this is global poker in a nutshell

[Gookieheimowitz]

same tourney after i rebuy.

last three hands posted were from the same tourney and not even out of the 50/100 blind level



and the end happened so quickly i even get to edit the hand in here. it's not that this is that bad or i was way ahead, i was behind,....but it's just that i lost with it in addition the the 3 other ones to put me out of my misery. all in 1 tourney... mind you i was in the blinds here and led out on flop. but hatahs gunna hate regardless so you really dont even need to know that

maybe i play 5 more and only hope it happens in 4 of them...lol

Tough Ones but here is the thing . I played for 8 weeks there as I said 1000 tournaments between sits and multi . In the end either I am an average player (which is quite possible) or Extremely unlucky or there is more sinister things happening here . Like it truly is a random sweepstakes drawing before each hand or there is something written in the code to keep players along the same win ratios keeping the majority of horrible players winning.

I have no clue really what it is but what I do know is that I self banned myself and can never play there again . I actually do not even think about it much anymore . Beat after beat after beat . Variance can be brutal but this goes way above that . I decided I would just sit it out and wait for better options. As much as I loved online poker and all. Its over and its never coming back .

[mulva]

same tourney after i rebuy.

last three hands posted were from the same tourney and not even out of the 50/100 blind level



and the end happened so quickly i even get to edit the hand in here. it's not that this is that bad or i was way ahead, i was behind,....but it's just that i lost with it in addition the the 3 other ones to put me out of my misery. all in 1 tourney... mind you i was in the blinds here and led out on flop. but hatahs gunna hate regardless so you really dont even need to know that

maybe i play 5 more and only hope it happens in 4 of them...lol

Tough Ones but here is the thing . I played for 8 weeks there as I said 1000 tournaments between sits and multi . In the end either I am an average player (which is quite possible) or Extremely unlucky or there is more sinister things happening here . Like it truly is a random sweepstakes drawing before each hand or there is something written in the code to keep players along the same win ratios keeping the majority of horrible players winning.

I have no clue really what it is but what I do know is that I self banned myself and can never play there again . I actually do not even think about it much anymore . Beat after beat after beat . Variance can be brutal but this goes way above that . I decided I would just sit it out and wait for better options. As much as I loved online poker and all. Its over and its never coming back .

that's the only thing you can do. walk away. if you complain you're a losing player and rigtard. sadly,..you can;t trust anyone. even if you win. and you can't put owners of the site above doing anything for profit.

if you can program slot machine A to pay more than slot machine B you can do similar to a 52 card algorithm before and after frop and still be legit. that is how you define legit

[mulva]

lets just end it on the bubble with this hand.

why wouldn't he call w/ A7.

what a great place global poker is. such a real life poker experience everytime you play. bring the kids, they eat for free

look at this jackass: gilby3

[mulva]

first game today. at the final table. will they allow my weak ace to get home short stacked.

hell no. if the chip leader didn't hit his 2nd pair..they would have gven him the run runr flush.


holla to gookie rabinowitz

[Gookieheimowitz]

first game today. at the final table. will they allow my weak ace to get home short stacked.

hell no. if the chip leader didn't hit his 2nd pair..they would have gven him the run runr flush.


holla to gookie rabinowitz

[sah_24]

Tough Ones but here is the thing . I played for 8 weeks there as I said 1000 tournaments between sits and multi . In the end either I am an average player (which is quite possible) or Extremely unlucky or there is more sinister things happening here . Like it truly is a random sweepstakes drawing before each hand or there is something written in the code to keep players along the same win ratios keeping the majority of horrible players winning.

I have no clue really what it is but what I do know is that I self banned myself and can never play there again . I actually do not even think about it much anymore . Beat after beat after beat . Variance can be brutal but this goes way above that . I decided I would just sit it out and wait for better options. As much as I loved online poker and all. Its over and its never coming back .

that's the only thing you can do. walk away. if you complain you're a losing player and rigtard. sadly,..you can;t trust anyone. even if you win. and you can't put owners of the site above doing anything for profit.

if you can program slot machine A to pay more than slot machine B you can do similar to a 52 card algorithm before and after frop and still be legit. that is how you define legit

Ahh the PFA rigtards might be the funniest on the net luls ... hint you are just fucking bad at poker

[Gookieheimowitz]

that's the only thing you can do. walk away. if you complain you're a losing player and rigtard. sadly,..you can;t trust anyone. even if you win. and you can't put owners of the site above doing anything for profit.

if you can program slot machine A to pay more than slot machine B you can do similar to a 52 card algorithm before and after frop and still be legit. that is how you define legit

Ahh the PFA rigtards might be the funniest on the net luls ... hint you are just fucking bad at poker

Yep you guessed it. I am horrible at poker. Not like I have been making a living since 2006 at it . So true. I suck. Not like I sat in 10k H/U matches or peaked at 75-150 online. Not like any of that happened . I just suck at poker.

