PokerGo Thread

[sonatine]

PERKINS JUST SAID TO KLEIN, AFTER 2 OUTTING HIM ON THE TURN FOR HIS ENTIRE STACK


"CONSIDER IT A DONATION TO THE AFRICAN AMERICAN COMMUNITY."

[sonatine]

ok but bob making quads on the river on the 2nd run to beat jrb out half a quarter mil pot? thats mighty fine tv.

[BeerAndPoker]

[sonatine]

yeah we are in for pure trash until early feb, at which point they cover the last couple of days of the US Open 25k buy-in mixed game tourn.

[simpdog]

yeah we are in for pure trash until early feb, at which point they cover the last couple of days of the US Open 25k buy-in mixed game tourn.

To be honest, it may be worth the price of admission to see Hellmuth blow up a few times.

But is Negreanu needling him enough to make it happen?

[sonatine]

the thing is, with esfandiari at the table, the odds of phil even lasting long enough to blow up are pretty minimal, as this is a sng i believe.

[BeerAndPoker]

It will be great guys we will have Danny Negreanu at the table to talk about hair transplants and his disgust with anyone who didn't vote for Hillary.

Hellmuth blow ups will always be classic tho. Too bad we don't have viffer in this game to needle him like the old school days.

Just for old times this is one of my favorites.

[Sanlmar]

Watching Phil Hellmuth lose has stood the test of time.

[SrslySirius]

Did I mention yet that all three of those guys are undisclosed owners of PokerGo? Because they're all undisclosed owners of PokerGo.

[sonatine]

Phil Hellmuth headlines a festive $100/$200 no-limit hold'em cash game in which he goes up against Dan Shak, Randall Emmett, David 'Doc' Sands, Avi Freedman, Rick Thompson and Mike Matusow.


who


the fuck




cares.


id make a joke about matusow sitting with his case 10k but lets be honest, hes obviously staked here.

[SrslySirius]

I often joke about certain phrases in YouTube titles being code for [don't watch]. But

David 'Doc' Sands

directly translates.

[sonatine]

I often joke about certain phrases in YouTube titles being code for [don't watch]. But

David 'Doc' Sands

directly translates.

how fucking big a fail is it when they have to rope in some herb to play a cash game where the stacks are less than his average tourn buyins...

[SrslySirius]

The larger issue with Sands is that he is notorious for tanking. Like, the absolute worst.

[sonatine]

matusow bailed, he probably couldnt get staked, and before even the first hand was dealt, helmuth demanded no antes and its 'his game so his rules'.

[sonatine]

apparently phil won the sng last night and now hes insanely chipper and upbeat and its literally unbelievably awful.

[sonatine]

the hot table topic is how the diabetic jew cant eat carbs and what his passover diet is.

[sonatine]

IamGreek: Wrong. Maria won


yeah dipshit mcgooftard nejad corrected himself later on.

[simpdog]

so glad I have canceled my membership.

See you in ~july.

[Sanlmar]

Sonatine, I guarantee your reviews are better than the movie. They are funny to read.

Every time I stop by this thread I leave with several questions.

Are you comfortable with stealing PokerGo content? It also poses a moral question - is it considered stealing if the object is worthless?

It’s also possible you have been paying PokerGo all this time. Paying for something to hate watch. This is fresh.

If so, your willingness to do this reminds me of the G. Gordon Liddy story

Deep Throat says to Bob Woodward:

I was at a party once, and, uh, Liddy put his hand over a candle, and he kept it there. He kept it right in the flame until his flesh was burned. Somebody said, “What’s the trick?” And Liddy said, “The trick is not minding.”

Do you mind, kid? Cause you’re making me squeamish and I gotta know the truth.

[sonatine]

Sonatine, I guarantee your reviews are better than the movie. They are funny to read.

Every time I stop by this thread I leave with several questions.

Are you comfortable with stealing PokerGo content? It also poses a moral question - is it considered stealing if the object is worthless?

It’s also possible you have been paying PokerGo all this time. Paying for something to hate watch. This is fresh.

If so, your willingness to do this reminds me of the G. Gordon Liddy story

Deep Throat says to Bob Woodward:

I was at a party once, and, uh, Liddy put his hand over a candle, and he kept it there. He kept it right in the flame until his flesh was burned. Somebody said, “What’s the trick?” And Liddy said, “The trick is not minding.”

Do you mind, kid? Cause you’re making me squeamish and I gotta know the truth.

I read Liddy's autobiography when I was like 14.


That should fill in some interesting blanks.



(its fucking great.)



He also wrote some great articles for Omni if memory serves? I wonder if they are on the webs...