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    Quote Originally Posted by michael View Post
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    Like my buddy was bitching a few months back how much he hates satan, until I laid some truth-satan HAD to exist, otherwise one can not appreciate nor gauge good. good and bad, all that. He looked shocked, and suddenly realized I was right, and admitted as much.
    LOL WTF. Who in real life sits around bitching about Satan? Was your buddy active in the First Great Awakening of the 1740s?

    Anyways, good luck with your future plans, that one part just made me laugh a bit.
    LOL,
    I'm trying to envision this conversation. Next time I can slip this in, I will.
    Bartender "Hey how is it going, what will you have?"
    Me "A coors light, man I really hate Satan."

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    Quote Originally Posted by michael View Post
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    Like my buddy was bitching a few months back how much he hates satan, until I laid some truth-satan HAD to exist, otherwise one can not appreciate nor gauge good. good and bad, all that. He looked shocked, and suddenly realized I was right, and admitted as much.
    LOL WTF. Who in real life sits around bitching about Satan? Was your buddy active in the First Great Awakening of the 1740s?

    Anyways, good luck with your future plans, that one part just made me laugh a bit.
    he's a bit out there.

    dude gave me a car while I went to church and took it back when I stopped going.

    kind of strange, but then again, christians by and large are a weird bunch...
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine
    i was pretty butt-hurt when mike said he didnt want to fuck with my home game because i was trannie-bombing threads, but ive definitely come to appreciate mike as a poster and a person and feel genuinely that the last thing on earth he deserves is a dime-store bipolar fruitcake like marty threatening him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 408Mike View Post
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    LOL WTF. Who in real life sits around bitching about Satan? Was your buddy active in the First Great Awakening of the 1740s?

    Anyways, good luck with your future plans, that one part just made me laugh a bit.
    he's a bit out there.

    dude gave me a car while I went to church and took it back when I stopped going.

    kind of strange, but then again, christians by and large are a weird bunch...

    Do you honestly believe that you are simply the most unlucky bastard to ever walk the earth? I mean you are supposedly good at everything and have all of these redeeming qualities, yet you cant ever catch a break. This question has been asked repeatedly and you just keep dodging it. Im not one of the people trolling you relentlessly so maybe you will reply?
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post
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    he's a bit out there.

    dude gave me a car while I went to church and took it back when I stopped going.

    kind of strange, but then again, christians by and large are a weird bunch...

    Do you honestly believe that you are simply the most unlucky bastard to ever walk the earth? I mean you are supposedly good at everything and have all of these redeeming qualities, yet you cant ever catch a break. This question has been asked repeatedly and you just keep dodging it. Im not one of the people trolling you relentlessly so maybe you will reply?
    Despite being homeless, jobless, directionless and borderline insane, Mike still commands more respect than you do, bro.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
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    Do you honestly believe that you are simply the most unlucky bastard to ever walk the earth? I mean you are supposedly good at everything and have all of these redeeming qualities, yet you cant ever catch a break. This question has been asked repeatedly and you just keep dodging it. Im not one of the people trolling you relentlessly so maybe you will reply?
    Despite being homeless, jobless, directionless and borderline insane, Mike still commands more respect than you do, bro.
    That says way more about you than it does about me Sloppy Joe.
    Honest question: You supposedly hate me so much but literally 90% of your forum activity revolves around trolling nearly every post I make. What gives? You act like I personally killed your dog or something
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    fuck sake searles pretty much everyone here hates you because you are absolutely terrible

    do you really need to ask what gives it should be fucking obvious by now

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    Quote Originally Posted by JACKDANIELS View Post
    fuck sake searles pretty much everyone here hates you because you are absolutely terrible

    do you really need to ask what gives it should be fucking obvious by now

    I will just leave this here for you:
    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22
    Honest question: You supposedly hate me so much but literally 90% of your forum activity revolves around trolling nearly every post I make. What gives? You act like I personally killed your dog or something
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    you should probably make that your sig

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post

    Despite being homeless, jobless, directionless and borderline insane, Mike still commands more respect than you do, bro.
    That says way more about you than it does about me Sloppy Joe.
    Honest question: You supposedly hate me so much but literally 90% of your forum activity revolves around trolling nearly every post I make. What gives? You act like I personally killed your dog or something
    It's a fair question. I said in an earlier post today that I was going to stop but I'll answer you first.

    I've been on these boards around three years or so and am never really that active. I like to read interesting threads, contribute here and there and occasionally start my own. Trolling has never really been what I do.

    You just push like every single button of mine: unethical, dishonest, stupid, attention whoring, obese, ugly etc. Most other horrible users eventually morph themselves into a persona that is awful but charming in some small way. Your m.o. is the same repeated faggotry day in, day out. Nothing you've ever posted has been remotely interesting or entertaining.

    I shudder to think how empty your real life must be which is why I won't troll you anymore. I've grown weary of your schtick and hopefully others will too. One last time:

    Name:  searles9.JPG
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    The man behind the internet tough guy persona. Cool shirt, bro.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post

    That says way more about you than it does about me Sloppy Joe.
    Honest question: You supposedly hate me so much but literally 90% of your forum activity revolves around trolling nearly every post I make. What gives? You act like I personally killed your dog or something
    It's a fair question. I said in an earlier post today that I was going to stop but I'll answer you first.

    I've been on these boards around three years or so and am never really that active. I like to read interesting threads, contribute here and there and occasionally start my own. Trolling has never really been what I do.

