this is global poker in a nutshell

[mulva]

global poker is a hopeless situation

[mulva]

joke on me again. part 99

something is very wrong when you post more bad beats than you play poker

[mulva]

place is rotten to the core.

game after game after game

hand after hand



lets keep going..this is the same game



and again



stay with me folks,

this is still the same game

[mulva]

variance









next

[mulva]

new game..come..on u can do it

think it's time for me to leave.

this fucker called my 4 bet all n preflop

it's time to leave this shit hole for good

as i'm doing this shit i time out with AA and flop an A to boot funny thing is turn and river bring str8 and a 5 beats me. the dude went all in and i didn't get to see if he had one



i rebuy..few hands later

look wut i had to do to win

[duped_samaritan]

[mulva]

was playing in my last 2 of the night

one was down to 15 players and i had top 5 in chips

i get dissconnected.

i get back on 5 minutes later no sign of any tournies running

[mulva]

so done with this place.

don't think i can say anymore than what i've said.

after yesterday's debacle.

first game today out squarely on the bubble...not 1 2 or 3 spots away...on it.

obv can't win a race 5 handed with TT

and i didn't even bother to rebuy on the last event after i lost below

[duped_samaritan]

so done with this place.

don't think i can say anymore than what i've said.

after yesterday's debacle.

first game today out squarely on the bubble...not 1 2 or 3 spots away...on it.

obv can't win a race 5 handed with TT

and i didn't even bother to rebuy on the last event after i lost below

[mulva]

[TwitchySeal]

[thesparten]

so done with this place.

don't think i can say anymore than what i've said.

after yesterday's debacle.

first game today out squarely on the bubble...not 1 2 or 3 spots away...on it.

obv can't win a race 5 handed with TT

and i didn't even bother to rebuy on the last event after i lost below

Of course I'm still playing there..

But what gets me is semi competent players going all in with nothing and catching..

Also whenever I give it a break for a week then come back, my cards are magic again.

[mulva]

place is mother fucking joke.

i say this with only a 30 buy in and close to 3k in profits, but i'm angry as hell. this site is a nasty, nasty place. its programmed to fuck everyone. i really wish i could prove they fuck peeps at the player level and not universally for all.


i really could care less getting lumped in with the rigtards for what i say. i'm above all that shit


all of these observations come mostly from playing in one of the softest mtt they have the 3+1r+1a. this doesn't mean it's any different from any other buy ins, but in an mtt with more horribly soft players than many others you get to see the direct effect of the software and it's outcomes.




- the turn & river rarely if all improve the hand ahead. it's almost always the opposite. and if they don't improve the hand behind they make it look like they do. this top notch, post flop juiced programming, or whatever they do with the cards after the flop on 4th/5th street



-pocket pairs do not hold like they should. low/mid pp are worthless and is basically dead to call @showdown vs 2 paint. spare me with the i win with pp. there's no chance in hell you're winning 55% at critical deep junctures in an mtt vs big overcards. you're lucky to win @ 30% and when the pp do hold for you a lot of the time is because you have a very deep stack.


-big pocket pairs is where the evil genius programming shows it's ugly face. you're literally on the edge of your seat every time you get them and all the chips go in preflop. not only do they get fucked far too often this is where you see runner runner beating them quite a bit. they pretty much mirror each other and are often scene together. i call them the top 2 rigs of grobul polka. this is strong programming pattern and is anything but random...it also shares the turn river sinister traits.


-you can bet there's something re-directing the rng at this place, that and/or lack of variables making sure the pool of cards come from only "x"





-i almost applaud losing deep in an mtt with AK to a flopped set. or AK to QQ. i mean you're going to lose with them it's just too bad you do right after you lost with AA or another dominating hand to runner runner. sure you can say this all encompasses " running bad" but you basically run bad just by logging into this place



-variance,,lol if programming is variance, then it's variance

[Gookieheimowitz]

Told you months ago . Quit playing that site. While people defend it . Guy's who have played years of online poker know that something is wrong there . The sweepstakes model is the problem .

They refuse to give HH because they 100% know that it would blow there 5th world RNG certificate out of the clouds. Global understood from the start that if the sharks infested the water that the recs would leave and never come back so they tweeked the program to give the horrible players a chance. Why do you think those beats happen over and over and over again? They are not just happening to you.

I played over 1,000 tournaments and sit and go,s at Global. I lost $17.00 . Buy ins ranging from $10.00-$100.00 . Guess who made money off me ? Global. That's it . Legit negative -$17.00

I self banned myself lol

It's a huge waste of time .

A money grab.

PayPal dropped them

They have horrible customer service


Get out the house and go play live poker

[thesparten]

What gets me is that every other pot, there is a high pair a set and a straight..

No worries, someone will get a full house on the river .

[thesparten]

But in New York it's the best choice, at least I'm still a winning player(barley).

Acr...NO FUCKEN WAY.

B.O.L... I took a $10 bonus and I think I have too clear $100000000000000 in rake too ever withdraw. That's worse then a drunk Mexican jumping in my cab.
They give the rec players a $10 bonus then u can't withdraw for years, STRAIGHT SCAM.

IGNITION: still on standby but can't get that block chain hooked up too coinbase and CONSISTENTLY playing anonymous tables without even notes gives me a migrain.

At least on global my notes are pretty accurate and DO save me some meltdowns!

Where is run it once poker?

[mulva]

What gets me is that every other pot, there is a high pair a set and a straight..

No worries, someone will get a full house on the river .

you're always bracing for impact at global because it happens so frequently.

impossible to play there and take it with a grain of salt or not be jaded

[thesparten]

What gets me is that every other pot, there is a high pair a set and a straight..

No worries, someone will get a full house on the river .

you're always bracing for impact at global because it happens so frequently.

impossible to play there and take it with a grain of salt or not be jaded

My last game a little while ago I had k,q suited..

The flop was q, 10,4..
The turn 7
The river 5

I was shitting all the way down..

I just knew high pair, high kicker is the daily set up..

I was actually SURPRISED!?!?? I took it down.

[FRANKRIZZO]

You have had a ton of 2 percent beats lets face it , its rigged Rip bad beat thread delivered.

[mulva]

took a day off to clear my head.

still have to resend all my data and jump though hoops to remove money from this place.

meantime i will try and play even less while having over 1k still in here.

didn't take me long to get fucked after my one day hiatus.

next to impossible to gain any traction here. they just continue to bend ur ass over and put a pitchfork in it

obv it was all in preflop

and this is the 3rd most often way they beat you. the 1 live undercard