Either he's auditioning to be a Smurf or to join the Blue Man Group in this video. Guess he's really hit the skids since nobody is willing to pay for his worthless strategies. The scam has come full circle and instead of charging $500 for useless PDF files, it seems to rely solely on the webcam show where he probably yaps his dick licking mouth for 60 minutes!
This>>>. "PositiveVariance: Pure Desperation. His rent was due 4 days ago." !
100 pages.
Not many PFA threads make it to 100 pages.
You're one special guy, Christopher Mitchell!
Great work on the 100 pages guys!
The thread has slowed down considerably since our correspondent on the ground Jeffrey Dime has been on the sidelines- Come back soon, we all miss you
The magic Houston tap water embrace pic:
just reminds me of these two:
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
The evolv multi-level marketing water scam he was a part of:
https://www.dallasobserver.com/news/...egents-7118838
More legit jobs/careers to help people and make an honest living he was a part of.
Off topic, but regarding Ryan and Merv...Originally Posted by Forum Wars
The magic Houston tap water embrace pic:
just reminds me of these two:
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
I don't know what happened between the two of them. BUT, I do know a story from about 40 years ago involving a then-young wannabe actor and Merv. The guy got to know Merv somehow, I think at a party or something. Merv invited him over to the house for his own party, which this dude thought was his big break, because he was a nobody, and it was Merv fucking Griffin inviting him over to a party at his home.
Well, the guy gets there, and the place is full of young, good looking guys, and Merv getting too touchy with all of them. A bunch of them also had their shirts off by the pool, and the whole thing had the appearance of a gay orgy, even though nothing overtly sexual was happening. The guy felt very uncomfortable, and felt that at any moment things were going to get more sexual there, but it never got that far. However, Merv invited him over again in the future, just one-on-one, and he decided to decline, fearing it was a casting couch situation.
Ryan had a meteoric rise in show business. I remember him as an unmemorable afternoon radio host on STAR 98.7, and the host of a few fail game shows. Within a few years, he was suddenly the host of American Idol, and it took off from there. Ryan was known in the industry as a very hard worker, and someone who valued his career over everything else. Add all of this together, and I think you have an idea of what might have happened.
Merv was married for 18 years, from 1958-1976, and had a son. However, I have to imagine this was likely a beard situation. For the next 31 years following the divorce, Merv wasn't known to have any romantic or sexual relationships with women. He hung out a lot with Eva Gabor, but this was widely know to be platonic.
The Greatest Guy:
Seems like Chrissy is changing a lot of lives on YouTube. Never heard of this guy but he seems pretty upset with the scamming douchebag. Who can blame him? Christopher Mitchell is just a pain in the ass and a fucking jerk off.
At the 2:00 min. mark , I actually felt bad for laughing .
This man is sincere and he is headed to his demise in Vegas..
A reg Denizen at Gold Coast Craps..
poor guy..Thinks 1,2,3, Marty is the way at baccarat. At least Bet only Player.
He believes it so bad.
CM you will be weighed and measured and be found Lacking.
Woe be unto you..
So it is written so let it be done.
Amen.
Last edited by shoeshine box; 10-05-2020 at 10:44 PM.
I can almost hear 👂 the script from Kyle now.
Folks , this truly is miraculous water 💦
Yes Folks , this is the very water drawn from the river Jordan that actually flowed over our saviours head when he was baptised by John.
This water Folks can cure everything from a perforated ear drum to piles annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd for the next 48 hours only I can offer you this water for a truly miraculous price!
Yes Folks our saviour spoke to me in a dream and said Christopher, you need to spread this water to all of humanity, so when I woke up this morning to 6,512 emails from Folks all over the world saying they were desperate for my winning water supply but they can’t afford it , I said to myself , look Christopher , these Folks need my help , Jesus has spoken to me ,so I am delighted to be able to offer you Folks a 1 litre bottle at the truly knockdown price of $48.99 , yes Folks you heard correctly!
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd as an additional bonus I am donating 10% of the cost to the Church ⛪️
So hurry Folks while stocks last , I can only hold this price for 48 hours , then all you dead broke poor loser haters can piss off back to your 9-5 jobs and carry on drinking the water from the toilet 🚽 bowl.
Through our saviour via Christopher Mitchell you have been warned Folks.
From all the information that you Folks are supplying it seems to me that this scumbag has never done a days work and has spent his entire life scamming Folks.
He is a quality human being
I hope all of you Folks managed to get Kyles special offer $500 for both his baccarat winning strategies because the video has been removed.
He was obviously inundated with so many Folks all over the world wanting them that he feels he can bump them back up to 2 large.
PS
Just been watching some YT poker vids
The commentator said a player had the working mans hand-9/5
I suppose it’s quicker to say that rather than the Chrissy boy explanation
The dead broke sad pathetic hater loser douchebag hand
Last edited by Mrhorney; 10-06-2020 at 09:40 AM.
It's hard to delete things on the internet and for it to stay removed. He got 4-6 youtube comments asking to give him money with the rationale that they need a "down payment for a house" and "financial stability" through CM's "strategy". Sadly, the accounts looked real and not some CM sockpuppets.
https://streamable.com/pyzxxt
$500 or a “Min Bet” for full lifetime access to Chrissy. Glad to come back and see this shithead finally this desperate. Great job by all!
Such a terrific question posed by Mr. Philips. A newcomer to YouTube as of 2020, so it’s understandable that he doesn’t know that he is supposed to press play on the video to gather such information. In the video Chrissy will explain exactly how you would go about paying him for his lifetime of servitude. Totally understandable mistake.
Good to see you back Jeff.
No question he is down to the bare minimum of funds. He says the response was "Overwhelming" to his video a couple days ago. The truth is folks, it was not "Overwhelming". If it was overwhelming he would not have put out another video today begging for another $500. I estimate on his last video he probably got 3 or 4 suckers ($1500-$2000). That paid his rent for October. Now he has to work on the rest of Octobers bills. How desperate do you have to be to decrease your cost by 20 fold? (10k to $500). No doubt this is the lowest he has been since the start of his baccarat scam. Its all down hill from here guys.
He wants to give his strategies by Skype. I really hope one of his suckers films the interaction and post it once they realized they have been scammed.
Last edited by PositiveVariance; 10-06-2020 at 03:25 PM.
Does he even re-watch or edit these before uploading? He is so dumb and things he says just prove it.
1) At the 6:04 mark, he starts naming the COUNTRIES that reached out to him. But he says Australia, not once, but TWICE!!! Guess dumbass Chrissy failed Geography in middle school because last I checked, Australia is a CONTINENT! I mean he's so lazy, he couldn't be bothered to realize either glaring error!
2) Around 9:01 he says, with his strategies you can "fire your boss"... Pretty sure only supervisor of said boss can fire him and even if you quit your job to become a degenerate loser like CM, your former boss would still have his job immediately after.
3) He wants to "share strategies" from other Gamblers and other casino games in the Facebook Group. Hmm, sounds like he is out of Winning Strategies to pedal and is going to steal someone else's idea and sell as his own again.
4) He is clearly using Facebook as a shield to keep his idiotic followers from seeing the criticism and complaints on Youtube. That safety net has ripped and all the scam reports have hit the fan. By isolating the few remaining suckers, he will be able to control and manipulate all content with no outsiders getting the truth to the new victims.
Oh Chrissy...
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