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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    i just got done dj'ing a party for all the bike messengers in chicago. one of these bike messengers is the reason i'm in trouble, because he ratted me out to the police and got me in a lot of trouble, and almost killed by a gung ho narcotics officer with a machine gun. yes that does happen in chicago. I had to watch him accept an award for 3rd place tonight (sure third sucks right? but it's the podium, so it does mean something) and everyone i know clap for him. talk about gross.

    had no idea it was this bad
    oh it gets worse.

    the girl i took to the party went home with another guy, and now they're outside my house on my front stairs talking with my roommate.

    talk about fuckin' bad beats.
    Wow this statement alone makes you a fucking loser.

    Kill yourself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tegnation22 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post

    oh it gets worse.

    the girl i took to the party went home with another guy, and now they're outside my house on my front stairs talking with my roommate.

    talk about fuckin' bad beats.
    Wow this statement alone makes you a fucking loser.

    Kill yourself.

    wow, i bet i can go through your posts and find a lot of proof that you're a fucking loser as well.

    so yeah, takes one to know one. you opiate addicted freak.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tegnation22 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post

    oh it gets worse.

    the girl i took to the party went home with another guy, and now they're outside my house on my front stairs talking with my roommate.

    talk about fuckin' bad beats.
    Wow this statement alone makes you a fucking loser.

    Kill yourself.

    uh he tried...
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    Any update on this, Larry has not posted in a couple hours.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Just Stanley View Post
    Any update on this, Larry has not posted in a couple hours.
    Leave larryster alone
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    Quote Originally Posted by Just Stanley View Post
    Any update on this, Larry has not posted in a couple hours.
    Hi Larry. We know it's you.

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    [QUOTE=Sanlmar;581403]
    Quote Originally Posted by rum dick View Post
    Larry, let me preface this by saying I do generally enjoy your posts, you seem like you're a decent person and your life is going to be just fine so as long as you don't have a temper tantrum and throw it away. Long story short I'm rooting for you to get your shit together and have a great life.

    With that out of the way, let's recap - assuming I didn't miss anything, you wanted to kill yourself because some asshole was an asshole to you and some girl didn't want to sleep with you. Oh no how horrifying!!!!! Those aren't life ending problems. They're friggin inconveniences or maybe if you really stretch it annoyances (or a day in the life of gay sex). You've clearly led a ridiculously sheltered life and you need to grow the fuck up. You literally know nothing about pain or tragedy (like losing a child or watching your spouse waste away from cancer). God willing you continue to be lucky enough to never experience either of those things. And for those of you who are defending this "whoa is me nonsense", yall are just encouraging the boy and are not helping. End rant.


    Well said. You haven't lived long enough or seen enough of the world to have more than a childish perspective. That doesn't dismiss the fact that you felt the way you did. Maybe it was real.

    It's like a 3 year old who skins his knees and wails like he is about to die. No perspective. Not that I am without sympathy for the 3 year old - shit is real to him. But we both know the kid will experience far worse shit in the coming years. Generally, the play is to not say this to the child. He can't process that news yet. Can you?

    Imagine that kid was yours and you take him to emergency and they discover he has cancer. Now that shit happens to parents. Drexel will tell you everything gonna be okay but we know shit don't always work out for these folks.

    Larry, if you really had reached that point where you really didn't give a fuck about life anymore I would have suggested you harness this precious and rare level consciousness.

    It's the guys who don't give a fuck and don't fear failure or death that are dangerous. Why would you give up that kind of equity?

    This thread is more reveling about those that bothered to reach out.

    Drexel, for example, is gonna tell you tales of the beautiful sunrises to be experienced. Drexel is running another one of his soft cons. Drexel has a wry sense of humor that he uses for his own purpose. Truth is you are guaranteed to experience far worse shit if you are playing the game right. But now you are better able to deal.

    Like someone who graduates Choice Center and thinks they have achieved a new level of consciousness I think your alleged flirtation with suicide is hokum. If you were sincere, my apologies and congratulations.

