The creepy and weird shit he's written isn't being hammered home. Yet. Pretty sure there's more skeletons in this guy's closet. As much as people who can't see through the snake oil salesman charade want him to somehow win the nomination, it's still a very long shot. He's much closer to a Marco Rubio level of appeal early in the 2016 process than an Obama level.

The guy is all over the place on his actual politics, yet has gotten very good at being a robot spewing the same phony talking points and buzzwords to go along with whatever people want to hear - much like with Rubio, that only works for so long.



Besides that, according to the Post, who the fuck puts baby shit in a salsa bowl and tells their wife it's an avocado?