this is global poker in a nutshell

[jsearles22]

i've had 1 min cash in my last 20 some odd mtt's my graph is starting to go down like the K2 on this bad run

i still can't belive for the life of me the way they sabotoge pp like they do at global. instant aggravation

there's nothing i can do except to quit or keep taking it in the ass..whats really alarming is that i don;t play that many games per day there.

Money goes in on the flip, you are actually behind


:tightlife

[mulva]

i've had 1 min cash in my last 20 some odd mtt's my graph is starting to go down like the K2 on this bad run

i still can't belive for the life of me the way they sabotoge pp like they do at global. instant aggravation

there's nothing i can do except to quit or keep taking it in the ass..whats really alarming is that i don;t play that many games per day there.

Money goes in on the flip, you are actually behind


:tightlife

thanks for the time for this pearl of wisdom. you must be a math expert.

[Sol]

Money goes in on the flip, you are actually behind


:tightlife

thanks for the time for this pearl of wisdom. you must be a math expert.

The calculations show that the probability of winning here with JT of clubs is 52.63% against AA with a club. You need to learn about the Duggan's Edge, because it's actually a rather novel concept that 99.9% of players do not fully materialize.

[mulva]

thanks for the time for this pearl of wisdom. you must be a math expert.

The calculations show that the probability of winning here with JT of clubs is 52.63% against AA with a club. You need to learn about the Duggan's Edge, because it's actually a rather novel concept that 99.9% of players do not fully materialize.

dude,....cmon...really,..both u and searly.........u think i really posted this hand as a super bad ass beat i took. no,...i posted it to show how you can continue to run bad and how the bias against pp exists at global poker

[mulva]

just when you think you're gonna get a nice payday at the final table they tighten the screws once again.

another miracle runner runner....from the holyland of shit run outs

[mulva]

yes....let's play 2 like willie mays says.




.............awesome

[mulva]

Hockey Guy: That last gif is awesome rep.

dude never saw it coming. unlike global poker where you see all your knightmares come true and you can't to a damn thing to escape thor's hammer

[mulva]

nobody can save the hamburger lady. she's lying there burnt from the waste up.

anatomy on going busto in 2 hands early

bumped it to 140 preflop..still got call..shove frop..obv roll over J7

yupp...still a bias vs all pp here. no doubt about it.



obv 3 bet all in preflop.....

[mulva]

every fucking game......and it's gone...close to the bubble.......... and shout out to the ball sniffing haters it was all in on the frop.


i don;t even play that much. i have enough of these to make an lol video now.

you're telling me this place doesn't have a bias vs pp?. no way in hell theres isn't some custom script enacted at certain times on the turn/river.

[mulva]

i didn;t play this Q4s hand but look what they would have done if i did

frikken bait shop

[mulva]

i can't frikken win. it's pretty hard to believe this can happen game after game after game. there's no way this shit is on the level.

[mulva]

one game today. about to got to the final table...nah....they need to stick it in me more.

place has a brutal sys patterm when it comes to pocket pairs. .... impossible to make money min chashing when they do this consistently

these post flop run outs are sinister here. anything but variance.

[Daly]

I don't want to be that guy but if you are convinced its not on the level then why play?

I quit Full Tilt back in the day because I ran into more sets with an overpair AIPF than i thought was possible.

[mulva]

I don't want to be that guy but if you are convinced its not on the level then why play?

I quit Full Tilt back in the day because I ran into more sets with an overpair AIPF than i thought was possible.

i play becuse i usually recover from this and the graph keeps going up. but i'm really questioning things. the time/entertain value / profit is waning. and when i hear "variance" i lol

and becuse of this..lol..when i say i complain becuse i don;t win enough..i mean it

this profit is mainly from grinding <$10 mtt's

[mulva]

i think if you opened up every table or half of them and collected a screenshot of every suckout in in one tourney, either a 5 dollar rebuy or a 3 dollar 1 and 1 you would be astounded at what you see.

what i post is from a small amount of games that i play. i don;t rarely post the small pp that never win vs 2 overs or the typical QQ vs AK or those type...these aren't exceptions they're the norm. it's pretty evident to me what i see.

i still can't explain why they treat pp like they do. nor do i see what they do as variance. this isn't some open box 52 card software package. this is fully customizable that is only limited by your knowlege of code.

the turn and river are fucking sinister here. if they don;t run down the hand ahead they throw up cards to make it look like they did.

i' also noticing more subtle changes at global. they seem to be eliminating blind levels as well...more people, faster games, questionable software = harder to win..place is turning to shit

as i was writing this my last game was down to 2 tables. and 16 people. here was my exit. obv he call all in after he limp in, i may just have to walk away from this place. they will not let me bink one and it's sketchy as hell.

[mulva]

look what they just did to me 4 handed on final table.

i really thought i was going to win this tourney.....nope...

when you get a pp at global poker they pull out the stops and play every trick in the book vs them......rotten to core computing

yeah,...variance...that's wut it is. my bad.

[Sol]

look what they just did to me 4 handed on final table.

i really thought i was going to win this tourney.....nope...

when you get a pp at global poker they pull out the stops and play every trick in the book vs them......rotten to core computing

yeah,...variance...that's wut it is. my bad.

Just don't play pocket pairs then, you must have done really well sucking out and flipping with other hands so stick to those. As for me I will be playing all of my pocket pairs 4 handed, even despite your warnings that it's rigged.

[Gookieheimowitz]

Mulva : This is for you : My last hand ever played at Global Poker recreated . After playing almost exactly 1000 tourneys on Global and ending up $17.00 in the negative I decided I just couldn't play there anymore after this beat. Most of the beats you list are standard for Global . Even after I had A-A all In against K-K and Q-J suited and a flop of A-K-10 Hearts . LOL> You got it Q-J of hearts flops the royal .

Anyways here was the final straw


On a flop of K-9-4

I am holding 4-9

I lead out for and get raised . I decide to ship it middle stage of multi table tourney and Opponent calls off whole stack with 4-5

Turn 5

River 5

I immediately self ban myself for life from Global Poker

Done

[mulva]

Mulva : This is for you : My last hand ever played at Global Poker recreated . After playing almost exactly 1000 tourneys on Global and ending up $17.00 in the negative I decided I just couldn't play there anymore after this beat. Most of the beats you list are standard for Global . Even after I had A-A all In against K-K and Q-J suited and a flop of A-K-10 Hearts . LOL> You got it Q-J of hearts flops the royal .

Anyways here was the final straw


On a flop of K-9-4

I am holding 4-9

I lead out for and get raised . I decide to ship it middle stage of multi table tourney and Opponent calls off whole stack with 4-5

Turn 5

River 5

I immediately self ban myself for life from Global Poker

Done

tough place . chit never ends. don;t blame anyone that leaves.

1st tourney today...didn;t have to wait long for my dose of aggravation

looks at these...practically one after another



this guy below just decides to call 4.5bb preflop raise.




globalpoker

[mulva]

same tourney after i rebuy.

last three hands posted were from the same tourney and not even out of the 50/100 blind level



and the end happened so quickly i even get to edit the hand in here. it's not that this is that bad or i was way ahead, i was behind,....but it's just that i lost with it in addition the the 3 other ones to put me out of my misery. all in 1 tourney... mind you i was in the blinds here and led out on flop. but hatahs gunna hate regardless so you really dont even need to know that

maybe i play 5 more and only hope it happens in 4 of them...lol