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Originally Posted by handicapme
this is the rio event right? OSA, you green'd the post saying the 2pm. At the rio? sorry, im confused as fuck.
can anyone helpppppppp.
"Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."
George Steinbrenner
this is the rio event right? OSA, you green'd the post saying the 2pm. At the rio? sorry, im confused as fuck.
can anyone helpppppppp.
WINTER IS COMING
WINTER IS COMING
I see you're far into whatever bottle of swill that you're back to one line posts. EXCELLLEENNNTTTTT
"Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."
George Steinbrenner
Larry how often do you get 'confused as fuck' when you are making deliveries ?
not exactly confidence inspiring man
TBH, I do go to wrong addresses all the time. I will totally admit that.
(let you in on a hint: sometimes clients move. sometimes clients get the address wrong.)
However, I've always been able to cook ramen noodles. and make spaghetti-o's. So I can still probably do your job. You still can't do mine.
Last edited by LarryLaffer; 06-28-2017 at 02:52 PM. Reason: grammar
"Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."
George Steinbrenner
Poker Fraud Alert presented by Todd "Dandruff" Witteles. Calling me a sandn-word isn't going to change the fact that you have no formal education and/or career prospects in sight.and as for you, you millennial sand n-word.
No one gives a flying shit what you think. If you want to be a fucking sand n-word cock sucking repressed homosexual asshole, go start a thread and label it:
***THE OFFICAL SAND n-word THINKS HE'S BETTER THAN THE WHITE PEOPLE THREAD***
Just like Jew Donk, you too have been having that "fear of missing out" and have decided to 'try' and rain on the parade.
not going to happen. ever. The entire board sees how big of a curmudgeon piece of garbage you are.
And wrench, how old are you? If I was anywhere near your age and still posting on Internet forums I would, without hesitation, hells myself. Totally sad and embarrassing.
WINTER IS COMING
I see you're far into whatever bottle of swill that you're back to one line posts. EXCELLLEENNNTTTTT
shame you weren't more into actually playing POKER instead of making updates from your phone to a half assed 3rd tier irrelevant poker forum during your free ride to Las Vegas
you might have gone a lot deeper than a few hands after the dinner break if you weren't so consumed with posting on a stupid fucking message forum
great pics of Barry and Will though
maybe if they were autographed prints, cmoney could put them on Ebay to make back about .00001% of what he invested in you
but hey man...
go have a NICE DINNER
num num num
shame you weren't more into actually playing POKER instead of making updates from your phone to a half asses poker forum during your free ride to Las Vegas
you might have gone a lot deeper than a few hands after the dinner break if you weren't so consumed with posting on a stupid fucking message forum
great pics of Barry and Will though
maybe if they were autographed prints, cmoney could put them on Ebay to make back about .00001% of what he invested in you
but hey man...
go have a NICE DINNER
num num num
you'd have made it further? You should come and play an event. I made it to dinner with 15bb bc I hadn't seen a hand and I know how to play poker and I was waiting for a spot (which I found, and happened to brick. but it was a 15 out draw.)
you're a shitbag you know that? I'm in my hotel room enjoying myself while I plan my evening. That's why i'm updating MY TRIP REPORT THREAD you stupid mother fucker.
I will enjoy dinner. I think im meeting up with Brandon for steaks.
something tells me you're going to be napping soon, for coming into this thread and shitting on it like you do everywhere else.
"Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."
George Steinbrenner
False. You turned them down because there is a $600 bounty on your head cleatus wants to collect. Keep lying to everyone
Cockjockey seriously are you fucking retarded ?
FYI I was offered several WSOP stakes and politely declined
a little too preoccupied enjoying Mexico and donating on Stars drinking tequila not giving a fuck
also I had to turn down stakes because of Cleatus
very concerned about him trolling around Las Vegas on his bad ass 1991 Yamaha Virago looking to collect that bounty on me
For those who don't know Marty has outstanding warrants in Vegas due to him fucking with Drex and others back in 2010-11
"I GOT NO TOE"
#FreeFluffler #FreeThisGuyIsCreepy #lockupGarrett
oh. and I saw cleatus check to see if they were active.False. You turned them down because there is a $600 bounty on your head cleatus wants to collect. Keep lying to everyone
For those who don't know Marty has outstanding warrants in Vegas due to him fucking with Drex and others back in 2010-11
They are. They say nothing lasts forever, however, Bench warrants do.
"Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."
George Steinbrenner
So if Cleatus didn't have some stupid bounty to collect we could have had Jewdonk at the series? Everyone knows Larry and he would've become fast friends blowing smoke in each others faces while chasing Rio beach bunnies so that issue would have solved itself. I hate that I missed out on these stories because of Cleatus who doesn't even post here anymore? Really?
you'd have made it further? You should come and play an event. I made it to dinner with 15bb bc I hadn't seen a hand and I know how to play poker and I was waiting for a spot (which I found, and happened to brick. but it was a 15 out draw.)
you're a shitbag you know that? I'm in my hotel room enjoying myself while I plan my evening. That's why i'm updating MY TRIP REPORT THREAD you stupid mother fucker.
I will enjoy dinner. I think im meeting up with Brandon for steaks.
make sure you include all of the above bolded highlights on your next resume' when being a bike messenger starts to wear a little thin
too bad Barnum and Bailey hung it up
they would SNAP hire you to be a ticket boy
I'm thinking sign waver for Popeye's might be the next step for your career
you'd look good in a chicken suit provided management can find one small enough to fit your tiny body
Unreal.... you fickle mongs have actually managed to inflate this guy's ego, which will undoubtedly lead to unprecedented forum aids.
But at least we're treated to Jewdonk dismantling this diminutive
Leaving Las Vegas with a bounty on ones head would turn a pleasant trip report into a HOF trip report imo.
Yes, 2pm at Rio
This thread went from Larry is a faggot to Larry has a HOF trip report/isn't that bad after all to:
I hate that liking Larry means you have to hate Tyde suddenly. Let those two bump titties. Who fucking cares. Nothing last forever except bench warrants and Tyde being a muh fuckin LEGEND.
This thread went from Larry is a faggot to Larry has a HOF trip report/isn't that bad after all to:
yeah it'll be back on track later I'm positive. Also, Handicapme is offering to put me into the 2pm daily deepstack tomorrow. I have accepted the terms of the agreement. So there's more sweating to be had. I am gonna try and get jack Daniels to play as well (he said he would so far)
Plus, I have one more shot to find Jesus Ferguson and get the autograph so I can crumple it up in front of him.
"Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."
George Steinbrenner
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