practise it regularly

You fucking Starbucks sucking Walmart festering Amazon boys
have no chance. Most of you are afraid of a camp fire or god forbid
no A/C

Not even men. That's harsh but true. See you

[nightmarefish]

Give me some examples. Like I said, I know those machines.

You've seen the machines but you don't know them. Not really. You aren't any kind of a machine pro or you would have found something. In 2007 I was making my way back to Nevada after going to Deadwood to survey out the machine situation. Wasn't much there then. I stopped in Billings, Montana at the Crystal Lounge down on 1st and Broadway. In 1984 the Crystal was the first place I ever played a new fangled poker game called Texas Holdem so I stopped in to play a few hands.

The first thing I noticed in the Crystal was the 20 gambling machines with video poker and video keno. They were multi-game machines with about 20 games on them. Those machines weren't there back in the 80's when I was in Montana. My first thought was "No way in hell I'm going to find any exploitable games in a state like this." But I did the obligatory, went over and started punching up games to take a look. I SEEN SOME THINGS.

I walked around downtown Billings checking out the machines in the bars. They were in all the joints. And that was across the whole state. There were about 18,000 machines spread out among 1700 bars in the state.

It started out that I figured to just make a little money and head on back to Nevada. But I kept getting plays. In 2007 it was worth about 5K a month. Cheap living in Montana. As time went on I forgot more and more about the big gambling markets and just took life easy in Montana. It was a trade-off. Sure, I wasn't going to become a multi-millionaire in Montana but it's been an easy lifestyle, low cost of living.

The shits easier than fuck here. So if you couldn't find any advantages its because you dont' have the skill, Mr. Nightmarefish.

I'll put up a thread in the Poker Community Section and show you some games. Of course, the games I show you are no longer around. They ran their course, I made a bunch of money, and they took the games down (Ain't gonna show you any of my current games). It's always been that way. Games come and go. The guy that's sharp enough to do the math is the one that makes the dough. That's why I know you don't know the math. If you did you wouldn't be saying "no way!" about machine plays in Montana.

I play them for fun when back in Montana. Never tried to “beat them”. Give me some examples of current games you can beat, I don’t give a shit about something back in the 1980s.

[sonatine]

honestly, i had no idea the thread could get this cringy.

[Walter Sobchak]

You've seen the machines but you don't know them. Not really. You aren't any kind of a machine pro or you would have found something. In 2007 I was making my way back to Nevada after going to Deadwood to survey out the machine situation. Wasn't much there then. I stopped in Billings, Montana at the Crystal Lounge down on 1st and Broadway. In 1984 the Crystal was the first place I ever played a new fangled poker game called Texas Holdem so I stopped in to play a few hands.

The first thing I noticed in the Crystal was the 20 gambling machines with video poker and video keno. They were multi-game machines with about 20 games on them. Those machines weren't there back in the 80's when I was in Montana. My first thought was "No way in hell I'm going to find any exploitable games in a state like this." But I did the obligatory, went over and started punching up games to take a look. I SEEN SOME THINGS.

I walked around downtown Billings checking out the machines in the bars. They were in all the joints. And that was across the whole state. There were about 18,000 machines spread out among 1700 bars in the state.

It started out that I figured to just make a little money and head on back to Nevada. But I kept getting plays. In 2007 it was worth about 5K a month. Cheap living in Montana. As time went on I forgot more and more about the big gambling markets and just took life easy in Montana. It was a trade-off. Sure, I wasn't going to become a multi-millionaire in Montana but it's been an easy lifestyle, low cost of living.

The shits easier than fuck here. So if you couldn't find any advantages its because you dont' have the skill, Mr. Nightmarefish.

I'll put up a thread in the Poker Community Section and show you some games. Of course, the games I show you are no longer around. They ran their course, I made a bunch of money, and they took the games down (Ain't gonna show you any of my current games). It's always been that way. Games come and go. The guy that's sharp enough to do the math is the one that makes the dough. That's why I know you don't know the math. If you did you wouldn't be saying "no way!" about machine plays in Montana.

Forget what I said. Dude is in his own stratosphere
I'm not supporting head trauma

I will stand by this. Northern plains, Saskatchewan specifically, come at us bitch.
First of all you will lose your way as the Nazis into Russia

Secondly, you won't like it if you get here.
We are the offspring of scalping savages and we practise it regularly

You fucking Starbucks sucking Walmart festering Amazon boys
have no chance. Most of you are afraid of a camp fire or god forbid
no A/C

Not even men. That's harsh but true. See you

Wat

[limitles]

honestly, i had no idea the thread could get this cringy.

Really? Cringy? How about short shitting?
I'm sure you're an expert Ma'am

don't push it wally

you hobokken retards think you're out of the woods?
Nope. You're dumb fucks

You got rid of the the dumbest of the dumb but that
dumb came from some where and that is the backwater
inbred stupidity soup you live in

[Walter Sobchak]

honestly, i had no idea the thread could get this cringy.

Yes you did.

[Krypt]

relax guys, relax.. I'm sure mickey doesn't think people of middle eastern origin are subhuman scum of the earth. He may even assert that diversity is this country's greatest strength, but I won't put words in his mouth and just let him confirm this for us.

[limitles]

honestly, i had no idea the thread could get this cringy.

Really? Cringy? How about short shitting?
I'm sure you're an expert Ma'am

don't push it wally

you hobokken retards think you're out of the woods?
Nope. You're dumb fucks

You got rid of the the dumbest of the dumb but that
dumb came from some where and that is the backwater
inbred stupidity soup you live in

STATES RIGHTS.
GEORGIA KNOWS BEST.
ALABAMA KNOWS BEST
MISSISSIPPI KNOWS BEST

You give power to these racist creeps.
That's what has gone on since the civil war
No way discrimination is in play today
No way do the people in power today represent
their fore fathers

[rum dick]

I get that I'm out of the loop, but why is Mickey a thing?

[rum dick]

honestly, i had no idea the thread could get this cringy.

A thread being powered by dish, druff and now "mickey" would never turn cringe

[gauchojake]

micon could have learned a lot from you mickey