Perhaps fat Searles could provide a list of alternatives for people to hold his $500 if he is indeed serious about settling this.
Of course, 100% of the board knows that this will never take place so just give it a fucking rest.
Im trying to think of suitable alternatives.Tony Bags maybe? Escrow.com?
It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?