*** Official Flying Stupidity Wagering thread ***

[GambleBotsChafedPenis]

I really need to be talked outta the cavs at 10:1 at this point...

I think the price is still wrong, but fuck do the warriors look like they're ripe for the taking...

[Dan Druff]

First day since I got to the WSOP that I have no event to play.

Here's a pick:

**GAME 2** at Detroit (Fiers) +176 vs. Yankees (German)

Notes:

Detroit has played better recently. German has allowed 6 ER in two of his last 4 starts.

[Dan Druff]

Lost 6 in a row, but then hit the nice +176 after a short break.

Record keeping:

Total through 5/25: 61-44-2, +19.464 units

5/26:
White Sox (H. Santiago) +103 at Detroit (F. Liriano) - WON +1.030
San Diego (Lyles) at Dodgers (Wood) - Under 7 -105 - LOST -1
TOTAL 5/26: 1-1, +0.030

5/27:
St. Louis (Weaver) +102 at Milwaukee (Suter) - LOST -1
TOTAL 5/27: 0-1, -1.000

5/28:
Mets (Conlon) at Atlanta (McCarthy) - Under 9 -108 - LOST -1
TOTAL 5/28: 0-1, -1.000

5/29:
Washington (Hellickson) at Baltimore (Bundy) - Over 9 -120 - LOST -1
at Baltimore -108 (Bundy) vs. Washington (Hellickson) - LOST -1
TOTAL 5/29: 0-2, -2.000

5/30:
Houston (Keuchel) +180 at Yankees (Severino) - LOST -1
TOTAL: 5/30: 0-1, -1.000

6/4:
**GAME 2** at Detroit (Fiers) +176 vs. Yankees (German) - WON +1.760
TOTAL 6/4: 1-0, +1.760

TOTAL 5/26-6/4:
2-6, -3.210 units

GRAND TOTAL: 63-50-2, +16.254 units

Overs: 2-4
Spread (-1.5): 2-1
Unders: 36-24-2
Moneyline: 23-21 (a good deal ahead in units due to mostly underdogs)

[Dan Druff]

Pick on today's early game:

White Sox (Rey. Lopez) +151 at Minnesota (F. Romero)

Notes: Both pitchers got bombed last time out, but Lopez was doing well for several starts prior to that outing.

[Dan Druff]

White Sox are awful.

2-0 Sox after 7, Twins have only 1 hit.

Then Twins hang 4 on them in the 8th with 2 out.

[Dan Druff]

Well let's try to bounce back from that screw job.

Kansas City (Keller) at Angels (Heaney) - under 8 -110

[SPIT this]

Miracles are fake and God is dead. I'm taking GS -4 tonight

[DJ_Chaps]

dodgers are absolute trash.

[Dan Druff]

Here's one starting in about 30 min:

Detroit (Boyd) at Boston (Beeks) - Under 10 -115

Notes: Beeks has been absolutely dominating the minors, with almost 13 K per 9 innings, over 10 starts. Boyd has been surprisingly good for the Tigers this year.

[Dan Druff]

So much for "Beeks and Boyd will keep hitters at bay".

Beeks got mashed for 5 in the first, and Boston already got 1 back in the bottom half.

Rare to declare an under pretty much done in the 1st inning... but I'm giving up.

[Dan Druff]

1 out away from a #MiracleCover, as Boston bats were asleep, and Detroit only scored 2 more runs after that crazy 1st.

Edit: Win! Had to fade a man at 2nd but they got the third out.

Probably didn't deserve this one because I read Beeks all wrong, but I'll take it.

[Sanlmar]

Final minutes of a close NHL playoff game.

You either know or you need to seriously examine how you spend your time.

Odds anyone on Druff even mentioning the Vegas Golden Knights tonight?

[Daly]

Final minutes of a close NHL playoff game.

You either know or you need to seriously examine how you spend your time.

Odds anyone on Druff even mentioning the Vegas Golden Knights tonight?

Who?



I'm selfishly disappointed but it some ways relived. I leave for Vegas Saturday and the non cheapskate in me wanted to dish out the X hundreds of $$ to see a game 7.

[Dan Druff]

6/5:
White Sox (Rey. Lopez) +151 at Minnesota (F. Romero) - LOST -1
Kansas City (Keller) at Angels (Heaney) - under 8 -110 - WON +0.909
6/5 total: 1-1, -0.091 units

6/7:
Detroit (Boyd) at Boston (Beeks) - Under 10 -115 - WON +0.870
6/7 total: 1-0, +0.870 units

6/5-6/7 total: 2-1, +0.779 units

Grand total: 65-51-2, +17.033 units

Overs: 2-4
Spread (-1.5): 2-1
Unders: 38-24-2
Moneyline: 23-22 (a good deal ahead in units due to mostly underdogs)

[DJ_Chaps]

TORONTO BLUE JAYS -1.5+105
J Happ - L / A Cashner - R

WASHINGTON NATIONALS -1.5+100
S Strasburg - R / A Suarez - R

LOS ANGELES ANGELS -1.5+125
L Lynn - R / G Richards - R

OAKLAND ATHLETICS -1.5+135
F Montas - R / J Junis - R

[Dan Druff]

at NY Mets (Degrom) -106 vs. NY Yankees (Tanaka)

Notes: Degrom has a 1.49 ERA. He has gone 7 straight starts allowing 1 ER or fewer, pitching 7+ innings in 6 of them. Tanaka has a 4.79 ERA and has given up 3+ ER in 5 of his last 6 starts.

[PLOL]

Idk if im allowed to post yet but i have an interesting NBA bet i made last night.

Cavs to win their nect two games, +2000. $1k to win $20k. And no, im not going to hedge

[Daly]

Feeling a whole lot better about the Ohtani under 9.5 Wins now. I definitely underestimated how he would do at the MLB level, thankfully his UCL is helping the cause as advertised

[GambleBotsChafedPenis]

Feeling a whole lot better about the Ohtani under 9.5 Wins now. I definitely underestimated how he would do at the MLB level, thankfully his UCL is helping the cause as advertised

no way in hell he pitches again this year...theyre gonna need his bat come September...

[DJ_Chaps]

TORONTO BLUE JAYS -1.5+105
J Happ - L / A Cashner - R

WASHINGTON NATIONALS -1.5+100
S Strasburg - R / A Suarez - R

LOS ANGELES ANGELS -1.5+125
L Lynn - R / G Richards - R

OAKLAND ATHLETICS -1.5+135
F Montas - R / J Junis - R

Fuckin Nats bruh