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    Quote Originally Posted by SetofKs View Post
    Larry, please go get laid. I've been studying looks theory a lot lately. After reading Michael's trip report, and I'm a firm believer in "just have tattoos" theory. We need you to go see how you do with the ladies in Las Vegas. I've always been a firm believer in "just be tall" theory. If a little alpha like you can get laid in Vegas, I don't know if I will still believe in that theory.
    I've had tattoos for awhile (remember I was neck tattoo guy) and am as ugly as I've ever been, the only reason I'm getting laid a lot now is I'm just going up and talking to girls I fancy instead of being on the internet all day like I used to. Also a few mindshifts in how I think about girls, myself, and sex. Looks don't seem to matter as much as people think, at least for girls. Think they're much more about the experience or vibe or emotions.

     
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    Looks matter a lot.

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    Thread needs more C$ pornstar stories IMO

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by big dick View Post
    Looks matter a lot.
    up to a certain point...you cant be 5'5/350 and hope to have a shot, but if youre a normal looking dude with any sorta social skills youll do OK for yourself...

     
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    Another Ray Ban ad.

    GL Larry

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    since you mentioned them


    yes i intentionally did that. plus i don't put them down or in my pocket ever or wear them on my hat
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    i guess i did take a pic at the MGM
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pooh View Post
    Reality awaits.

    Over/Under on which day in the next four our larry is on suicide watch?

    Returning to the armpit of america

    Rents due

    Huffy has a flat tire and there are baloney sandwiches to deliver

    Meanwhile, marty is on vacation on the ocean in mexico pissing away a few k on stars because he can

    Reality is marty makes more in two months than you make in a year. Instead of making fun of marty I'd be researching how to become marty.

    Winter is coming
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    Quote Originally Posted by hongkonger View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Pooh View Post
    Reality awaits.

    Over/Under on which day in the next four our larry is on suicide watch?

    Returning to the armpit of america

    Rents due

    Huffy has a flat tire and there are baloney sandwiches to deliver

    Meanwhile, marty is on vacation on the ocean in mexico pissing away a few k on stars because he can

    Reality is marty makes more in two months than you make in a year. Instead of making fun of marty I'd be researching how to become marty.

    Winter is coming
    This is beneath you

    And I don't live in Florida. the arm pit of america.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Pooh View Post
    Reality awaits.

    Over/Under on which day in the next four our larry is on suicide watch?

    Returning to the armpit of america

    Rents due

    Huffy has a flat tire and there are baloney sandwiches to deliver

    Meanwhile, marty is on vacation on the ocean in mexico pissing away a few k on stars because he can

    Reality is marty makes more in two months than you make in a year. Instead of making fun of marty I'd be researching how to become marty.

    Winter is coming
    Been harping on Tyde to write a book.

    "Buckle UP - An instruction guide from Amercia's last best degenerate"

    Do it for the kids.
    Tyde's got great material, but likely zero discipline to organize it into a book. But his stories could likely be more easily cobbled together into teleplays for a Netflix dramedy series if he partnered with a competent screenwriter.
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    there's already a book about Tyde.


    some guy named Bill wrote it.


    They give it out at Alcoholics Anonymous meetings

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    there's already a book about Tyde.


    some guy named Bill wrote it.


    They give it out at Alcoholics Anonymous meetings
    Tyde is a made nigga. You really should quit trolling him.

    Yes lately he's been pretty terrible but you got to understand and appreciate the whole body of work.

    Larry you've been better lately, but word to the wise unless you want to go back to being a punching bag after your trip is over you really should quit fucking with him. You come at the troll king you best not miss.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by GambleBotsChafedPenis View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by big dick View Post
    Looks matter a lot.
    up to a certain point...you cant be 5'5/350 and hope to have a shot, but if youre a normal looking dude with any sorta social skills youll do OK for yourself...
    No doubt just gotta have a very strong game.
    A lot of women look at a man for 2 seconds and know if he has any shot of getting with her or not. The avg looking guy with good game is going to have to work much harder to fuck a good looking women than a good looking guy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by big dick View Post
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    up to a certain point...you cant be 5'5/350 and hope to have a shot, but if youre a normal looking dude with any sorta social skills youll do OK for yourself...
    No doubt just gotta have a very strong game.
    A lot of women look at a man for 2 seconds and know if he has any shot of getting with her or not. The avg looking guy with good game is going to have to work much harder to fuck a good looking women than a good looking guy.

    The best "social" skill an average guy can have is being outgoing plus being funny. I have a few friends that have this skill, average all around, and they land the hottest chicks. I would say being funny is more powerful than having a shitload of money

    And you are absolutely right on looks. Almost all Hot chicks will only give you so many points for sense of humor, money etc . if you are ugly as fuck, it doesnt matter what other traits you have. Not always but most of the time.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by cmoney View Post
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    No doubt just gotta have a very strong game.
    A lot of women look at a man for 2 seconds and know if he has any shot of getting with her or not. The avg looking guy with good game is going to have to work much harder to fuck a good looking women than a good looking guy.

    The best "social" skill an average guy can have is being outgoing plus being funny. I have a few friends that have this skill, average all around, and they land the hottest chicks. I would say being funny more powerful than having a shitload of money
    definitely agree with this...although id still rather have the money and I don't think it's close...think that makes up for a lot of shortcomings in getting women unless you are a total fucking social zero...

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    Quote Originally Posted by GambleBotsChafedPenis View Post
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    The best "social" skill an average guy can have is being outgoing plus being funny. I have a few friends that have this skill, average all around, and they land the hottest chicks. I would say being funny more powerful than having a shitload of money
    definitely agree with this...although id still rather have the money and I don't think it's close...think that makes up for a lot of shortcomings in getting women unless you are a total fucking social zero...
    In the context of getting laid in Las Vegas , for example, funny is going to beat money. The money works for the long term gold digger not really the one night stand. I totally agree with you though i rather have money than be funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cmoney View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by GambleBotsChafedPenis View Post

    definitely agree with this...although id still rather have the money and I don't think it's close...think that makes up for a lot of shortcomings in getting women unless you are a total fucking social zero...
    In the context of getting laid in Las Vegas , for example, funny is going to beat money. The money works for the long term gold digger not really the one night stand. I totally agree with you though i rather have money than be funny.
    you put it in a great context there...on a one night deal the money really doesn't have a chance to do much, but the funny does...

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