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    Quote Originally Posted by DonaldTrumpsHairPiece View Post
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    Real talk: How old is mrs pooh ?

    Don't tell us let us guess, I bet she'd love that most women do.

    Ill go 45.
    Good fun. I will say 43.

    Just looked back at her feet. That knocks half a point off her rating pooh. David Williams wouldn't even get a chubby.

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    do we know how old pooh is?

    i'm guessing mrs. pooh is 39. +/- 2

     
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    Damn, didn't realize Pooh had returned to thread. My better half is an overused term, but apt in this case, and Pooh is a young Clooney by poker board standards, so Mrs Pooh is quite lovely. Well done on house and wife

     
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    I bet the Pooh's are well known around the Florida swinging scene.

    Do you live near the water?

    Before too long I plan to move to a country with a warmer climate close to the ocean/sea. English weather is so fucking terrible and my mood is noticeably more positive when the sun is shining. We get like 10 months of winter here, with the other 2 months being sketchy warm sunshine at best.

    Spain/Portugal/South Africa/Australia top my list.

    Gl with the house. Hope it plays out stress free.

     
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      Pooh: There's a place called the villages in Florida. Massive retirement type community. And by massive I mean massive. A lot of swinging going on there. Do a google search for the villages florida swinging for lulz. These aren't poor people either.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of the Fraud View Post
    I bet the Pooh's are well known around the Florida swinging scene.

    Do you live near the water?

    Before too long I plan to move to a country with a warmer climate close to the ocean/sea. English weather is so fucking terrible and my mood is noticeably more positive when the sun is shining. We get like 10 months of winter here, with the other 2 months being sketchy warm sunshine at best.

    Spain/Portugal/South Africa/Australia top my list.

    Gl with the house. Hope it plays out stress free.
    Wait I thought USA would be #1 on your list


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    No need for sarcasm. My list is a long one and the US makes it onto that list.


    Comes just after Honduras and just before Somalia.
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    Pooh is good people.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy
    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy View Post
    Pooh is good people.
    Florida... A Sunny place for shady people.

    What a terrible state. No one is from there; they didn't fight for the south in the war. 95% of the people I bumped into were from a yankee state, which would be fine if you've never looked at map and understood how far away FLA is from NY/NJ. Scammer central. Never seen a more overrated place in my life, except maybe Atlanta.

    But it gets better... Oh the toll booths; what ecstasy it must be for all the humanity hating commies that con their way down there from up north.

    Fuck Florida. Trust no one from there.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sidewinder View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy View Post
    Pooh is good people.
    Florida... A Sunny place for shady people.

    What a terrible state. No one is from there; they didn't fight for the south in the war. 95% of the people I bumped into were from a yankee state, which would be fine if you've never looked at map and understood how far away FLA is from NY/NJ. Scammer central. Never seen a more overrated place in my life, except maybe Atlanta.

    But it gets better... Oh the toll booths; what ecstasy it must be for all the humanity hating commies that con their way down there from up north.

    Fuck Florida. Trust no one from there.
    Your post is a little harsh but sounds somewhat accurate for the area where a lot of people visit which is the palm beach Miami area. It's libtard central there. Lowest of low lifes. The gulf side of Florida, namely Clearwater to Naples is top top. You are right about one thing. Literally nobody in Florida is from Florida. Maybe in the redneck center part of the state but near the water nobody is. We get mostly mid westerners and canadians over here. I'll take that over NY/NJ any day. The only thing that irks the fuck out of me after eleven years here are the drivers. Basically take the worst drivers from every state and put them all in one area and you have Florida.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BCR View Post
    Damn, didn't realize Pooh had returned to thread. My better half is an overused term, but apt in this case, and Pooh is a young Clooney by poker board standards, so Mrs Pooh is quite lovely. Well done on house and wife
    I have been called that before believe it or not. Admittingly that isn't a very flattering pic of me but I didn't post it for me. I'm pretty comfortable in my own skin so fuck it. Obviously the only reason I've been called it is because of my prematurely gray hair.

    For the record guys, she is the big 50 closing in on 51 quickly. No work done ever above the chest. Every other person in my area is on botox or straight up facelift. We believe in aging gracefully.

    btw, how's the back and are you teeing it up lately?

     
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    The good news is Pooh gets to play a golf tourney this weekend. The bad news is Pooh is still recovering from an unfortunate golf cart incident had two weeks ago.

     
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      BCR: Rep cut off. Plus mess have helped significantly. Playing a lot past month. Still playing poorly. Got skinny from not lifting. Like 175. Haven't adjusted my swing yet, scoring badly

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pooh View Post
    The good news is Pooh gets to play a golf tourney this weekend. The bad news is Pooh is still recovering from an unfortunate golf cart incident had two weeks ago.
    Scramble? Four-Ball? Individual?

    Either way good luck. Fairways and greens and don't forget to wave.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pooh View Post
    No work done ever above the chest.
    I had to read that like 5 times to understand and then compute lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tellafriend View Post
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    Ok guys, I'll be over at Seeking Alpha if you need me......
    Real talk: How old is mrs pooh ?
    I'm going to guess 36.
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    Getting a little surf and turf tonight. In my world that is Sea Bass with a nice lobster tail on the side. And grilled asparagus. It's nice having money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muck Ficon View Post
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    Real talk: I'd suck on those titties till they bled milk. How big ?
    I'm going to guess 36dd.

    You paid for them Pooh. Now get em posted and let us see if it's money well spent.


    And why do you feel the need to marry after so long? My older sister been with the same guy for 25 years (3 kids) and flat out refuses to marry the cunt.

    If the relationship has stood the test of time. Then no reason to add a potential complication.

     
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    Ya why make an honest woman out of her or promise your devotion...btw kids from previous relationship?

    If so she'd have a daughter about 20's

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    Quote Originally Posted by DonaldTrumpsHairPiece View Post
    Ya why make an honest woman out of her or promise your devotion...btw kids from previous relationship?

    If so she'd have a daughter about 20's

    "Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."

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    Tellafriend: red for fucking with other folk's posts


    lol hard to keep up in this ever changing world.

    Since when did the age old 'FYP' become frowned upon?

    Seriously never seen anybody take umbrage at the principal of a FYP before.
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    Pooh,

    Let me know if you plan on coming to California soon. I have connections with Disney to get you hooked up with the VIP treatment at Disneyland.

    I also can get us a tee time at Torrey Pines if you bring your sticks with you.

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