Situation regarding Kilgore Trout aka Username

[RealTalk]

No, I was explaining that I delayed banning him a few extra days because I needed him to be a useful idiot.

I don't care if people are mean to me about my sports picks and poker play. I do care if someone follows me around into every thread I post and trolls me. You have been around here since the beginning and are very aware of this.

If anyone's primary purpose here is to make my enjoyment of my own site less pleasant, then they won't remain here. This is especially true if their other contributions are mediocre/crappy anyway. That's been the policy of PFA since day 1.

Clearly we all know this, at least anyone that is paying attention. But still...

I will never quite wrap my head around the concept that your admitted inception into the community was going to someone else's personal website to relentlessly troll them about their poker skill and the money you've won from them, and you're now the "please don't troll me on my own website" guy. I guess thank goodness Dustin had thicker skin than you do or we all might not be here shitposting today.

[Dan Druff]

No, I was explaining that I delayed banning him a few extra days because I needed him to be a useful idiot.

I don't care if people are mean to me about my sports picks and poker play. I do care if someone follows me around into every thread I post and trolls me. You have been around here since the beginning and are very aware of this.

If anyone's primary purpose here is to make my enjoyment of my own site less pleasant, then they won't remain here. This is especially true if their other contributions are mediocre/crappy anyway. That's been the policy of PFA since day 1.

Clearly we all know this, at least anyone that is paying attention. But still...

I will never quite wrap my head around the concept that your admitted inception into the community was going to someone else's personal website to relentlessly troll them about their poker skill and the money you've won from them, and you're now the "please don't troll me on my own website" guy. I guess thank goodness Dustin had thicker skin than you do or we all might not be here shitposting today.

I allow more shit talk against me here than just about any other forum owner.

You should know this quite well, since you criticize/troll me plenty, and yet I've never banned or restricted your account.

The only thing I don't allow is constantly following me into every thread and trolling everything I write, though I even put up with that for awhile until it's clear that the person isn't going to stop. It's just not fun to run a forum and have that go on. If someone here is trying to interfere with my enjoyment of the site, my options are either to remove them or take the site down. I choose the former.

BTW, when I first showed up on NWP, the "trolling" of Dustin was being done in a poker rival trash talk sort of way, and wasn't meant to actually get him angry. In fact, nobody was beating him when NWP went up, which was why that site started in the first place. I wasn't there to mock him about beating him. At the time, he was beating me.

[Lord of the Fraud]

So 1-3 Druff dupes built up a rapport with Trout and convinced her to contact Gookie with druff-mum pics?

Maybe not, but Something a bit dark has gone down here.

GG, fall guy Gook.

[Walter Sobchak]

I spoke with her this morning and asked her why she chose to include me in this. She couldn’t give me an answer. I could tell in her voice she was seriously upset about all this. So I didn’t press.

this is legitimately difficult to read.


godspeed, karen.

She kidnapped herself.

[adamantium]

this is legitimately difficult to read.


godspeed, karen.

She kidnapped herself.

wb n-word

[Lord of the Fraud]

Hi

[ftpjesus]

Hi.

I honestly don’t know the cause of any of this. I of course never sent photos to Kilgore of Druff’s mom or encouraged her to attack him in any way. EVER.

I’ve talked to Kilgore on the phone once and we have messaged 6-7 times over the last two years. She has always been very friendly and nice to me but our conversing has always been small talk and it’s not true that we have forged some sort of close tight knit bond that in any way, shape, or form would lead her to believe that I would hurt or fuck with Druff in any way.

I spoke with her this morning and asked her why she chose to include me in this. She couldn’t give me an answer. I could tell in her voice she was seriously upset about all this. So I didn’t press. And honestly I haven’t followed any of this drama, so I truly don’t even know what the issues are between her and Druff. But I want to again emphasize: Issues between her and Druff. I wasn’t made aware by either party before yesterday that their was currently any bad blood.

I only found out about this yesterday morning after Druff called me and filled me in. And to be as honest as I can with all of you, the last thing I wanted was to be dragged into some more forum drama.

I’ve known Druff 12 years. I have his back and he has mine. Our friendship is way deeper than PFA. There is no issue between us.

