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Thread: Mosquito bites turning dark & looking ugly -- am I going to die of Mosquito Super AIDS??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kilgore Trout View Post
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    it's napoleons complex.


    but sure.
    That. Oops. I should be more sensitive to your disease.

    Napoleon's Syndrome, I'd imagine, is better described as the headaches, eye rolling and moodiness brought on by reading your incessant PFA posts - which each of us suffer, daily.


    lol a complex is a psychological thing. it's no more a disease than any other mental health disorder including thinking/believing you are another gender.
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    i think you should just be less sensitive in general.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kilgore Trout View Post
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    it's napoleons complex.


    but sure.
    That. Oops. I should be more sensitive to your disease.

    Napoleon's Syndrome, I'd imagine, is better described as the headaches, eye rolling and moodiness brought on by reading your incessant PFA posts - which each of us suffer, daily.
    Were you a long time lurker, Trout?

    I can't help but feel you haven't been here long enough to complain. You can have empathy for the members here. Some members have been on these forums for over a decade. You have only experienced a small sample size of Larrys work. Your complaint belittles what most of the rest of the members have endured.

    Ironically, Larry was the recipient of my reproach for messing with PFA's made guy Lew. This will sound familiar to him and he will now be nodding his head in understanding.

    But I digress...

    There is a small contingent of heterosexuals here and we would be curious to know if you work on your own bike.

    Solo motorcycle treks, can quote Vonnegut, Boston as a destination, quirky metabolism and a keen eye for the black cock tattoo. If you tell me you think Bitcoins are donkdown you're gonna replace Sonatine in my fantasies.

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    simmer the fuck down sally

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    you get within 5 miles of brewster academy and you lose it bro

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kilgore Trout View Post
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    was it super aids or lyme disease.


    i really want to know.




    I thought we determined collectively that it is Napoleon's Syndrome, right?


    Oh whoopsie, my mistake. Sorry, no Todd hasn't specified other than a possible recent onset allergy to mosquito bites (a few pages back.)

    I don't think I could be diagnosed with Napoleonic Syndrome unless I was standing with a group of NBA centers and power forwards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post


    I don't think I could be diagnosed with Napoleonic Syndrome unless I was standing with a group of NBA centers and power forwards.
    You haven't seen an average group of 8th graders lately. You're in for an awakening.

    6'1" is the new 5'9"

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post

    Interesting story.

    Caffeine does not act as a "downer" to me, but it does not prevent me from falling asleep. I can consume a lot of caffeine and it will have zero effect on my ability to go to sleep. About 5 years ago, I decided to ask my parents if they were the same way, and indeed, both parents can also sleep immediately after consuming caffeine. I asked my brother and sister, and it's the same situation with them.

    Do either of your parents have any of the above conditions you described?
    The scientific community would like to know if your parents and siblings have autistic traits?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
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    I don't think I could be diagnosed with Napoleonic Syndrome unless I was standing with a group of NBA centers and power forwards.
    You haven't seen an average group of 8th graders lately. You're in for an awakening.

    6'1" is the new 5'9"
    Current average height for American 19-year-old males is 5'10". (I selected 19 because almost everyone is done growing height-wise by their 19th birthday.)

    That's taller than my generation, but I'm still taller than the vast majority of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post

    You haven't seen an average group of 8th graders lately. You're in for an awakening.

    6'1" is the new 5'9"
    Current average height for American 19-year-old males is 5'10". (I selected 19 because almost everyone is done growing height-wise by their 19th birthday.)

    That's taller than my generation, but I'm still taller than the vast majority of them.

    legit this guy is the tallest Jew i ever have met.

    maybe Treetop Strauss was bigger
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post

    You haven't seen an average group of 8th graders lately. You're in for an awakening.

    6'1" is the new 5'9"
    Current average height for American 19-year-old males is 5'10". (I selected 19 because almost everyone is done growing height-wise by their 19th birthday.)

    That's taller than my generation, but I'm still taller than the vast majority of them.
    I'm not sure what the distribution of that curve is or when the number came out - but kids are enormous now.

    The number of 6' plus 15yr olds I see astounds me every day. I used to walk up to a 6' plus kid and joking ask if he had an agent yet. It would confuse the kid and get a few laughs.

    I quit that schtick a few years ago. Kids are all ridiculously tall now.

    I like the mosquito thread though. GG

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post

    Current average height for American 19-year-old males is 5'10". (I selected 19 because almost everyone is done growing height-wise by their 19th birthday.)

    That's taller than my generation, but I'm still taller than the vast majority of them.
    I'm not sure what the distribution of that curve is or when the number came out - but kids are enormous now.

    The number of 6' plus 15yr olds I see astounds me every day. I used to walk up to a 6' plus kid and joking ask if he had an agent yet. It would confuse the kid and get a few laughs.

    I quit that schtick a few years ago. Kids are all ridiculously tall now.

    I like the mosquito thread though. GG
    Some kids finish growing earlier than others. It's possible that the 6' 15-year-old will end up no taller than he is now.

    I had a friend growing up who was 9 months older than me, and when he was 14 and I was 13, he was 2 inches taller than me. I'm now 6 inches taller than him. I never had a growth spurt. I just kept growing until 18 1/2.

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    A lot of interesting stuff in this thread, but there's like 4 non-sequitur conversations going on at once.

    I think I might split it up.

    Stand by.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    A lot of interesting stuff in this thread, but there's like 4 non-sequitur conversations going on at once.

    I think I might split it up.

    Stand by.

    Yeah you selfish fucks, we are supposed to be talking about Todd's super aids.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Lurker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    A lot of interesting stuff in this thread, but there's like 4 non-sequitur conversations going on at once.

    I think I might split it up.

    Stand by.

    Yeah you selfish fucks, we are supposed to be talking about Todd's super aids.

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    2 new threads:

    DrPeters' stroke and subsequent health/blood pressure/alcohol discussion: https://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sh...blood-pressure

    Sanlmar's Jeep: https://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sh...sues-with-Jeep

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    2 new threads:

    DrPeters' stroke and subsequent health/blood pressure/alcohol discussion: https://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sh...blood-pressure

    Sanlmar's Jeep: https://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sh...sues-with-Jeep

    Oh thank god, I was hoping you were going to take care of that

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Lurker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    2 new threads:

    DrPeters' stroke and subsequent health/blood pressure/alcohol discussion: https://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sh...blood-pressure

    Sanlmar's Jeep: https://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sh...sues-with-Jeep

    Oh thank god, I was hoping you were going to take care of that
    I fear he will die alone now.

    Thread closed

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    Druff has to ruin anything good around here.

    This thread has wheels. Was going good places.

    But it wasn't about him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    Druff has to ruin anything good around here.

    This thread has wheels. Was going good places.

    But it wasn't about him.
    to be fair he moved all off topic posts so only those trolling him for having a world class immune system are left in one thread

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