she gone?
perhaps,
she left a note.
perhaps
she's a sentient AI who we've collectively been feeding information
is she Johnny 6?
no disassemble?
jesus marimba, she's playing consasta down in south florida.
whoever said that's an old folks game is right.
or maybe it was mah jong
that my grandmother used to play.
i guess.
so it goes.
"Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."
George Steinbrenner
Maybe she got sick of your creepy pm's and not so subtle public hints of what a good catch she'd make.
You scared away the only regular posting split arse we had, Larry.
Well done.
Hi lar. Post less. A good deal less. For everyone's good.
Its been less than 2 days since her last post.
you should get loaded and write another suicide threat, that'll teach her.
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
"America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs
Originally Posted by sonatine
damn Sonatine
you got me so good there
I just dialed 911
told them i'm on fire
"Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."
George Steinbrenner
Ships Log day 49:
It's been less than 2 days since her last post.
Crowe Diddly has informed me that I should post less. a good deal less. For everyone's good.
I fear the crew is going to turn on me any day now. A mutiny is in the air it seems.
We're somewhere in the Pacific. By my calculations we're about halfway to the Polynesian islands.
I hope Kon-Tiki holds.
"Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."
George Steinbrenner
goood god, that was as clever as a mumbles post
Ships Log day 49:
It's been less than 2 days since her last post.
Crowe Diddly has informed me that I should post less. a good deal less. For everyone's good.
I fear the crew is going to turn on me any day now. A mutiny is in the air it seems.
We're somewhere in the Pacific. By my calculations we're about halfway to the Polynesian islands.
I hope Kon-Tiki holds.
Slava Ukraini!
its all in our heads
all these things we think
how big is your head?
how much do you think?
"Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."
George Steinbrenner
Big lare dropping that kon tiki right in y'all's gook faces
Also Larry you may now discount sonatine as a person because lol Gomorrah as a show
She literally followed him around the forum harassing him harder than even sonatine. What forum do you read? Just because it's most likely a ruse doesn't mean that's not how it went down. I was a witness...
but
Larry if you genuinely think life is more or less how they teach it in school or at least on the up and up for the most part then GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. I've rather been enjoying my monopoly on not knowing what the fuck is going on around these parts. But I guess if you are like me you really have no choice in the matter of if you log in or don't log in. I mean obviously you think you do, but you don't.
There is a very quick test you can do if you want to see if you should get the fuck out. It's only one question.
Test
1. What are some of the most fun things you've done in periods of time that have since been rewinded and eliminated from history?
Possible Answers
a. OMFG Sheboon, there is no way I can pick just one. Those periods of time are literally what get me up in the morning. My face lits hurts from all the laughing...
b. OMFG Sheboon, there is no way you can be serious. You really need to take your meds each and every morning. My brain lits hurts trying to make sense of your rambling...
If you answered something similar to (a) than congrats! Continue posting as normal.
If you answered something similar to (b) than I'm sorry. Discontinue posting.
how long did it take you to write/format that last post?
"Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."
George Steinbrenner
WHAT'S FPS AND BOOBS ON A DOOR KNOB HAVE IN COMMON? THEY'RE BOTH USELESS
PLEASE LOG OFF.
There is no way anyone other than God himself, trying his best to simulate non-omnipotence, would switch tits on a boar hog to boobs on a door knob.
LarryLaffer is God folks. Shit, maybe some of you poor mother fuckers answered (b) on my test. That would be a trip.
she'll be black at some point.
"Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."
George Steinbrenner
wow well done is right!
sorry LoTF.
if you want to meet strange women on the internet, there's always a dating app.
and if you're such a fucking weirdo, that your loins get risen at the very thought of a women posting on this forum, then you should go to the bar and meet an actual women.
Maybe I saved us from destruction of some sort. Or maybe i killed your messiah or something. who knows.
Our messiah already came.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haile_Selassie
"Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."
George Steinbrenner
ok i need to come clean here
Kilgore is actually a dupe account that i purchased from another forum member.
"Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."
George Steinbrenner
i'm sorry i led you all to believe an attractive girl was posting on this forum.
most of all, i'm sorry to Lord Of The Fraud.
really. I am.
if it makes anyone feel better
it was fun while it lasted. Answering all the PM's people sent me was really fun
"Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."
George Steinbrenner
if you guys need me
i'll be on the porch
sippin' these
and it's not a screw driver
"Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."
George Steinbrenner
she's baccccccckkkkkkkkkkkk
"Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."
George Steinbrenner
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