***Leaving On a Jet Plane: Lost Wages Version: The Laffer WSOP Trip Report***

[sonatine]

oh ok i have a vegas question:


whats it like to be such a charity case, that the only way for you to experience America's shittiest tourist mall is for you to beg handouts to make it happen?


when you beat those millions of other sperm to your moms egg, were you like "WOW, HERE WE GO, TIME TO GROW UP AND BE A SUICIDAL INTERNET BEGGAR"?

wow you're such a fucking cunt bag.

How old are you? stop acting like a little bitch with a skinned knee bc I went out to vegas (on my own dime motherfucker) and made some friends while you sat and probably looked at internet porn you fucking twat.

The trolling was fun the other day, now it's just lame. you're late to the party. maybe if you weren't searching reddit/bitcoin all day you'd have enjoyed this thread and report and MAYBE if you left your mothers basement YOU TOO can go to vegas.

fuck you.

lol



shut it down, peewee. save those emotions for when your next delivery is uphill.

[The_Lurker]

Is it wrong to want a naked cage match between Larry and Tine?

[LarryLaffer]

wow you're such a fucking cunt bag.

How old are you? stop acting like a little bitch with a skinned knee bc I went out to vegas (on my own dime motherfucker) and made some friends while you sat and probably looked at internet porn you fucking twat.

The trolling was fun the other day, now it's just lame. you're late to the party. maybe if you weren't searching reddit/bitcoin all day you'd have enjoyed this thread and report and MAYBE if you left your mothers basement YOU TOO can go to vegas.

fuck you.

lol



shut it down, peewee. save those emotions for when your next delivery is uphill.

go take out the trash before Mom gets upset and doesn't make your favorite dinner.

[tyde]

oh ok i have a vegas question:


whats it like to be such a charity case, that the only way for you to experience America's shittiest tourist mall is for you to beg handouts to make it happen?


when you beat those millions of other sperm to your moms egg, were you like "WOW, HERE WE GO, TIME TO GROW UP AND BE A SUICIDAL INTERNET BEGGAR"?

[Sanlmar]

Lighten up Larry

Tine has a big arm and he's just airing out his fastball. We have it on good authority he owns lunch lady arms - it's a baseball metaphor.

What I thought was kind of interesting is Drexel twice inviting complete randoms to the dinner meetups. The guy is a social engineering genius? A dinner amongst pen pals could be a little tight but the random takes the focus at first.

I dunno if Drexel did this deliberately or he just has a gift he doesn't fully comprehend but pretty good play imo.

[Ken Hordell]

You actually think this is cool. Are you fucking kidding me? Sweet skateboarding Nikes by the way, you goob.

If you are over the age of 17 and still stakeboarding you have massive issues. Posting self skateboarding pics on the internet as a form of a sick brag is flat out creepy. SAD!

[The_Lurker]

You actually think this is cool. Are you fucking kidding me?

If you are over the age of 17 and still stakeboarding you have massive issues. Posting self skateboarding pics on the internet as a form of a sick brag is flat out creepy. SAD!

Yeah, you skateboarder you. What you should be doing is posting fake Perth vacation TR's and bragging about your disposal income.

[LarryLaffer]

Lighten up Larry

Tine has a big arm and he's just airing out his fastball. We have it on good authority he owns lunch lady arms - it's a baseball metaphor.

What I thought was kind of interesting is Drexel twice inviting complete randoms to the dinner meetups. The guy is a social engineering genius? A dinner amongst pen pals could be a little tight but the random takes the focus at first.

I dunno if Drexel did this deliberately or he just has a gift he doesn't fully comprehend but pretty good play imo.

how am I a complete random to Drexel?


yeah how were ANY of us complete randoms. I think you're looking for something that isn't there. There was nothing behind drexel's hospitality other than he's a genuinely nice person and wanted to see all of us have a good time.

[MumblesBadly]

...

