Mosquito bites turning dark & looking ugly -- am I going to die of Mosquito Super AIDS??

[hutmaster]

It's just menopause nothing to worry about.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

OMG Larry, the only thing worse than people that talk about their camping are people that have the nerve to encourage others to camp.

They once asked us in school if we'd rather sleep in nature or in a hotel. I thought it had to be a joke. I snap said in a hotel and I was the only boy in the class to chose that somehow. I was dumbfounded. I don't understand voluntarily sleeping outside unless you are trying to condition yourself for war or something.

[The_Lurker]

Oh for fucks sake, if you don't like camping, you are doing it wrong

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Oh for fucks sake, if you don't like camping, you are doing it wrong

Things I'd rather do outside. All of which I've taken shit for at some point or another.


piss- if that is even at all an option I'm finding a tree

puke- I want to slap people from my partying days that went to the bathroom to puke. They claim toilet but you find a crusted orange raisin in the lip of the sink the next day.

puff- Ok that ones not so non standard now but still.


But sleep???? Come the fuck on. An open window is the closest thing to the outdoors I want when trying to sleep.

[The_Lurker]

Camping itinerary day 1

Wake up whenever

Eat too much bacon and eggs, and taters fried in the bacon grease, and orange juice

go fishing, or take a swim

Eat a huge sandwich made with too much deli meat

take a nap in the hammock

get up whenever

go for hike, or fish, or maybe a swim, take a bar a soap and have a bath while you are at it.

smoke a joint

cook giant ribeye steaks for dinner, crack a bottle of cabernet

Sit around the camp fire and tell stories and make fun of each other.

look for falling stars

go to bed, fuck in the tent


day 2,3,4,5,....

repeat as necessary .

[Deal]

If only Druffs brother was a doctor, he could ask him. If only.....

Can you imagine how sick his brother is of hearing all of Druff's issues over the years? Not just hearing about them but then being questioned and admonished about his diagnosis in perpetuity.

[Sanlmar]

Camping itinerary day 1

Wake up whenever

Eat too much bacon and eggs, and taters fried in the bacon grease, and orange juice

go fishing, or take a swim

Eat a huge sandwich made with too much deli meat

take a nap in the hammock

get up whenever

go for hike, or fish, or maybe a swim, take a bar a soap and have a bath while you are at it.

smoke a joint

cook giant ribeye steaks for dinner, crack a bottle of cabernet

Sit around the camp fire and tell stories and make fun of each other.

look for falling stars

go to bed, fuck in the tent


day 2,3,4,5,....

repeat as necessary .

I am going up to the house on Lake Winnipesaukee, NH Friday.

I will tick off every box on your list. But I will wake up at 2am and rise from a Sealy Posturepedic in my air conditioned bedroom and stumble into my bathroom with 2 showers complete with toilet and bidet (I can't explain it but I'll take a picture and you can explain it to me)

Every time I dock my boat I still have to think about how to tie the knots - so Cub Scouts wasn't a complete waste.

I will not fish. This is another thing I never understood. I have only fished with my son once. He loved it. Bought him a little aluminum boat with a 15hp motor and wished him luck with his future. Each time he drove off I wondered if he was really mine. He has a girlfriend now so despite the fishing thing I feel confident he's not gay.

If you have a boat and some time, bomb around or water ski. Raft up with some other boats in a cove and drink. Drop an anchor, turn on the radio and take a nap. Fishing?

Waking up very early is a requisite for fishing too. I'll pass

[LarryLaffer]

OMG Larry, the only thing worse than people that talk about their camping are people that have the nerve to encourage others to camp.

They once asked us in school if we'd rather sleep in nature or in a hotel. I thought it had to be a joke. I snap said in a hotel and I was the only boy in the class to chose that somehow. I was dumbfounded. I don't understand voluntarily sleeping outside unless you are trying to condition yourself for war or something.

read up on how sleeping outside can change your internal clock and make it right again.

anyone who doesn't like nature is fucking stupid.

F O R R E A L

[Tellafriend]

Camping itinerary day 1

Wake up whenever

Eat too much bacon and eggs, and taters fried in the bacon grease, and orange juice

go fishing, or take a swim

Eat a huge sandwich made with too much deli meat

take a nap in the hammock

get up whenever

go for hike, or fish, or maybe a swim, take a bar a soap and have a bath while you are at it.

smoke a joint

cook giant ribeye steaks for dinner, crack a bottle of cabernet

Sit around the camp fire and tell stories and make fun of each other.

look for falling stars

go to bed, fuck in the tent


day 2,3,4,5,....

repeat as necessary .

I am going up to the house on Lake Winnipesaukee, NH Friday.

I will tick off every box on your list. But I will wake up at 2am and rise from a Sealy Posturepedic in my air conditioned bedroom and stumble into my bathroom with 2 showers complete with toilet and bidet (I can't explain it but I'll take a picture and you can explain it to me)

Every time I dock my boat I still have to think about how to tie the knots - so Cub Scouts wasn't a complete waste.

I will not fish. This is another thing I never understood. I have only fished with my son once. He loved it. Bought him a little aluminum boat with a 15hp motor and wished him luck with his future. Each time he drove off I wondered if he was really mine. He has a girlfriend now so despite the fishing thing I feel confident he's not gay.

If you have a boat and some time, bomb around or water ski. Raft up with some other boats in a cove and drink. Drop an anchor, turn on the radio and take a nap. Fishing?

