Quote Originally Posted by SydneyPoker View Post

I recall a Saturday afternoon. I was watching the Australian Open golf with a beer in hand on the couch. Naked. And below the TV were my two "girlfriends" continuing their romp as I was on a break due to lack of stamina / ability to handle this situation. I was completely punching above my weight. I was happy as Larry. I was sold on Poly.
God damn this sounds glorious.