    Stop being a pussy

    I hope I have helped.


    Are you sure you aren't 16 years old, Larry? Grow the fuck up. This forum was the last place you should've posted your sob story.

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    What an amazing pile of shit that post was. Post looked vaguely familiar. I got issues but it made me laugh.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by rum dick View Post
    Larry, let me preface this by saying I do generally enjoy your posts, you seem like you're a decent person and your life is going to be just fine so as long as you don't have a temper tantrum and throw it away. Long story short I'm rooting for you to get your shit together and have a great life.

    With that out of the way, let's recap - assuming I didn't miss anything, you wanted to kill yourself because some asshole was an asshole to you and some girl didn't want to sleep with you. Oh no how horrifying!!!!! Those aren't life ending problems. They're friggin inconveniences or maybe if you really stretch it annoyances (or a day in the life of gay sex). You've clearly led a ridiculously sheltered life and you need to grow the fuck up. You literally know nothing about pain or tragedy (like losing a child or watching your spouse waste away from cancer). God willing you continue to be lucky enough to never experience either of those things. And for those of you who are defending this "whoa is me nonsense", yall are just encouraging the boy and are not helping. End rant.
    Well said. You haven't lived long enough or seen enough of the world to have more than a childish perspective. That doesn't dismiss the fact that you felt the way you did. Maybe it was real.

    It's like a 3 year old who skins his knees and wails like he is about to die. No perspective. Not that I am without sympathy for the 3 year old - shit is real to him. But we both know the kid will experience far worse shit in the coming years. Generally, the play is to not say this to the child. He can't process that news yet. Can you?

    Imagine that kid was yours and you take him to emergency and they discover he has cancer. Now that shit happens to parents. Drexel will tell you everything gonna be okay but we know shit don't always work out for these folks.

    Larry, if you really had reached that point where you really didn't give a fuck about life anymore I would have suggested you harness this precious and rare level consciousness.

    It's the guys who don't give a fuck and don't fear failure or death that are dangerous. Why would you give up that kind of equity?

    This thread is more reveling about those that bothered to reach out.

    Drexel, for example, is gonna tell you tales of the beautiful sunrises to be experienced. Drexel is running another one of his soft cons. Drexel has a wry sense of humor that he uses for his own purpose. Truth is you are guaranteed to experience far worse shit if you are playing the game right. But now you are better able to deal.

    Like someone who graduates Choice Center and thinks they have achieved a new level of consciousness I think your alleged flirtation with suicide is hokum. If you were sincere, my apologies and congratulations.

    Stop being a pussy

    I hope I have helped.

    this did help. I wish I had thanked you before.





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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    well that's it. I've officially had it. tonight was the last straw.


    so I've decided to roll with it. this never ending train wreck I call life. I have no friends, only people who say they're my friend and really they are my mortal enemy. they've pushed me as far as I can go.


    so I'm calling it quits at life. in just a mere number of hours I will be gone. pushed from existence. I'm gonna let them win. I tried. I really did. but I just didn't try enough.


    this is my final mission. I'm not going out with a bang, I'm going out silently. by myself.

    I've been close to the edge for a while now. and I think it's time to go over. into the abyss.

    one mistake begets another and I'm over it. I'm over life.

    30 years was a good run. longer than some, shorter than most.

    my family will be sad, my true friends will be sad but over time they'll cope and they'll understand that there was no helping me. this is the way it has to be.


    bye everyone. it's been fun. but I won't be around anymore. on PFA or in life. unless I somehow get out of the deep depression I'm in.


    go ahead and troll away. it's ok. I deserve it.


    stay up

    Larry

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    This thread should be thumbtacked.

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    I've completely reversed my opinion larr has been out here crushing it and is probably the 3rd best poster on this site

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    Quote Originally Posted by lol wow View Post
    I've completely reversed my opinion larr has been out here crushing it and is probably the 3rd best poster on this site
    With deference to whom?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken Hordell View Post
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