Waking up very early is a requisite for fishing too. I'll pass

[ftpjesus]

Hope this isn't in your future Druff... Kinda looks similar

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...mputation.html

[Krypt]

I guess a meditation retreat in Hawaii with a bag of shrooms, molly, and dmt would be palatable

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

OMG Larry, the only thing worse than people that talk about their camping are people that have the nerve to encourage others to camp.

They once asked us in school if we'd rather sleep in nature or in a hotel. I thought it had to be a joke. I snap said in a hotel and I was the only boy in the class to chose that somehow. I was dumbfounded. I don't understand voluntarily sleeping outside unless you are trying to condition yourself for war or something.

read up on how sleeping outside can change your internal clock and make it right again.

anyone who doesn't like nature is fucking stupid.

F O R R E A L

I like the "Nature Boy" Ric Flair. Does that not count for anything?

[Sanlmar]

Tellafriend

We are quickly working through the tenets by which I live my life.

In one thread we are gonna hit 3.

Pontoon boats. These things are like mosquitoes. They are multiplying unchecked in a wet environment.

They are not boats and are an affront to masculinity. Learn to handle a real boat.

I am willing to give jet boats a bye. You gotta start somewhere.



Edit:

In before someone points out that "affront to masculinity" is a phrase only used by effeminate writers of Broadway show tunes.

I'm working on it

In my defense for hijacking thread - look, we've all forgotten about Druff's problems. I am sure we all feel better.

[Sloppy Joe]

Since thread is already hijacked. Druff, hope your AIDS gets better before you die etc.

I just returned from trekking in the Himalayas during monsoon season.

While mosquitos were not a problem at altitude, leeches certainly were. Motherfuckers would literally fall from trees and latch on. At the end of each day one or both boots would be blood soaked as these cocksuckers had some anticoagulant, making it easier to draw blood, and scabbing took much longer.

Also ripped one off my inner thigh that was perilously close to my groin.

[vegas1369]

My unprofessional diagnosis was based on the fact that these marks don't itch. Poison Ivy and Oak itch like a mother fucker, and usually are accompanied by a larger rash surrounding the outbreaks. This looks to me exactly like a small shingles outbreak, and now hearing about the associated lower back pain makes me thing that's the case even moreso. It's a telltale sign.

The bitch of these small outbreaks is that no doctors can really diagnose it. They're not really familiar with it. There are very few actual doctors that will recognize something like this. A dermatologist is definitely your best bet at this stage. Seems to me though druff has already made his way to a hospital considering he hasn't responded for a while.

[Sanlmar]

Since thread is already hijacked. Druff, hope your AIDS gets better before you die etc.

I just returned from trekking in the Himalayas during monsoon season.

While mosquitos were not a problem at altitude, leeches certainly were. Motherfuckers would literally fall from trees and latch on. At the end of each day one or both boots would be blood soaked as these cocksuckers had some anticoagulant, making it easier to draw blood, and scabbing took much longer.

Also ripped one off my inner thigh that was perilously close to my groin.

Are you the one who tailed the Wormhole NFL run and went traveling the world?

[Sloppy Joe]

Since thread is already hijacked. Druff, hope your AIDS gets better before you die etc.

I just returned from trekking in the Himalayas during monsoon season.

While mosquitos were not a problem at altitude, leeches certainly were. Motherfuckers would literally fall from trees and latch on. At the end of each day one or both boots would be blood soaked as these cocksuckers had some anticoagulant, making it easier to draw blood, and scabbing took much longer.

Also ripped one off my inner thigh that was perilously close to my groin.

Are you the one who tailed the Wormhole NFL run and went traveling the world?

Yes, the wor%$le run of 2011-12 changed my life and gave me a much needed cash injection, which led to global travels, figuring out life, meeting wife etc. Actually saw like none of the games as i was living abroad; just kept waking up with more money lol.

Eternally grateful to PFA's soothsayer lord C$

[cmoney]

Are you the one who tailed the Wormhole NFL run and went traveling the world?

Yes, the wor%$le run of 2011-12 changed my life and gave me a much needed cash injection, which led to global travels, figuring out life, meeting wife etc. Actually saw like none of the games as i was living abroad; just kept waking up with more money lol.

Eternally grateful to PFA's soothsayer lord C$

Awesome . I don't even remember the total but I think at one point was like 20-1-1 record over couple years against the fucking spread

[jsearles22]

Yes, the wor%$le run of 2011-12 changed my life and gave me a much needed cash injection, which led to global travels, figuring out life, meeting wife etc. Actually saw like none of the games as i was living abroad; just kept waking up with more money lol.

Eternally grateful to PFA's soothsayer lord C$

Awesome . I don't even remember the total but I think at one point was like 20-1-1 record over couple years against the fucking spread

Wormhole was God. This is the last official Wormhole bet I could find with a 5 minute time limit:

https://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sh...ghlight=Cmoney

[Sloppy Joe]

Yes, the wor%$le run of 2011-12 changed my life and gave me a much needed cash injection, which led to global travels, figuring out life, meeting wife etc. Actually saw like none of the games as i was living abroad; just kept waking up with more money lol.

Eternally grateful to PFA's soothsayer lord C$

Awesome . I don't even remember the total but I think at one point was like 20-1-1 record over couple years against the fucking spread

Yes, i think i rode for 14 in a row and even faded the Goldfarb debacle lol because back then in Nepal there were power cuts and i missed it.