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    Guys youre missing the big picture... Oprah 2020 then she taps in her DNC superstar VP in 2028 and then its back to business as usual.


    Do keep up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post


    The ex-head of the RNC, Michael Steele, just volunteered to help Oprah run her campaign.

    This guy was AIDS for the Republicans. Would be a big mistake.

     
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    If they're going to run a celeb they should really go with The Rock. I'd vote for The Rock. I'm pretty sure everybody would vote for The Rock. I bet even thesidedish would vote for The Rock. That would be a guaranteed win.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SetofKs View Post
    If they're going to run a celeb they should really go with The Rock. I'd vote for The Rock. I'm pretty sure everybody would vote for The Rock. I bet even thesidedish would vote for The Rock. That would be a guaranteed win.

    The thing is, Oprah's politics are fairly well defined, shes generally intelligent and consistently humane, and shes made more money than Trump by a wide margin, so her business acumen is fairly well established.

    Absolutely no one knows what The Rock thinks about anything except what an asshole Vin Diesel is.

     
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    Non-zero chance that oppo research gets her literally arrested by the SEC but beyond that, I have few concerns.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SetofKs View Post
    If they're going to run a celeb they should really go with The Rock. I'd vote for The Rock. I'm pretty sure everybody would vote for The Rock. I bet even thesidedish would vote for The Rock. That would be a guaranteed win.
    Considering Obama stole his entire oratory style from the People's Champ, you are probably right.

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    She was amazing in the Colored People.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by SetofKs View Post
    If they're going to run a celeb they should really go with The Rock. I'd vote for The Rock. I'm pretty sure everybody would vote for The Rock. I bet even thesidedish would vote for The Rock. That would be a guaranteed win.

    The thing is, Oprah's politics are fairly well defined, shes generally intelligent and consistently humane, and shes made more money than Trump by a wide margin, so her business acumen is fairly well established.

    Absolutely no one knows what The Rock thinks about anything except what an asshole Vin Diesel is.
    Hating Vin Diesel is a hell of a good platform that everyone could get behind. What's the history of their feud?

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    Quote Originally Posted by peter mcneil View Post
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    The thing is, Oprah's politics are fairly well defined, shes generally intelligent and consistently humane, and shes made more money than Trump by a wide margin, so her business acumen is fairly well established.

    Absolutely no one knows what The Rock thinks about anything except what an asshole Vin Diesel is.
    Hating Vin Diesel is a hell of a good platform that everyone could get behind. What's the history of their feud?

    some alpha on alpha emotional violence on the set of fast and furious. you can imagine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
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    Hating Vin Diesel is a hell of a good platform that everyone could get behind. What's the history of their feud?

    some alpha on alpha emotional violence on the set of fast and furious. you can imagine.
    don't forget they had a movie to promote.

    A WWE-like feud is an easy way to keep the movie in the headlines.

    That being said I would pay to watch them fight in the Fast & Furious 10 - UFC edition

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
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    some alpha on alpha emotional violence on the set of fast and furious. you can imagine.
    don't forget they had a movie to promote.

    A WWE-like feud is an easy way to keep the movie in the headlines.

    That being said I would pay to watch them fight in the Fast & Furious 10 - UFC edition
    Rock would have his hands full with Diesel. Apparently he's a very legitimate BJJ purple belt. Nothing worse than Alpha male vs Alpha male feuds, especially when you mix in some teenage cryptic social media nonsense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
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    123 Oprah Winfrey wins Presidential Election* +4500 vs Field wins Presidential Election
    Risking $100.00 To Win $4,500.00


    OH ITS LIKE THAT

    125 Oprah Winfrey wins Presidential Election +1000


    you snooz u lose nerds

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    103 Oprah Winfrey wins Presidential Election +500
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    I'm rooting for Oprah to be the Pedocrats candidate for President, it's just feels soon good man
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    1999 when Trump was on The Larry King Show – he toyed with the idea of running for president. When Larry asked him who he’d like for Vice President, Trump replied “Oprah – I love Oprah – she’d be my first choice.”
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    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by peter mcneil View Post
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    don't forget they had a movie to promote.

    A WWE-like feud is an easy way to keep the movie in the headlines.

    That being said I would pay to watch them fight in the Fast & Furious 10 - UFC edition
    Rock would have his hands full with Diesel. Apparently he's a very legitimate BJJ purple belt. Nothing worse than Alpha male vs Alpha male feuds, especially when you mix in some teenage cryptic social media nonsense.

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    You realize The Rock is significantly taller, heavier, in better shape, younger, and is a legitimate athlete.

    I am skeptical Vin's BJJ experience would be able to make up for all these factors.

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    How about "NO"prah? You do realize how many skeletons she is carrying, correct?

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    Oprah will be dead from Type 2 diabetes before she gets a chance to run.

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    Quote Originally Posted by verminaard View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by peter mcneil View Post

    Rock would have his hands full with Diesel. Apparently he's a very legitimate BJJ purple belt. Nothing worse than Alpha male vs Alpha male feuds, especially when you mix in some teenage cryptic social media nonsense.

    I
    You realize The Rock is significantly taller, heavier, in better shape, younger, and is a legitimate athlete.

    I am skeptical Vin's BJJ experience would be able to make up for all these factors.

    the thing is, with guys that size, if vin diesel has his trips anywhere near fleek hes going to put the rock on his back and its a wrap from there. and i expect the rock has had exactly no real striking training so its not like its going to be a race to see who lands first. not to mention he would probably just start wailing on vin diesel's forhead and break half the bones in his hand long before vin diesel is inconvenienced.

    that said, the rock is the bigger man here and hes not going to gas so he might find a chin or liver.


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    Quote Originally Posted by WPT3 View Post
    How about "NO"prah? You do realize how many skeletons she is carrying, correct?

    you know what oprah? no one wants to hear your excuses, least of all on a 4th tier poker forum (we were third tier but i think skatz is going to get karen posting again).

    suit up and get to work, your country needs you.
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