***Leaving On a Jet Plane: Lost Wages Version: The Laffer WSOP Trip Report***

[WillieMcFML]

i feel like i need to step up and speak on the record in larry's favor

the previous pic with michael did look like he may have had progeria, and no homo but it was a bad angle

i have seen other pics and and to be fair it was a bad angle

again, no homo (plop, please stop texting me)

[Drexel]

[Drexel]

[big dick]

holy eyes 1st pic
2nd picture of larry he looks great

[LarryLaffer]

ALRIGHT....

i'm finally back to my room.

for some reason, my phone wouldn't let me upload pics. So i'll do that now.

but before I do!

Day 1 report:

Arrived in vegas. it's hot as fuck.

In and Out with Michael, Michael is legit dude. def positive person.

After trolling around and finding a liqour store i grabbed an ice cold Colt 45 and pack of smokes. It cost me $7.

$7= almost a tyde buy in.

also that's about half of wht a pack of cigarettes cost in Chicago. Damn. ONly in vegas am i rite?

Anyways....Drexel arrived around 9, just in time to register me for the event tomorrow, and in time to take Michael to the airport where Micahel was asked if he wanted to be a volunteer to be an alternate for $500. he snap took it, and we hoped they'd bump him, give him $500.

That didn't happen.

Upon leaving the airport, Drexel asked me if i wanted to see the town. BUT OF COURSE.

So, we drove through Naked City, where Drexel was impressed with my knowledge that I even knew the name of the dirtiest part of town.

of course I do, I know all about Stuey Ungar and that's where he'd sneak out and buy crack.

we also drove past all the casinos at night. super cool sight to see.

We called Traderrooski, who came and ate dinner with us at this tiny thai resturant right by the Strat. it was dope.

while waiting for trader, we decided to go to the stratosphere because I had never seen it, but I knew all about it, and it's former owner Bob Stupak.

Me and him are walking around the Strat, and I mention that I have no idea how to play craps, have never shot the dice.

Brandon pulls out $100 and starts pressin numbers. all he says to me is "don't roll a 7."

I rolled 5 points before i hit craps. -$60

Now we're walking out and he says "lets try this...."

we go to a black jack table, and he puts the rest of the money down, gets an 11, than a 19, with the dealer showing a face card. I start saying "there's no way she's pullin a face card here, she's busting"

she busted.

We leave +$40.

Brandon later admitted to me that he hadn't even shot craps in 8 years. But he wanted me to try it so he did it.


Traderrooski is a stand up guy. Was awesome to meet him.


Since my phone wouldn't let me upload pics (I think due to i don't know) I will now dump them in the next post.

Best Wishes
-Larry

[LarryLaffer]

tourist picture




C$ monies.



Also, while at the stratosphere, in 10 minuets I was asked for my ID twice.

[MumblesBadly]

Re Brandon in that pic: The resemblance is uncanny!



P.S. LOTF gets it. And I bet most of you aren't aware that I am comparing Brandon's image to that of one of ancient royalty. Or close to it. Bonus points if you can guess which one.

[The_Lurker]

I have been thoroughly entertained by all the staking and TR threads, but want to personally thank Brandon for his part of the whole thing.

Time after time Brandon's involvement has been above and beyond the call of duty.

Handling the business end of the stakes.

organizing meet ups and shenanigans.

All the great pictures.

You have been very generous with your time and money.


Thank you for making this so fun for all of us.

[handicapme]

Goodluck today Larry. Use your 1time.

[LarryLaffer]

Good morning everyone.

[hongkonger]

Larry how did you sleep? I find it hard to sleep in vegas.

[The_Lurker]

I am cheering hard for you Larry, but I hope you understand that even if you win a bracelet, if you don't bang a redhead while in Vegas, you come in third.

[LarryLaffer]

Goodluck today Larry. Use your 1time.

thank you handicapme.

Larry how did you sleep? I find it hard to sleep in vegas.

I slept like a baby. must've been the colt 45 and all the cigarettes (i smoked almost ahalf pack, with Michael smoking the other half as we walked around the Rio)

I am cheering hard for you Larry, but I hope you understand that even if you win a bracelet, if you don't bang a redhead while in Vegas, you come in third.

i do like red heads

[michael]

I am cheering hard for you Larry, but I hope you understand that even if you win a bracelet, if you don't bang a redhead while in Vegas, you come in third.

Yeah but step banged a redhead guy, I banged a redhead girl. Larry needs a redhead tranny to up the stakes

[Krypt]

Nigga looks like a pharaoh struggling with alopecia

[DonaldTrumpsHairPiece]

Im not homosexual but Larry ain't a bad looking dude.

In light of that Larry, watch your back around those poker guys lol

[The_Lurker]

I am cheering hard for you Larry, but I hope you understand that even if you win a bracelet, if you don't bang a redhead while in Vegas, you come in third.

Yeah but step banged a redhead guy, I banged a redhead girl. Larry needs a redhead tranny to up the stakes

Or he could take a ginger dick?

[Sheesfaced]

Yeah but step banged a redhead guy, I banged a redhead girl. Larry needs a redhead tranny to up the stakes

Or he could take a ginger dick?

Red head midget for the win.

Good luck today LL. You've become a lot less terrible lately, keep trending in the right direction.

[LarryLaffer]

@ rio now.

i didn't even arrive for a probation meeting this early.



if i'm not updating that means i'm playing.


Drexel will be in touch (as per stake agreement) so i'm sure he'll be updating as well.

[Hockey Guy]

This is going to be the biggest fail of a trip report this site has ever seen. Michael had about 6 videos and a minute by minute log of his shenanigans at this point.

We got one fucking pic from his shithole of a balcony looking down upon what is clearly a meth infested corridor of Vegas.

I might be wrong but I thought that was a picture from Chicago.


edit: Am I the only one who thought Larry was black?