***Leaving On a Jet Plane: Lost Wages Version: The Laffer WSOP Trip Report***

[michael]

although I do vaguely recall mentioning how awesome it would be to tase his Jew ass into unconsciousness and pissing on his face while he was passed out

BWAHAHAHAHAHA holy shit, that is too much, lol, Jesus Christ.

Tyde and Todd are God, but that was just, hahaha, vaguely recall lol wowzas

This thread is lit

[Kilgore Trout]

did this Kilgore Trout girl just compare herself to a carousel? Does this mean all we have to do is pay a few dollars and we can ride her? Even Larry if he's accompanied by an adult?

that's not a high bar to set, Kilgore. You could've at least posted a picture of the Iron Eagle or the Giant Drop.

Al, there is a weight limit.
You and Sonatine don't qualify.


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[Al from Cheers]

did this Kilgore Trout girl just compare herself to a carousel? Does this mean all we have to do is pay a few dollars and we can ride her? Even Larry if he's accompanied by an adult?

that's not a high bar to set, Kilgore. You could've at least posted a picture of the Iron Eagle or the Giant Drop.

Al, there is a weight limit.
You and Sonatine don't qualify.


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ok. Nice. what's the weight limit if you don't mind me asking? I'm actually hitting the gym now and shaving off some lbs. this would be a good way to keep me going. Also, how much for a ride? The local six flags charges like $45 for an all day pass. As many rides as I want. Can I also get a pass to get to the front of the line?

[Al from Cheers]

you are charging for the ride correct? Most whores do.

[Al from Cheers]

you are a whore right? You sound like one. Most whores run their mouths like you do when their pimp isn't around to slap them.

[Kilgore Trout]

Al, there is a weight limit.
You and Sonatine don't qualify.


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ok. Nice. what's the weight limit if you don't mind me asking? I'm actually hitting the gym now and shaving off some lbs. this would be a good way to keep me going. Also, how much for a ride? The local six flags charges like $45 for an all day pass. As many rides as I want. Can I also get a pass to get to the front of the line?

225.
Price negotiable.


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[Al from Cheers]

ok. Nice. what's the weight limit if you don't mind me asking? I'm actually hitting the gym now and shaving off some lbs. this would be a good way to keep me going. Also, how much for a ride? The local six flags charges like $45 for an all day pass. As many rides as I want. Can I also get a pass to get to the front of the line?

225.
Price negotiable.


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oh wow. Ok Iris, you must be an expensive whore. Do you hang out at the Bellagio? Is the price negotiable with you, or with Scooter, your pimp.




You should shut your whore mouth before your pimp gets upset you're not out on the corner.

[Kilgore Trout]

225.
Price negotiable.


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oh wow. Ok Iris, you must be an expensive whore. Do you hang out at the Bellagio? Is the price negotiable with you, or with Scooter, your pimp.

I was referring to your weight, fatass.

[Al from Cheers]

Oh, so you're not an expensive whore. selling yourself short ONCE again huh, Iris.

[Al from Cheers]

Ok so 225 is the weight I need to be at? Well, i'm at like 240. So another 15 lbs and I can ride the ride huh? Good thing it's not $225. I felt that was way over priced for a whore like yourself.

[Kilgore Trout]

Ok so 225 is the weight I need to be at? Well, i'm at like 240. So another 15 lbs and I can ride the ride huh? Good thing it's not $225. I felt that was way over priced for a whore like yourself.

Real smart mouth on you, Al. You have a real way with the ladies.

Does it make you feel like a real man to talk this way on a 4th tier poker forum at 3AM while no one else is watching?


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[hongkonger]

Ok so 225 is the weight I need to be at? Well, i'm at like 240. So another 15 lbs and I can ride the ride huh? Good thing it's not $225. I felt that was way over priced for a whore like yourself.

Why are you being such a dick?

[Kilgore Trout]

Ok so 225 is the weight I need to be at? Well, i'm at like 240. So another 15 lbs and I can ride the ride huh? Good thing it's not $225. I felt that was way over priced for a whore like yourself.

Why are you being such a dick?

He's new around here...let him hang himself. What he doesn't know - is that can I take it. Clearly, this shit excites him, let's let the him get his rocks off a little.

Thanks HK, good looking out. I suspect our pal Al, is a Larry dupe.


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[Al from Cheers]

Ok so 225 is the weight I need to be at? Well, i'm at like 240. So another 15 lbs and I can ride the ride huh? Good thing it's not $225. I felt that was way over priced for a whore like yourself.

Real smart mouth on you, Al. You have a real way with the ladies.

Does it make you feel like a real man to talk this way on a 4th tier poker forum at 3AM while no one else is watching?


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you're watching. that's all that counts. So, is it hard to attract customers when you're hammering away on your cell phone on this 4th tier poker forum? I bet Scooter your pimp doesn't like this.

[Kilgore Trout]

Real smart mouth on you, Al. You have a real way with the ladies.

Does it make you feel like a real man to talk this way on a 4th tier poker forum at 3AM while no one else is watching?


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you're watching. that's all that counts. So, is it hard to attract customers when you're hammering away on your cell phone on this 4th tier poker forum? I bet Scooter your pimp doesn't like this.

Larry, why are you so mad at me?


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[LarryLaffer]

Al From Cheers just doesn't like whores I guess.

I like Kilgore though. I'm sure she's a nice lady.

[Al from Cheers]

whores whores whores. I like them. they're nice. I bet Kilgore would make a nice wife for someone.

[LarryLaffer]

SO Kilgore


are you trolling me bc I was rude to you before i went to vegas?

[LarryLaffer]

I'm genuinely curious. You sure didn't post much before this thread.


you've got spunk kid.

[Kilgore Trout]

SO Kilgore


are you trolling me bc I was rude to you before i went to vegas?

I mean you senselessly (and without merit) called me a cunt...which I saw you retracted.
What's a girl to do, play victim or fire back?

Anyway, was it necessary to sic Al (your dupe account) on me just because I ruffled your panties?