The real reason I haven’t been posting or active (and Druff knows this and has respected my privacy and not posted such info); A while back I lent a former forum member some money (not a large amount) who claimed to be destitute. A repayment agreement was made that was very reasonable ($100 per month).

This person told me right before the first payment was due that he couldn’t pay me. I mentioned to him how I saw a post that he submitted on a Facebook poker group that showed a screen shot of him playing online and a balance on the site higher than what he owed me.

This caused a rift between us. He texted me some threats and vulgarities. I’ll fully admit that I did the same in return. Then he blocked me and there was no more communication.

3 days later I received a phone call from my elderly dad at 5:45am. He was very shaken. A police officer had just knocked on his door looking for me. No idea why he went to my fathers as I had never lived at his residence but the officer was looking to serve me with a supeoena to appear in another state far away due to a request for a protective order this person had filed against me. Yup. Fucking nuts.

Never made a threat of any kind. Only vulgarities. Which again, where just my response to his vulgarities.

Suffice to say, this caused a massive headache for me and although my pops understood, the initial stress it caused him and the embarrassment on my end for having to even explain this garbage soured me.

So basically I decided I was done. Which I have been, at least posting. Maybe I’ll be back. Maybe I won’t.

99.9% of you are cool and righteous motherfuckers but I have the uncanny ability of befriending the .01% that can convince me to lend them money and then file a protective order against me.


Happy holidays.

Godspeed.


ZoD

Drexel, I know we got into a bad situation earlier this year due to the bullshit I was fed by a certain ex forum member. I wish you or Druff had told me the truth about this individual and the root of the crap.. Makes me feel stupid even more so now finding out the truth totally.. Especially since folks know the crappy truth of my own situation but Ive never begged and pleaded folks for a free handout not out of pride so much as I don't want people to get the wrong idea or the fact all too often folks aren't truthful or upfront and then lie about the facts of the matter. Still burns my ass about that bitch out here in AZ who got $150k from GoFukMe when she got nailed for leaving her kids in her car going to a job interview and then turned around and instead of spending the money on her kids she spent lavishly mostly on herself and then got pissed when she was questioned by the Judge in her criminal case where the money went and why she hadn't set aside some for her kids and ensuring no repeat..

[Lord of the Fraud]

Where is bottomset

Who he under?

[Forum Wars]

The following two quotes were actually in the same statement from Drexel:

I’ve known Druff 12 years. I have his back and he has mine. Our friendship is way deeper than PFA. There is no issue between us.

and then, a little bit later on...

99.9% of you are cool and righteous motherfuckers but I have the uncanny ability of befriending the .01% that can convince me to lend them money and then file a protective order against me.

ZoD

[Sanlmar]

The following two quotes were actually in the same statement from Drexel:

I’ve known Druff 12 years. I have his back and he has mine. Our friendship is way deeper than PFA. There is no issue between us.

and then, a little bit later on...

99.9% of you are cool and righteous motherfuckers but I have the uncanny ability of befriending the .01% that can convince me to lend them money and then file a protective order against me.

ZoD

Fascinating you went with “The Usual Suspects”

Years from now PFA will be divided by those who read the deleted thread and those that did not. I propose we henceforth refer to it as the “ABC thread”.

In it, Druff describes assuming user identities as a BBS teen. (Don’t google BBS teen with kids in the room)

In the context of “who was banned” & “why” it was simultaneously extraordinary & disturbing. I was blowing a fuse trying to piece together just what in the fuck it all meant.

I was getting annoyed and creeped out but if Druff was going to offer us a puzzle I’ll take a crack at it.

Toward the end of the thread I posted a reference to “The Usual Suspects”. I thought it was pretty inspired if I do say so.

Bryan Singer (director) is quoted as saying that all the characters are Söze.

When asked point blank whether his character is Söze, Postlethwaite said, "Who knows? Nobody knows. That's what's good about The Usual Suspects."

Nobody knows here either. Is that the best part?

I closed by saying Druff was more Verbal Kint than Söze. That probably killed the thread. Sorry.

I’ll leave you with a little Richard Nixon from his speech just before boarding the helicopter.