[sah_24]

I just saw you play in the freeroll, you haven't made money at poker ever buddy luls

[mulva]

yo..sah hey..how did u make out in the satty. i didn't see the result?

[sah_24]

Plz post moar rigs Mulva ... old people and the internets don't mix

[Gookieheimowitz]

I just saw you play in the freeroll, you haven't made money at poker ever buddy luls

Correct again. Your the most observant human alive . Saw me play FREEROLL for fun on a closed poker forum site. My goodness are you a psychic ?

LULZZZZZSSSSS

[sah_24]

I just saw you play in the freeroll, you haven't made money at poker ever buddy luls

Correct again. Your the most observant human alive . Saw me play FREEROLL for fun on a closed poker forum site. My goodness are you a psychic ?

LULZZZZZSSSSS

Sure buddy ... plz go hangout with Mulva in the rigtard thread some more. You won so much that you can't win on the softest site in years ... <3 fucking gold

[mulva]

i've started backing out of many tourney's that i use to play.

now, the only one i can recommend and really only look to play anymore is the $3.oo 1R1A tourney for $500..

i use to do well in the $10.oo 1R1A for $1500 . (this tourney use to get 85 people in nov/dec) but they have since replaced it for $2k and they get over 200 peeps in this now...no thanx,...do not want anymore.

this $3 tourney is by far the softest and best tourney global offers. and it's not unlimited rebuys so there's only limited shenay nay's.


obv there are a lot weak players everywhere, but this tourney gets more of them than they do good players. because of this this tourney plays differently most people aren't waiting for hands and you get paid off and can stack easily when you do get them.


AQ/AJ are the nutz in the first couple of levels and it's an automatic autoshove when you get them. 2.5/3xbb raise is nonsense early on and will fuck you hard if you do it.


the avg field is around 125/250 players.

[Baron Von Strucker]

are we going to get to see a good hand at some point?

mulva's name is becoming synonymous with bad beat

[mulva]

are we going to get to see a good hand at some point?

mulva's name is becoming synonymous with bad beat

i will tell you the last tourney i won was almost 2 months and 100 games ago i should have finished 2nd. does that count as me sucking out. moving up 1 pay spot.

i have no glory snapshots.

as for goot hands. the only time i don't get it in good is usually by design.

i'm working hard to get though this. but the light at the end of the tunnel seems to always be beyond my grasp.

the more and more i play this place has a big slot machine feel to it.

my latest bad run doesn't really reflect in my graph, but it's been more painful than the other ones i've had here..when you play thise chit 3 dolla buy ins it's hard to lose a bloatload of $$$ even if you put in the full $9 bucks

sharkscope isn't accurate. it seems to have you losing more than you did and it doesn't always capture every tourney. and there are several months missing from when i started and when they started tracking. i literally have 2.5k profit and this shows 1/4 of that..lol

the one big spike is when i finished 3-510 ($510.oo) in the daily $4k $5.oo rebuy..which is now $5k and gets 800 players...lol..i don;t even play in it anymore.

look at all those pointy pencil min cashes.

[Brianpoland]

Focus on max value when u have what u think is the best hand and u will make so much from people who can't fold - bad beats wont even matter anymore good players will get tricky and beat u sometimes but I don't get involved w nits I'm hunting Facebook meat heads w huge egos that over estimate their opponents bluffing frequency

[Brianpoland]

I'm not sure if that post I just made sounds like I'm rambling but what I'm trying to say is yes the site is like a slot machine and you have to use that to your advantage because when you're hitting that slot machine and it's hot punish everyone maximum value because they cannot fold and when you're not running good don't play there I noticed that if I'm running good I'll run good for several days and then I will be drawing dead for several days I just usually buying one or two times and when I go broke from some stupid s*** I know right away alright I'm going to take a break for a day or two and when I come back on and I'm getting f******I'm not sure if that post I just made sounds like I'm rambling but what time trying to say is yes to sign is like a slot machine and you have to use that to your Vonage because when you or hitting that slot machine and it's hot punish everyone maximum value because they cannot hold and when you're not running good don't play there I noticed that if I'm running good all run good for several days and then I will be drawing dad for several days I I just usually Buy in 1 or two times and when I go broke from some stupid s*** I know right away all right I'm going to take a break for a day or two and when I come back on and I'm getting f****** tops that of aces I make them pay but I have to nuts and you should do because that's the only way to make money on that site take advantage of this slot machine

[Gookieheimowitz]

Correct again. Your the most observant human alive . Saw me play FREEROLL for fun on a closed poker forum site. My goodness are you a psychic ?

LULZZZZZSSSSS

Sure buddy ... plz go hangout with Mulva in the rigtard thread some more. You won so much that you can't win on the softest site in years ... <3 fucking gold

Softest site in years LMAO!



Good Job Pooping

[sah_24]

Sure buddy ... plz go hangout with Mulva in the rigtard thread some more. You won so much that you can't win on the softest site in years ... <3 fucking gold

Softest site in years LMAO!



Good Job Pooping

and further proof you are a huge fish luls ... epic gold

[HoodedN]