*** OFFICIAL *** Life and Times of 408Mike Thread

[408Mike]

im just as God made me, sir.

talk about your fishes, I know you have good taste. Anything exciting going on in the Tine household?

Also do Lion fish suck? I can get them on the cheap, and supposedly they'll live in your toilet they're so hardy. Kind of interested (I would put them for adoption should the need arise obv)

[adamantium]

I am pretty proud of how well i can actually shoot. From 50-65 yards I shoot as well as a field grade Marine Corps officer (did so a couple months ago) with .9mm .357 and .45 ACP

With a rifle, less so, but still anything under 500 yards i am up there, about 85% as proficient as my buddy (who is GOD with an AR-15 from anything less than 1k yards)

I grew up being taught nothing on earth is as deadly as a Marine and his rifle and I lived it, breathed it, and still do.

Kind of hard to imagine the people around me are a worse judge of my character than some internet goons, but we all have our opinions...

Ar15 will not hit shit at 999 yards

[408Mike]

I am pretty proud of how well i can actually shoot. From 50-65 yards I shoot as well as a field grade Marine Corps officer (did so a couple months ago) with .9mm .357 and .45 ACP

With a rifle, less so, but still anything under 500 yards i am up there, about 85% as proficient as my buddy (who is GOD with an AR-15 from anything less than 1k yards)

I grew up being taught nothing on earth is as deadly as a Marine and his rifle and I lived it, breathed it, and still do.

Kind of hard to imagine the people around me are a worse judge of my character than some internet goons, but we all have our opinions...

Ar15 will not hit shit at 999 yards

Depends on who's shooting, the condition of the weapon and the ammo.

[Sloppy Joe]

This thread is getting sad really quickly. Aside from rolling Vegas over a napkin when he was likely spun out on meth, Mike has been a pretty positive influence over the years.

Even if all of this is make believe the guy is clear need of some sort of help and direction in life. I don't understand all of the vitriol directed towards him.

I hope that some of his closer 'e-friends' are giving him advice in private and that things get better for him. Nobody wants a tragedy.

[vegas1369]

This thread is getting sad really quickly. Aside from rolling Vegas over a napkin when he was likely spun out on meth, Mike has been a pretty positive influence over the years.

Even if all of this is make believe the guy is clear need of some sort of help and direction in life. I don't understand all of the vitriol directed towards him.

I hope that some of his closer 'e-friends' are giving him advice in private and that things get better for him. Nobody wants a tragedy.

Completely agree. With all the dumb shit Mike has written over the years, it was never in doubt that he is a good person at heart.

Mike, all kidding and ribbing aside, I hope you are able to straighten things out in your life. I'm not gonna say that all of your attention whoring isn't painful to read, and that Druff shouldn't at least put some restrictions on you, but I, and I'm sure many others, hope you are able to get your shit together and lead a good life. Don't ever get to the point where you feel the need to so something desperate Mike. Just get some direction, work hard, stay focused and things will eventually work out for you. Stop talking and start doing. I think that is the main reason why so many people here give you so much shit, including me. We have all seen you say you were going to do this and that, and nothing ever pans out, just more wishful thinking from you. Make that end.

[WillieMcFML]

I am pretty proud of how well i can actually shoot. From 50-65 yards I shoot as well as a field grade Marine Corps officer (did so a couple months ago) with .9mm .357 and .45 ACP

With a rifle, less so, but still anything under 500 yards i am up there, about 85% as proficient as my buddy (who is GOD with an AR-15 from anything less than 1k yards)

I grew up being taught nothing on earth is as deadly as a Marine and his rifle and I lived it, breathed it, and still do.

Kind of hard to imagine the people around me are a worse judge of my character than some internet goons, but we all have our opinions...

wait, did you just say you were target shooting with handguns from 50-65 YARDS?

you are so full of shit, what a fucking mess

[pikachar]

I am pretty proud of how well i can actually shoot. From 50-65 yards I shoot as well as a field grade Marine Corps officer (did so a couple months ago) with .9mm .357 and .45 ACP

With a rifle, less so, but still anything under 500 yards i am up there, about 85% as proficient as my buddy (who is GOD with an AR-15 from anything less than 1k yards)

Sorry your bold comments do not equate Ape...

65yd from a 9mm is a luck shot at best bud, trust me I've shot the hell out of my Beretta FS 92, ala M9 pistol. Unless your banging Angelina Jolie, and co-star in Wanted part 2... this has got to be a level. Also if you can bang out .22SR's (note rifle) at 500yd... Seriously are you banging Angelina? That's straight up god mode...

Bah, forget about it... how's the moist cake with out the moist factor treating you?

Spiders still fucking with you?

Seriously, get better dude... you need it.

[408Mike]

I am pretty proud of how well i can actually shoot. From 50-65 yards I shoot as well as a field grade Marine Corps officer (did so a couple months ago) with .9mm .357 and .45 ACP

With a rifle, less so, but still anything under 500 yards i am up there, about 85% as proficient as my buddy (who is GOD with an AR-15 from anything less than 1k yards)

I grew up being taught nothing on earth is as deadly as a Marine and his rifle and I lived it, breathed it, and still do.

