PokerGo Thread

[sonatine]

"Can they get Farha instead of Farah on there?"


fucking honestly.


and klein is literally only there because he has the money and so people can bluff him off tptk.


yes, its better than the last 2 shitshows, but seriously is the booker allergic to personalities or what?


also obv berkey is going to be one of the wildcard seats and im guessing cates will be the other.

berkey and perkins.. and the table is literally talking about bitcoins.

[GambleBotsChafedPenis]

"Can they get Farha instead of Farah on there?"


fucking honestly.


and klein is literally only there because he has the money and so people can bluff him off tptk.


yes, its better than the last 2 shitshows, but seriously is the booker allergic to personalities or what?


also obv berkey is going to be one of the wildcard seats and im guessing cates will be the other.

berkey and perkins.. and the table is literally talking about bitcoins.

these games need more aussie matt...dude gives zero fucks...

[sonatine]

perkins kiiiinda scratches that itch but honestly youre right.


also galfond's plastic surgery lips have her looking like the fucking joker up in this piece.

[sonatine]

did galfond inherit big or something?

because you dont make 50k rivercall on that board on a soap opera budget.

[sonatine]

is perkins made partially of cocaine?

[BeerAndPoker]

i could live without the charisma if the games werent so fucking boring.

but wow are they ever that.

Rumor is she has been doing very decent in the big game at the Aria over the past year.

Her lip movements are annoying and she has those long thin pointy fingers.

[sonatine]

Farah: [ vague joke ]

Entire table: OMGLMFAO ROFL #DEAD

[sonatine]

i find it genuinely shocking that given the sheer volume of bitcoin discussion at this table, and every other high stakes game, no one has mentioned micon _once_.


there was no greater evangelist for bitcoin in poker than micon for years and years, and that is a fucking fact.

[BeerAndPoker]

Perkins is all about that IOTA.

Even the Icon is looking at new options because these btc transaction prices are ridiculous

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[sonatine]

wang just exposed farah as a rank amateur and saved $20k in the process.

[BeerAndPoker]

wang just exposed farah as a rank amateur and saved $20k in the process.

That he did and she is taking it well but it was definitely an angle shot.

[sonatine]

wang just bought in for an additional 400k and farah looked like she had no idea that many chips existed.

[sonatine]

also fun fact farah is drunk as shit.

[lol wow]

lol at you acting like you wouldn't annihilate yourself daily with alcohol if you had to chug galfonds meaty hog

[sonatine]

DRAMAAAAAAAAAAA



wang is mysteriously absent and taking his chair is j bellend. if there was any doubt he was tapped in because people refused to play with angle-wang, he's literally wearing socks and by all appearances just rolled out of bed.

[sonatine]

also farah is making literal fuck me eyes at jrb and its beyond awkward.

[BeerAndPoker]

I skipped through most of Day 2 but from what I say Farah played way better then day 1, however, she card racked so hard that it would be hard for anyone to fail.

LOL at JRB sometime in the last hour saying if he is stuck he tilts and plays a bunch of hands so you should probably call him down. He got Berkey and Bright both to fold two pair with a big bet on a dangerous board n the turn.

Bill Perkins wasn't as wild as I would have hoped.

JRB does help the game as far as conversation goes because lets be real Wang might spice up the game with his plays but he brings nothing to the conversation.

They need more new characters and some action players imo. Sometimes in a 5 to 6 program of live poker we just don't see many big hands so conversation matters. I do still think they shot there load in the first week of the PAD reboot with Dwan on there.

[sonatine]

I skipped through most of Day 2 but from what I say Farah played way better then day 1, however, she card racked so hard that it would be hard for anyone to fail.

LOL at JRB sometime in the last hour saying if he is stuck he tilts and plays a bunch of hands so you should probably call him down. He got Berkey and Bright both to fold two pair with a big bet on a dangerous board n the turn.

Bill Perkins wasn't as wild as I would have hoped.

JRB does help the game as far as conversation goes because lets be real Wang might spice up the game with his plays but he brings nothing to the conversation.

They need more new characters and some action players imo. Sometimes in a 5 to 6 program of live poker we just don't see many big hands so conversation matters. I do still think they shot there load in the first week of the PAD reboot with Dwan on there.

there are so many legendary names in poker with so much table character and so many stories to tell, surely they can afford to stake some of them to get in the game.

also ive never seen them tip a dealer. i feel a bit vindicated.

[sonatine]

JRB JUST WENT IN ON TRUMP AND FARAH SUDDENLY LOOKS LIKE SHE WANTS TO CRAWL INTO A GARBAGE COMPACTOR

[sonatine]

id say, 5 years until farah morphs into joan rivers.