He's lovin' it: Poker player to attempt to eat $1000 worth of McDonalds food in 36 hours

[sonatine]

if they have one of those kiosks then one can rack up a pretty hefty bill pretty quickly.

http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/20...ew-system.html


Couple of those $30 big macs and he'll be golden

this might be the most larrylaffer post in history.

[sonatine]

safe to say he has an angle like hes going to bang a shot of lemonade + paprika ever hour so that hes just constantly shitting for the duration.

I still feel like the catch is extras, or non-standard items. If you walk in and order a go-gurt they might charge you $2? You can slam those. I'm sure there's something else that goes down easy. Hell they added guacamole recently. Start adding that to everything, it can't be cheap

gogurts are like $1 each or something.. i mean if they are charging like $1.29 to add a mcslice of bacon or something, then this bet is over and he wins, but i cant find anything to back that up.

[LarryLaffer]

if they have one of those kiosks then one can rack up a pretty hefty bill pretty quickly.

http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/20...ew-system.html


Couple of those $30 big macs and he'll be golden

this might be the most larrylaffer post in history.

[Daly]

safe to say he has an angle like hes going to bang a shot of lemonade + paprika ever hour so that hes just constantly shitting for the duration.

I still feel like the catch is extras, or non-standard items. If you walk in and order a go-gurt they might charge you $2? You can slam those. I'm sure there's something else that goes down easy. Hell they added guacamole recently. Start adding that to everything, it can't be cheap

I do agree that "the catch" if there is one is in the extras. I mean someone linked the Nut High burger and it came out to $25. It's still a 1/4 burger with a chef salad and 10 slices of government cheese

[sonatine]

I still feel like the catch is extras, or non-standard items. If you walk in and order a go-gurt they might charge you $2? You can slam those. I'm sure there's something else that goes down easy. Hell they added guacamole recently. Start adding that to everything, it can't be cheap

I do agree that "the catch" if there is one is in the extras. I mean someone linked the Nut High burger and it came out to $25. It's still a 1/4 burger with a chef salad and 10 slices of government cheese

lest we forget, even at $25 a piece hes going to have to eat 32 of them PLUS 35 side salads if he can somehow stay awake for 36 straight hours, and if we assume hes going to literally die at hour 24 then he has to down a staggering 1 Nut High and a side salad as well something like every 40 minutes and thats a fraction of what the guy in Se7en needed to croak that fattard.

[WillieMcFML]

I still feel like the catch is extras, or non-standard items. If you walk in and order a go-gurt they might charge you $2? You can slam those. I'm sure there's something else that goes down easy. Hell they added guacamole recently. Start adding that to everything, it can't be cheap

I do agree that "the catch" if there is one is in the extras. I mean someone linked the Nut High burger and it came out to $25. It's still a 1/4 burger with a chef salad and 10 slices of government cheese

that's his plan and he said if mc'd employees don't accommodate him he's fucked. one of the conditions is he can't call the restaurant ahead

And 20 bacon strips and 20 cheese slices that's my plan for hot food portion

https://twitter.com/mikenoori <--- his twitter if anyone wants to hear the real details and avoid the #FAKENEWS

[OSA]

We are all assuming that he is on the shitter the entire time right?

If so, he can eat while he shits AND shit while he is passed out.

[WillieMcFML]

also, as far as using a diuretic, he is planning on eating $500 of apple slices so that should be more than enough

so, it's basically $500 worth of apple slices, $200 of salads, and $300 of hot foods

[LarryLaffer]

this guy raelly fucked up. should've chose wendy's.



spicy chicken sandwich

[Krypt]

Judging by his last name, he is Persian and from a middle to lower class family

[mulva]

lol over 100 sides of bacon and 100 gogurts....in addition to whatever else he needs.

i would love to watch all of this unfold. fucker should hire somebody to film. i bet somebody would do it for free

[mulva]

think about it. bacon has to be involved. it's prolly $1 per piece and mickey's bacon is small and pretty crispy. i think each piece they sell is like half size.

still.... 500 pieces of small bacon is still 500 pieces.

and what about sides of anything?

[chinamaniac]

How much is an extra slice of cheese? That is where I would be attacking.

[mulva]

How much is an extra slice of cheese? That is where I would be attacking.

isn't cheese only 25-50 cents per slice?

and 20 slices of cheese is aprox 1 lb

200 slices for a $100.oo? 10lbs of cheese..lol and mickey's cheeses which sux..

how much fucking cheese can you eat as well? isn't cheese the dairy equivalent of pancakes.

[Crowe Diddly]

Where are the most expensive McDonalds prices to be found? If there's a McD's in a theme park or stadium near him, the prices there would make this bet a lot easier, maybe by half or more.

edit: nevermind, just saw the no inflated pricing rule.

[NaturalBornHustler]

Bacon is 99 cents for an average sized strip. (They say 2 strips on receipt but their "strips" are halves) I get it all the time on breakfast sandwiches. In some more expensive/privately owned ones it is as much as $1.29.

[mulva]

Bacon is 99 cents for an average sized strip. (They say 2 strips on receipt but their "strips" are halves) I get it all the time on breakfast sandwiches. In some more expensive/privately owned ones it is as much as $1.29.

Regular-sliced bacon is .062 inches thick (1/16 inch)
with 16 - 20 slices per pound.
Thin-sliced bacon is .031 inches thick (1/32 inch) with.
28 - 32 slices per pound.


mickey bacon is prolly .015 with 40-50 slices per pound. somebody do the math here. eating a lot is starting to look possible

[sonatine]

bacon must be key. a big mac is 7.5 ounces and costs $4. a slice of bacon costs $1.29 and weighs half an ounce. 7.5 ounces of bacon, the weight of a big mac, costs almost $20.

he has to eat $50 worth of burgers.. so he buys 13 big macs, each with 45 slices of bacon on it. each bacon monstrosity burger would weigh 1.87 pounds about for a total weight of about 25 pounds, rounded up.

the bacon could be key here, no doubt about it.

[sonatine]

x factor tho if a mcdonalds only sells him 10 or 20 bacon, he has to take the 7.5 ounce hit and get a whole new big mac at the next store, so the 13 big mac total can only go up for every store that refuses to sell him 45 pieces of bacon on one big mac.

[LarryLaffer]

you all do know that a 24 hour McD has a set menu for the late night hours.