Druff also dressed just the way I thought he would. But the shirt he had on at dinner the other night was a Tommy Hilfiger not a cheap target shirt.


he could use a nice new pair of Nike Dunks though.


So ya all i'll say is if he updates his glasses, and his shoe selection, he'd shed this nerdy image you seem to portray of him for sure.

If he has very wide feet, New Balance is the best sneaker brand for the money, especially if you have large feet. They are super confortable and long-lasting. I wear mine every day here out on the road and they hold up quite awhile before they wear out.



I've had my current pair for at least a year.

 

(And they smell like it, too.)

[Sanlmar]

Lighten up Larry

Tine has a big arm and he's just airing out his fastball. We have it on good authority he owns lunch lady arms - it's a baseball metaphor.

What I thought was kind of interesting is Drexel twice inviting complete randoms to the dinner meetups. The guy is a social engineering genius? A dinner amongst pen pals could be a little tight but the random takes the focus at first.

I dunno if Drexel did this deliberately or he just has a gift he doesn't fully comprehend but pretty good play imo.

how am I a complete random to Drexel?

yeah how were ANY of us complete randoms. I think you're looking for something that isn't there. There was nothing behind drexel's hospitality other than he's a genuinely nice person and wanted to see all of us have a good time.

No man, the black guy & the red head were the randoms. You're the pen pal.

I'm always over analyzing stuff & people. It's the bane of being a maladjusted middle aged white man

Drexel obv is generous and friendly but prolly a brilliant host too. There is a difference.

[sonatine]

I went out to vegas (on my own dime motherfucker)

you refinance your Huffy?

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Larry this is not gonna end well for you unless you just don't. These psychos aren't even at a 1 yet on a 1-10 scale. You probably think all your new real life friends are going to help you in this regard. You could not be more wrong. The sooner you stop thinking that the better.





i.e.

[Lord of the Fraud]

You can play that at your local, no?

Go get an 8ball of flake and hit some bars and shit. It's sin city Larry. Grab those chips and go get a whore in your room and snort some quality lemo outa her cornhole.

And that's just for starters.

[you're kind of trolling here, but i'll give you honest response as a way to extend an olive branch of sorts]

No I can't. as i've said many times, in this thread and in others, they don't play LHE here in Chicago/Indiana high enough for me to consider playing, as it's 3/6 lhe) sometimes they get a 40 game going in Milwaukee and there's sometimes one in Indiana, but nah.

There is ONE game in chicago land that runs all the time, but it's impossible to get into, and i hate playinh during the day. It's in Aurora. it's a 10/20 game. But it closes at 5 am due to Illinois law so the game breaks. it can't go all night. one of the edges in LHE is that it goes forever, and the strongest survive. there's no taking someone's money in one hand. you have to bleed it from eachother. I like the slowness of it. I also like the oldness of it too.

as for the coke, never once in my life have I done it. So, at 31, I think it's best to leave that be. I hit plenty of bars (you must not have been reading since you're in the UK) with Jack Daniels and got drunk when it was time to, and sobered up and played poker when it was time to. It wasn't a straight vacation. There was work to do. But when the work was over and belive me, I was mad every time I busted bc I wanted to win, then fun was had. Not before. I wish I could've had the MOST FUN, which would've been winning a bracelet. That's why there isn't whore's in my room and me eating out girls assholes (which I wouldn't do bc I'm civilized). I don;t know why you'd wanna know about that anyway. kinda weird.

strip club is all ya get. I guess you had to be there to know how fucking awesome and divey it was. Me and Brandon, discussing vegas, in a dimly neon lit strip club, off the strip, smoking parliments.

When we walked out at 7 am, man it was classic. I can't tell you enough. We both looked at each other and laughed. That fucking sun was BLAZING. Drexel was upset he didn't have sunglasses. It was a classic end to a classic evening.