Kind of hard to imagine the people around me are a worse judge of my character than some internet goons, but we all have our opinions...

wait, did you just say you were target shooting with handguns from 50-65 YARDS?

you are so full of shit, what a fucking mess

I don't stutter, and there is no such thing as a luck shot.

try not passing your fail onto my life bud, and anytime you want to go shooting drop me a line. We can go to an indoor range in fremont, pick any weapon you like they are super cheap to rent for an hour or two, but the distance is at most 20-30 yards. Sheriff shooting range up at metcalf in san jose is where the fun is, and the much longer range I did near angels camp about a year ago.

keep spinning...

[408Mike]

I am pretty proud of how well i can actually shoot. From 50-65 yards I shoot as well as a field grade Marine Corps officer (did so a couple months ago) with .9mm .357 and .45 ACP

With a rifle, less so, but still anything under 500 yards i am up there, about 85% as proficient as my buddy (who is GOD with an AR-15 from anything less than 1k yards)

Sorry your bold comments do not equate Ape...

65yd from a 9mm is a luck shot at best bud, trust me I've shot the hell out of my Beretta FS 92, ala M9 pistol. Unless your banging Angelina Jolie, and co-star in Wanted part 2... this has got to be a level. Also if you can bang out .22SR's (note rifle) at 500yd... Seriously are you banging Angelina? That's straight up god mode...

Bah, forget about it... how's the moist cake with out the moist factor treating you?

Spiders still fucking with you?

Seriously, get better dude... you need it.

.223 rounds from my buddy's ar-15 I am a crack shot up to about 300 yards, from there I decay quickly without a scope. Iron sights only, like I said, I was raised by a marine.

no spiders fucking with me, but I took some pics just now of what my life looks like, uploading to imgur now. You guys can have a blast with all the truth you seem to be bringing, vs my lies of course

[408Mike]

pics taken about an hour ago, courtesy of my neighbors iphone 4s

see if this works.

http://imgur.com/a/F4O2k#0

works. so the bike is my ferrari, the bed hammock thing is my bedroom, I omitted my coffee can bathroom, but included tonight's dinner. Oh and the two boxes contain my entire net worth, my life, my everything.

oh and the patio I have been scrubbing daily to keep clean, any props to how nice it looks I thank ya'll for. It's all I have, making the best of my situation.

off to the gym, enjoy.

[WillieMcFML]

wait, did you just say you were target shooting with handguns from 50-65 YARDS?

you are so full of shit, what a fucking mess

I don't stutter, and there is no such thing as a luck shot.

try not passing your fail onto my life bud, and anytime you want to go shooting drop me a line. We can go to an indoor range in fremont, pick any weapon you like they are super cheap to rent for an hour or two, but the distance is at most 20-30 yards. Sheriff shooting range up at metcalf in san jose is where the fun is, and the much longer range I did near angels camp about a year ago.

keep spinning...

i don't need to rent any guns, i own them already which is why i can speak as somewhat of an authority on the matter.

..and determine you're absolutely full of shit, much like the rest of this thread

my dad was in the army and also had a dealers license for awhile, he was teaching me how to shoot while you were eating pennies

quit making a fool of yourself

[408Mike]

I don't stutter, and there is no such thing as a luck shot.

try not passing your fail onto my life bud, and anytime you want to go shooting drop me a line. We can go to an indoor range in fremont, pick any weapon you like they are super cheap to rent for an hour or two, but the distance is at most 20-30 yards. Sheriff shooting range up at metcalf in san jose is where the fun is, and the much longer range I did near angels camp about a year ago.

keep spinning...

i don't need to rent any guns, i own them already which is why i can speak as somewhat of an authority on the matter.

..and determine you're absolutely full of shit, much like the rest of this thread

my dad was in the army and also had a dealers license for awhile, he was teaching me how to shoot while you were eating pennies

quit making a fool of yourself

come shooting with me or stop speculating please. It's growing old.

[WillieMcFML]

i don't need to rent any guns, i own them already which is why i can speak as somewhat of an authority on the matter.

..and determine you're absolutely full of shit, much like the rest of this thread

my dad was in the army and also had a dealers license for awhile, he was teaching me how to shoot while you were eating pennies

quit making a fool of yourself

come shooting with me or stop speculating please. It's growing old.

[adamantium]

Mike I have been doing IPSC for years with my 40 S&W, and 65 yards lol. Im not sure you know how far 65 yards is, im thinking you are mixing up 20 and 65

What I use:

[Muck Ficon]

come shooting with me or stop speculating please. It's growing old.

no one with a brain wants to be within 50 yards of you mike, which is why you sleep outside with the pets

[tommyt]

wait......this dude sleeps/lives outside?

[BUBBLES]

Post restrict this attention whore.

[JACKDANIELS]

willie i think you should take up mikes offer to go shooting with him i mean what could possibly go wrong

[adamantium]

willie i think you should take up mikes offer to go shooting with him i mean what could possibly go wrong

[408Mike]

I just got served- called my step dad and he laughed outright that I thought I could hit a target from 60 yards with a sidearm.

He says, having gone with me a number of times recently, I am pretty deadly under 30 feet, not yards, max 50 feet and from there my accuracy takes a dive as the bullets become less predictable.

Also says I am insanely good with a .357, horrible with .9mm and with his hunting rifle and ar-15 he's seen me hit targets up to 500 yards with iron sights, i've never had the luxury with a scope.

none of this is bullshit nor is it far fetched, my bad for mixing yards and feet up with the sidearms.

willie offer stands, quit being a bitch, shooting is fun and I am a cheap date.