Originally Posted by Tyde
***Larry Laffer WSOP Trip Report*** becomes ***Jewdonk and Krypt Extremely Jealous They Didn't Get Stakes***
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Cockjockey seriously are you fucking retarded ?
FYI I was offered several WSOP stakes and politely declined
a little too preoccupied enjoying Mexico and donating on Stars drinking tequila not giving a fuck
also I had to turn down stakes because of Cleatus
very concerned about him trolling around Las Vegas on his bad ass 1991 Yamaha Virago looking to collect that bounty on me
Cockjockey seriously are you fucking retarded ?
FYI I was offered several WSOP stakes and politely declined
a little too preoccupied enjoying Mexico and donating on Stars drinking tequila not giving a fuck
also I had to turn down stakes because of Cleatus
very concerned about him trolling around Las Vegas on his bad ass 1991 Yamaha Virago looking to collect that bounty on me
Oh, ok my bad Martin. By alllll meaannnnnns continue "not giving a fuck".
no. you turned down stakes for other reasons. mostly bc youre a selfish fuck
Cockjockey seriously are you fucking retarded ?
FYI I was offered several WSOP stakes and politely declined
a little too preoccupied enjoying Mexico and donating on Stars drinking tequila not giving a fuck
also I had to turn down stakes because of Cleatus
very concerned about him trolling around Las Vegas on his bad ass 1991 Yamaha Virago looking to collect that bounty on me
that's FACT.
"Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."
George Steinbrenner
I'm booked at Harrahs for the evening.
also trying to find Jack Daniels.
Going to play a deepstack as well.
perhaps i can OSA it.
"Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."
George Steinbrenner
Maybe the idea of self moderating threads would work here.
Marvin The Jewdonk wouldn't be allowed to post anywhere.
"Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."
George Steinbrenner
lol Larry I'm genuinely happy for you that you are in Vegas for the first time. I know it's exciting and all. Believe it or not I was quietly rooting for you to make a deep run and/or cash/final table.
You seem like a nice enough kid and all....easy target ? yes. but don't seem like a bad person like many others on this SHITHOLE
but honestly dude, you are tilting and extremely obsessed with me as some kind of 'target' for your posturing, and it's getting a bit old
but by all means, enjoy your free dinner and hotel room
reality in Chicago grinding out 500 bucks a week on your bike awaits you
WINTER IS COMING
Oh, ok my bad Martin. By alllll meaannnnnns continue "not giving a fuck".
not giving a fuck
ITS WHAT I DO BEST
how dare you question me
LoL JewDonkMarvin
anyone can go microwave a hot pocket on a boat. you're not a master chef or anything
however, you wouldn't last 5 minutes with my job, even on a nice fall day, let alone in the middle of january when it's snowing.
Anytime you'd like to try, let me know. plenty of bikes to borrow.
"Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."
George Steinbrenner
LARRYLAFFER IS GOD.
also like Todd mentioned, I never got on the troll Larry bandwagon, we've actually had some good conversations.
Larry, not for nothing, and it's nice to see you aren't a completely miserable liberal douche bag all the time, but flame wars just isn't your thing. Some posters have a lot of game. Some have a little. You have none. This post isn't a flame, it's reality. I'm glad you're having fun in Vegas.
ps - Marty never said he would beat you up in real life. Ever. If I recall.
also C$ IS GOD, SIMPDOG IS GOD, HANDICAPME IS GOD, HOCKEY GUY IS GOD, BRANDON DREXEL Drexel IS GOD.
goes without saying, your reading comprehension is terrible.
"Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."
George Steinbrenner
I can totally see how you took it that way, but history tells us that Jewdonk is talking about his prowess as a forum fighter, not a street fighter.goes without saying, your reading comprehension is terrible.
I don't gamble in the traditional sense as I consider it low class. I would consider gambling in Monaco, but that's about it.
Well, now that the trolling is over......
I can now udate this tripreport.
In touch with Jack Daniels right now, he's at the orleans playing an O8/Stud8 tournament.
we are going to be meeting up and grabbing drinks. We also might play a tournament.
For a place that i can smell weed everywhere, no one has offered to sell me any on the street (not that i'd buy any, i brought my oil pens)
kinda weird.
I walked over to Harrahs and got a room for 60 bucks. Where i'm from, a $60 room is at a redroof in, not a fucking skyscraper hotel. Totally awesome.
I may or may not have paid a redic price to get home on fri/saturday morning. (I need to call my credit card company and find out if i got double charged) However, when Drexel told me last night that 2 days wasn't enough, I kinda had to agree. I have a few contacts at the Rio, and I'll most likely be staying there tomorrow.
There's def gonna be shenanigans afoot, as i've been here for 2 days and i've had 3 alcoholic beverages and some really good Thai Food. (lets be fair, it wouldn't have been professional to get lit as fuck the first night here and be groggy for the event the next day) that's clearly not enough liqour for a trip to vegas. And from what I've heard about Jack Daniels, he likes to drink.
Oh, and I forgot to mention this yesterday. Right before the dinner break, this kid who must've been around my age sat down. He looked like he just got back from Burning Man. sandals, dirty toe nails, dirty feet, the entire thing. it was gross.
So we come back from dinner, and he takes his sandals off and starts walkinga round the table, EATING FUCKING ANCHOVIES. yes. this kid was eating fucking anchovies (or a kipper snack). He fucking opened up the package right next to me and started chomping down on it, until i actually looked at him and said "are you really eating an anchovie right now?" after that he got up and ate it away from the table.
"Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."
George Steinbrenner
I don't gamble in the traditional sense as I consider it low class. I would consider gambling in Monaco, but that's about it.
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