**OFFICIAL Donald J. Trump vs. Joseph (Joe) R. Biden Thread - 2020 Presidential Election**

[BCR]

I went and golfed nine holes. Fuck the leaves. We are still spiking footballs, correct? I thought I’d get an alert when I was out there. See every count the same

[Walter Sobchak]

better call in the military

Your city has become a joke.

You need a real leader.

Your country has become a joke.

You're about to get a real leader.

JOSEPH R. BIDEN, 46TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

[Walter Sobchak]

Trump steamrolling rn. sportsbook down to +125 today i see too



Portfolio Value$8,795.95

+Gain/Loss$829.88

Looks like you Heebed it up dish, well done!

[Walter Sobchak]

Keep looting you motherfuckers it just adds more votes to Trump. He will end it for you dumb motherfuckers in his next term.

Polls lol. There are millions of Trumpers purposely not voting in polls so when Election Day comes you will be just as dumbfounded as when he won the first term.

Fucking dummies.

More or less dumbfounded than you are now that the Democrats are 7/8 in presidential elections?

[Walter Sobchak]

Nails already in the coffin for Biden, but when he picks a black woman as Vice President he might as well quit now.

Gosh I don't understand why he didn't take your advice.

[Walter Sobchak]

And if not they'll just keep millions of people from voting because Republicans can't win without cheating.

Gotta stop with this shit Walt. Anyone that wants to vote can vote. Have you honestly ever talked to one person in your life that was like, damn I really wanted to vote but it was just too hard? This is nonsense.

And now the Republicans are trying to undo millions of votes. What does that tell you?

[PLOL]

Nails already in the coffin for Biden, but when he picks a black woman as Vice President he might as well quit now.

Gosh I don't understand why he didn't take your advice.

I know it's tempting to slam dunk on splitthis, but I think it's not appropriate. And in her defense, she's really dumb so it's not really her fault.

[BCR]

Just saw the kornacki provisional ballot nonsense. Remember I didn’t bump anything when it turns back into an alt right sewer after Trump pulls some hillbilly voodoo and was urging taking the high road to my fellow Dems. Carry on

[Walter Sobchak]

Depends on what he's using them for.

Didn't you take civics in high school?

So much cope.

Wait until Biden busts out with some executive orders and recess or "acting" appointments if McConnel tries to obstruct him.

Your level of cope will be totally of the charts.

[MrTickle]

Why is California so damn slow at counting? Only 77%. Way slower than anywhere else.

[TheXFactor]

They had to wait for the voting ballots to arrive first.

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[PLOL]

Let's pour one out for the guy betting that Trump will win by more than 10.5% in the popular vote... last night. OSA, was that you?

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[gut]

Why is California so damn slow at counting? Only 77%. Way slower than anywhere else.

Newsom probably made all the election officials stand 18 feet away from every mail-in ballot.

[Walter Sobchak]

Sealed Trumps fate as president for the next 4 years. No one besides retards are gonna vote for Biden cuz if he died that monster would be president and that shit ain’t gonna happen.

Hahahhahahhahha ready to put some cash on that.

I guess people aren't as afraid of successful black women as you think they are.

[limitles]

Let's pour one out for the guy betting that Trump will win by more than 10.5% in the popular vote... last night. OSA, was that you?

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I believe it. Guy is full of shit.
Tries to please, never works

[Walter Sobchak]

Early congratulations to Kamala Harris for becoming the 47th President of the United States.

Credit for being the first to say this. Looking forward to voting for her in 2028.

[Walter Sobchak]

Born loser ticket. I'm getting rich idk bout u

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How rich are you getting?

How was the champagne?

[gut]

Early congratulations to Kamala Harris for becoming the 47th President of the United States.

Credit for being the first to say this. Looking forward to voting for her in 2024.

fyp

[OSA]

So much cope.

Wait until Biden busts out with some executive orders and recess or "acting" appointments if McConnel tries to obstruct him.

Your level of cope will be totally of the charts.

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/1...ionship-434524


Interesting article

[Daly]

Credit for being the first to say this. Looking forward to re-electing her in 2024.

fyp

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