    You just push like every single button of mine: unethical, dishonest, stupid, attention whoring, obese, ugly etc. Most other horrible users eventually morph themselves into a persona that is awful but charming in some small way. Your m.o. is the same repeated faggotry day in, day out. Nothing you've ever posted has been remotely interesting or entertaining.

    I shudder to think how empty your real life must be which is why I won't troll you anymore. I've grown weary of your schtick and hopefully others will too. One last time:

    Name:  searles9.JPG
Views: 427
Size:  12.4 KB

    The man behind the internet tough guy persona. Cool shirt, bro.
    BOOM

    Careful what questions you ask people, you might just get carpet-bombed with the truth.

    Sloppy, remind me to stay on your good side.

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    Hey Mike,

    Have you gotten your welfare this month yet? You keep babbling on and on about how you refuse to take a handout. WTF do you think your food stamp card is? Do you think that money comes from the food stamp fairy? Or from other people who actually have jobs, work, pay taxes, and contribute to society? Looks like now that mommy isn't gonna support you anymore, it's up to the rest of us. But it's not your fault right? It's mommy's. Daddy's. Your friends. Anybody but you. You are a societal leach. Please kill yourself.

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    I am trying to get my poll up, apologies, I have a mild case of heat stroke. head/arms are cherry tomato red and I was told by a medical student friend being out in the sun for several hours a day, bald, and without a hat is a bad idea

    i concur

    I did cop a very sweet Seahawks hat for 5$ on sale, I love it. Will be wearing it tom when I work jobs 1 and 3

    will be up at 7, sorry for being brief.

    Mike
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine
    i was pretty butt-hurt when mike said he didnt want to fuck with my home game because i was trannie-bombing threads, but ive definitely come to appreciate mike as a poster and a person and feel genuinely that the last thing on earth he deserves is a dime-store bipolar fruitcake like marty threatening him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 408Mike View Post
    I am trying to get my poll up, apologies, I have a mild case of heat stroke. head/arms are cherry tomato red and I was told by a medical student friend being out in the sun for several hours a day, bald, and without a hat is a bad idea

    i concur

    I did cop a very sweet Seahawks hat for 5$ on sale, I love it. Will be wearing it tom when I work jobs 1 and 3

    will be up at 7, sorry for being brief.

    Mike
    I thought you were a Niners fan..

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    Quote Originally Posted by 408Mike View Post
    I am trying to get my poll up, apologies, I have a mild case of heat stroke. head/arms are cherry tomato red and I was told by a medical student friend being out in the sun for several hours a day, bald, and without a hat is a bad idea

    i concur

    I did cop a very sweet Seahawks hat for 5$ on sale, I love it. Will be wearing it tom when I work jobs 1 and 3

    will be up at 7, sorry for being brief.

    Mike
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    Getting a little surf and turf tonight. In my world that is Sea Bass with a nice lobster tail on the side. And grilled asparagus. It's nice having money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 408Mike View Post
    I am trying to get my poll up, apologies, I have a mild case of heat stroke. head/arms are cherry tomato red and I was told by a medical student friend being out in the sun for several hours a day, bald, and without a hat is a bad idea

    i concur

    I did cop a very sweet Seahawks hat for 5$ on sale, I love it. Will be wearing it tom when I work jobs 1 and 3

    will be up at 7, sorry for being brief.

    Mike
    Are you that horrible of a person that you don't have ANY real life friends you can whine too? Is the internet really all you have?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by 408Mike View Post
    I am trying to get my poll up, apologies, I have a mild case of heat stroke. head/arms are cherry tomato red and I was told by a medical student friend being out in the sun for several hours a day, bald, and without a hat is a bad idea

    i concur

    I did cop a very sweet Seahawks hat for 5$ on sale, I love it. Will be wearing it tom when I work jobs 1 and 3

    will be up at 7, sorry for being brief.

    Mike
    I thought you were a Niners fan..
    five bucks dude, for a work hat. I couldn't beat it, plus the color scheme is sweet.
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine
    i was pretty butt-hurt when mike said he didnt want to fuck with my home game because i was trannie-bombing threads, but ive definitely come to appreciate mike as a poster and a person and feel genuinely that the last thing on earth he deserves is a dime-store bipolar fruitcake like marty threatening him.

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    the trolling is really wearing thin.
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine
    i was pretty butt-hurt when mike said he didnt want to fuck with my home game because i was trannie-bombing threads, but ive definitely come to appreciate mike as a poster and a person and feel genuinely that the last thing on earth he deserves is a dime-store bipolar fruitcake like marty threatening him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 408Mike View Post
    the trolling is really wearing thin.
    yeah it's almost as bad as your wallet

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    Quote Originally Posted by anonamoose View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by 408Mike View Post
    the trolling is really wearing thin.
    yeah it's almost as bad as your wallet
    Posts like this are terrible, but normally a forum has enough good to balance the bad....

    strike 2 btw
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine
    i was pretty butt-hurt when mike said he didnt want to fuck with my home game because i was trannie-bombing threads, but ive definitely come to appreciate mike as a poster and a person and feel genuinely that the last thing on earth he deserves is a dime-store bipolar fruitcake like marty threatening him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 408Mike View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by anonamoose View Post

    yeah it's almost as bad as your wallet
    Posts like this are terrible, but normally a forum has enough good to balance the bad....

    strike 2 btw
    you struck out a long time ago buddy. that's why you're confined to your rants in one thread.

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