(oh and one other thing: Druff, if you're going to clean the thread up of the trolling, don't. it really shows the true character of some of the beloved posters. we should keep it for posterity reasons)

Wouldn't of waited until page 37 if I wanted to troll you Larry. I've enjoyed reading yours and Michaels Vegas adventures. Though some of the trolling has definitely added to the entertainment of the thread. Just for some reason I honestly thought you enjoyed your drugs. So that does change things somewhat.

As you were.

[Lord of the Fraud]

Oh and much of the material ITT will be used to wind you up from here on in. So grow a few new layers of skin or you're basically finished around here.

[tyde]

Oh and much of the material ITT will be used to wind you up from here on in. So grow a few new layers of skin or you're basically finished around here.

pretty easy to get him riled up

he's a 31 year old skateboarding freeloader bike messenger little BITCH

WINTER IS COMING


:tincup

[Lord of the Fraud]

Oh and much of the material ITT will be used to wind you up from here on in. So grow a few new layers of skin or you're basically finished around here.

pretty easy to get him riled up

he's a 31 year old skateboarding freeloader bike messenger little BITCH

WINTER IS COMING


:tincup

You've been there and still take shit daily from your trolls after putting yourself out there. So gotta at least give him that (putting HIMSELF out there)

Watching how he handles it should make for a fun forum sweat.

swimorsink

[tyde]

pretty easy to get him riled up

he's a 31 year old skateboarding freeloader bike messenger little BITCH

WINTER IS COMING


:tincup

You've been there and still take shit daily from your trolls after putting yourself out there. So gotta at least give him that (putting HIMSELF out there)

Watching how he handles it should make for a fun forum sweat.

swimorsink

agreed

unlike most posters here who are anonymous faggots

I will give Larry credit for 'putting himself out there'

despite the fact he's a huge attention whore

ITS TIME TO LOCK THIS THREAD IMO

[Dan Druff]

Never thought in one million years that Druff would rock what appears to be a chronometer. Going to guess it was either a gift or inheritance.

are those nice? not a watch guy, but I will say his watch did look flashy.


Druff also dressed just the way I thought he would. But the shirt he had on at dinner the other night was a Tommy Hilfiger not a cheap target shirt.


he could use a nice new pair of Nike Dunks though.


So ya all i'll say is if he updates his glasses, and his shoe selection, he'd shed this nerdy image you seem to portray of him for sure.

I know you're not trying to troll, but you are focusing too much on this stuff.

I am 45 years old and in a long relationship. There is no need to update anything. I actually had problems with my right foot during the spring, so the last thing I would do at this point is screw with my shoe selection. My foot doesn't hurt for the first time in 3 months.

[tyde]

are those nice? not a watch guy, but I will say his watch did look flashy.


Druff also dressed just the way I thought he would. But the shirt he had on at dinner the other night was a Tommy Hilfiger not a cheap target shirt.


he could use a nice new pair of Nike Dunks though.


So ya all i'll say is if he updates his glasses, and his shoe selection, he'd shed this nerdy image you seem to portray of him for sure.

I know you're not trying to troll, but you are focusing too much on this stuff.

I am 45 years old and in a long relationship. There is no need to update anything. I actually had problems with my right foot during the spring, so the last thing I would do at this point is screw with my shoe selection. My foot doesn't hurt for the first time in 3 months.

I love how you have this gift of making posts in threads totally unrelated to you

and yet someone making them about you

with all due respect (or lack thereof)

nobody gives a flying fuck about your clown feet

[Dan Druff]

I know you're not trying to troll, but you are focusing too much on this stuff.

I am 45 years old and in a long relationship. There is no need to update anything. I actually had problems with my right foot during the spring, so the last thing I would do at this point is screw with my shoe selection. My foot doesn't hurt for the first time in 3 months.

I love how you have this gift of making posts in threads totally unrelated to you

and yet someone making them about you

with all due respect (or lack thereof)

nobody gives a flying fuck about your feet

Moron, I was responding directly to Larry's post about me.

Put down the 50 peso bottle of liquor, and take a second to read a few lines of the post before snap-trolling me.