Always remember, others may hate you, but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them, and then you destroy yourself.
- Richard Nixon

I find that a nap refreshes me.

[DonaldTrumpsHairPiece]

Well a few things are now clear to me...

1. Drexel will not be lending me money any time soon now.
2. What I thought was just a laugh seems personal and real.
3. People have a lot of time on their hands for nonsense, I personally only spend time online while crapping which really stinks.

And that's all the time I have atm, time to wipe.

[limitles]

Hi.

I spoke with her this morning and asked her why she chose to include me in this. She couldn’t give me an answer. I could tell in her voice she was seriously upset about all this. So I didn’t press.

ZoD

This is rich. Can you imagine the acting going on in that conversation?

Have we heard why fishy was officially banned?

[Gordman]

You will never get your fuckin money back

I’ll suspend my self imposed exile for one more post only for a good friend like you.

Already paid back.

But bled my fingers to the bone.

SFO


ZoD

I remember that picture I think

Isn't that from the story about user Sdouble (East Coast Scott)?

[The Shrink]

I'm going to bite because reading this thread I feel like I've shown up at a screening of Inception halfway through and I wanna poke the person next to me to ask "Who's that guy? What that's thing?"

Honestly, what the fuck is going on here?

This year's hottest thread is "Situation Regarding Kilgore Trout aka Username". This thread has EVERYTHING: forum drama, Dupes, messages from Drexel, bait-and-switches, scandalous DMs, gay references from OSA, scams or lack thereof, eloquent prose from Sanlmar, member bannings, Mumblesbadly shitposts, useful idiots, wild conspiracy theories, Haughty Messageboarders (it's that thing where people who spend a lot of time on PFA think that everyone understands all the references).



So I'll just say it. I don't have a sweet clue what any of this is. Can someone write some cliffs?

[DonaldTrumpsHairPiece]

I'm going to bite because reading this thread I feel like I've shown up at a screening of Inception halfway through and I wanna poke the person next to me to ask "Who's that guy? What that's thing?"

Honestly, what the fuck is going on here?

This year's hottest thread is "Situation Regarding Kilgore Trout aka Username". This thread has EVERYTHING: forum drama, Dupes, messages from Drexel, bait-and-switches, scandalous DMs, gay references from OSA, scams or lack thereof, eloquent prose from Sanlmar, member bannings, Mumblesbadly shitposts, useful idiots, wild conspiracy theories, Haughty Messageboarders (it's that thing where people who spend a lot of time on PFA think that everyone understands all the references).



So I'll just say it. I don't have a sweet clue what any of this is. Can someone write some cliffs?

Todd started another thread
Todd's other thread ended up back firing
Todd started a new thread
Todd banned a guy

I was always good at cliffs.

[Lord of the Fraud]

So I'll just say it. I don't have a sweet clue what any of this is. Can someone write some cliffs?

Basically, Druff is currently going through the menopause and we're all living it with him. Hence the awkward silence from the whole site.

[MrTickle]

What on earth is going on? Nothing here makes sense. Everything is cryptic. And Druff just expecting we all
undertand what’s happening. I doubt there’s more than a handful of people who understand.

[Belly Buster]

Kilgore cliffs:

Kilgore Trout used to have an account on here but semi-doxxed herself by posting her not-quite-redacted-enough driving license. She then does a radio show with Drexel and adamantium and slagged off splitthis. splitthis and some others did some internet digging and found out Kilgore's full info and from that found out she had a conviction for fraud. splitthis goes in hard and Kilgore goes on monkey-tilt and gets banned. Comes back as Username and goes on monkey-tilt and gets banned.

SDouble cliffs:

SDouble (aka Scott from the East Coast) got no toe and also got no money. Drexel leant him some money and got paid back in a bagfull of lol souvenir casino chips. Sdouble went on monkey-tilt and harassed Drexel's family.

[Wiganer]

I don't have a sweet clue what any of this is. Can someone write some cliffs?

[Forum Wars]

I see this thread is about to take a bit of a nap. No surprise since almost no one, despite several cliffs attempts, really knows what the fuck is going on. Good night until some light is shone..think we really need an update/cliffs from Druff.

I've made my very own gayness inspired avatar until some truth does out.