**OFFICIAL Donald J. Trump vs. Joseph (Joe) R. Biden Thread - 2020 Presidential Election**

[Walter Sobchak]

Tilt alert. Biden derangement syndrome kicking in.

You think Biden will be running the country?

Yes.

[Walter Sobchak]

you’re right that the dem governors botched this completely but tine is right that old people blame trump for this based on polls at least and from my own anecdotal experience

it really shouldn’t be surprising that voters blame the guy in charge during a pandemic

You might be totally right that trump did a great job with covid but remember that voters are stupid and are all easily manipulated

If trump loses, I will run anti boomer "biggest slaves ever created in the history of mankind" material IRL like even I cant imagine yet. My parents will have to disown me cuz their friends will say "wow what a fkn asshole"

Trip report please

[RealTalk]

If trump loses, I will run anti boomer "biggest slaves ever created in the history of mankind" material IRL like even I cant imagine yet. My parents will have to disown me cuz their friends will say "wow what a fkn asshole"

Trip report please

Lol dish acting like his parents hadn't already disowned him

[big dick]

This week and this Election has been AINEC the biggest sweat of my life

Grateful it's over

Just goes to show how 1 crazy fuck can nearly destroy a 200+ year old Democracy in under 4 years


Fuck trump fuck his family and fuck his enablers

[Walter Sobchak]

Still on track to being forced to blow trannies in 10 years

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I'll take the under.

[Walter Sobchak]

I'm gonna get rich and u are not

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[Walter Sobchak]

Agree. Trump doesn’t care about truth, real justice or even democracy itself. He wants to cast aside the will of the people and have a stacked court decide the next election. This is fundamentally un-American.

Stick around bro

[Walter Sobchak]

oh shit fagchak, where u been dawg? u are the king of going on 4 post response shilling when u miss a day or 2, how many can u do u FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A lot.

[Walter Sobchak]

Miss me with that gay shit, my friend

exactly, cash out moron

SIDES

[Walter Sobchak]

We need a thread just for everyone's bets to compare everyone's results.

You should throw a ballin' party after the Trumpslide makes you rich.

Don't you live near Mount Rushmore? Can you see his face from your house?

im in for 17k, possible i get mega rich if i hit "closest % state" or electoral votes range prop

So did you get mega rich?

[big dick]

A bunch of Californians moving here because it's too expensive to live there, then they bring their shitty ideas and laws that made their state suck ass,to fuck up this place even more.

Better get used to it. Arizona is going to be firmly blue before long.

You can always move to Wyoming or Oklahoma.

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[big dick]

https://www.thesaturdaypaper.com.au/

[limitles]

Biden spoke like a normal Person

He let us know he is already getting to work on the virus and the economy

Forget it sorry, I turned that off long ago. Didn't know he spoke

Joe Cool for President

Wow, I just listened the Chief and it was compelling. Joe Cool is obviously what is needed after four years of Trump-ism. Instead of me me me and them them them it was we.

And for the cynical among you that is what you want to hear from the victor even
if he doesn't mean it. But he does. That's Joe

[big dick]

Forget it sorry, I turned that off long ago. Didn't know he spoke

Joe Cool for President

Wow, I just listened the Chief and it was compelling. Joe Cool is obviously what is needed after four years of Trump-ism. Instead of me me me and them them them it was we.

And for the cynical among you that is what you want to hear from the victor even
if he doesn't mean it. But he does. That's Joe

I legit think Joe was happy retiring and enjoying his senior years but came out of retirement to beat trump for the good of the country.

If Joe doesn't run who beats trump? Bernie? No chance. Harris? No chance. Amy K? possible but unlikely.

President elect Joe Biden was the only man who could get the job done and he stepped up for all of us.

On a side note I must admit I'm thrilled that an Irish Catholic is the most powerful man in the world

The world is thrilled as well

[big dick]

How did I mist this one? This is the best one

[Walter Sobchak]

I just hedged my bet on a Democrat scam buying 10k shares each of dems by 1-9 and 10-29 EVs

Ooops, did you forget to buy Dems by 74?

306-232 BABY

[Walter Sobchak]

wait, what???


so now dish -- of all people -- is shook?

NO

How about now?

[Walter Sobchak]

Stage 1: Biden has zero chance of winning! Bet the house!
Stage 2: Okay maybe Biden will get a small win. It's a "hedge"
Stage 3: It doesn't matter either way! It's a clown show regardless!
Stage 4: Acceptance

Prescient

[Walter Sobchak]

I just hedged my bet on a Democrat scam buying 10k shares each of dems by 1-9 and 10-29 EVs

This is a bad hedge because Biden is going to win by more than 30 EVs. Unless the Republicans cheat, which they will (are).

Yours truly, schooling dish yet again. Shame he didn't listen.

[Walter Sobchak]

This is starting to look like 2016, with Trump closing:

North Carolina: Trump vs. Biden Emerson Biden 49, Trump 49 Tie
Michigan: Trump vs. Biden Trafalgar Group (R)* Biden 46, Trump 47 Trump +1
Florida: Trump vs. Biden Mason-Dixon Biden 48, Trump 45 Biden +3
General Election: Trump vs. Biden vs. Jorgensen vs. Hawkins IBD/TIPP Biden 49, Trump 44, Jorgensen 3, Hawkins 1 Biden +5

Interesting Biden is all over Michigan today. Someone with a big lead does not do that, he would be in Texas or somewhere else. Something is up.

What's up is that Biden is smarter than you.