****OFFICIAL BUY A PIECE OF OSA IN THE BORGATA POKER OPEN****

[sonatine]

Me being nice to you tomorrow does not make me bipolar, Fats. It just means that I don't give enough of a fuck about your opinion of me to care longer than 10 minutes. (maybe other things make me bipolar but I've never even thought about it honestly)

youve thought about it every time i called you bipolar for a decade.

youre a total and obvious emotional mess and the negative attention you farm here from shitposting is as close to intimacy as you get for less than the cost of a happy ending.

so you go ahead and post more about how shocked and appalled you are over this and that but we both know this forum is the only relationship in your life and in those horrid, lonely hours you spend staring at the ceiling, even you admit to yourself why.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Me being nice to you tomorrow does not make me bipolar, Fats. It just means that I don't give enough of a fuck about your opinion of me to care longer than 10 minutes. (maybe other things make me bipolar but I've never even thought about it honestly)

youve thought about it every time i called you bipolar for a decade.

youre a total and obvious emotional mess and the negative attention you farm here from shitposting is as close to intimacy as you get for less than the cost of a happy ending.

so you go ahead and post more about how shocked and appalled you are over this and that but we both know this forum is the only relationship in your life and in those horrid, lonely hours you spend staring at the ceiling, even you admit to yourself why.

1. You've never called me bipolar. I've seen you say that to loads of other people but never me. I was always schizo. If that is the same thing as bipolar fine. But you've never used bipolar for me.

2. I hate negative attention. I like positive attention. You are the dark cloud infecting every thread you post in. When you act nice towards people it's even more awkward. Literally everyone can tell that is fake.

3. I'm almost never shocked or appalled... once again your thing.

4. You love to hope and wish suicide on people, but I've wondered for years how it can be that you aren't suicidal. I don't hound you about it because psychopathy is a mental illness just like the rest, and you probably can't help being the way you are. Hell, maybe you can't even tell.

[sonatine]

youve thought about it every time i called you bipolar for a decade.

youre a total and obvious emotional mess and the negative attention you farm here from shitposting is as close to intimacy as you get for less than the cost of a happy ending.

so you go ahead and post more about how shocked and appalled you are over this and that but we both know this forum is the only relationship in your life and in those horrid, lonely hours you spend staring at the ceiling, even you admit to yourself why.

1. You've never called me bipolar. I've seen you say that to loads of other people but never me. I was always schizo. If that is the same thing as bipolar fine. But you've never used bipolar for me.

2. I hate negative attention. I like positive attention. You are the dark cloud infecting every thread you post in. When you act nice towards people it's even more awkward. Literally everyone can tell that is fake.

3. I'm almost never shocked or appalled... once again your thing.

4. You love to hope and wish suicide on people, but I've wondered for years how it can be that you aren't suicidal. I don't hound you about it because psychopathy is a mental illness just like the rest, and you probably can't help being the way you are. Hell, maybe you can't even tell.

simmer down mentally ill nerd.

[OSA]

Ugh, so many regs at my table. Everyone is talking about how deep they ran last week/month/tourney etc

[SetofKs]

Ugh, so many regs at my table. Everyone is talking about how deep they ran last week/month/tourney etc

Phew. So happy I didn't invest in you. Was debating between investing in you, or Shaun Deeb, I think you are a slightly better player, but after hearing how tough your table is, I'm glad I invested in Deeb.

[SysOp]

Ugh, so many regs at my table. Everyone is talking about how deep they ran last week/month/tourney etc

no way, regs in a poker tournament, outrageous

[SetofKs]

Could anybody book me for reverse markup on 1step? 0.8 sounds right, but I trust almost nobody here

[sonatine]

in before OSA offers to cover makeup with term papers.

[big dick]

Ugh, so many regs at my table. Everyone is talking about how deep they ran last week/month/tourney etc

Im sure they are happy at least one fish is at that table

[OSA]

2nd break. At around 40k.

[simpdog]

Can't wait for OSA to take this down then a story about him taking down a cock sandwich to celebrate in your faces

[OSA]

Blinds are 300/600 with 75 ante. 2 limpers, I make it 2k with AK off. 2 callers. Flop J 10 4 rainbow. I bet pot like 8k and guy goes all in for 750 more. I call and he flips J8 and turn is a Q river is a blank.

Im up to a little under 50k

[The_Lurker]

Can't wait for OSA to take this down then a story about him taking down a cock sandwich to celebrate in your faces

Or, he throat fucks seat six at break, and then takes it down.

[WillieMcFML]

Blinds are 300/600 with 75 ante. 2 limpers, I make it 2k with AK off. 2 callers. Flop J 10 4 rainbow. I bet pot like 8k and guy goes all in for 750 more. I call and he flips J8 and turn is a Q river is a blank.

Im up to a little under 50k

you literally might be the worst player on this site, and that's saying something

lol "table full of regs"

[OSA]

Blinds are 300/600 with 75 ante. 2 limpers, I make it 2k with AK off. 2 callers. Flop J 10 4 rainbow. I bet pot like 8k and guy goes all in for 750 more. I call and he flips J8 and turn is a Q river is a blank.

Im up to a little under 50k

you literally might be the worst player on this site, and that's saying something

lol "table full of regs"

Obv, Im not talking about the jerkoff who calls with J8off

[OSA]

Can't wait for OSA to take this down then a story about him taking down a cock sandwich to celebrate in your faces

Or, he throat fucks seat six at break, and then takes it down.

Seat 6 is an Asian man in his 40s or something not likely.

[OSA]

Ok so my new strategy is to verbally flirt and make obscene gestures to guys who feel the need to stare at me during a hand.

[OSA]

Down to 35200. Have been running card dead these past 4 levels or so. Blinds are 800/1600, so I have some time before I need to face fuck someones mouth

[sonatine]

weird so sexually harassing your table of reg opponents isnt working out?

[gauchojake]

Can you bipolar weirdos please contain yourselves?