I love how people say "if this were in my town you'd get your ass beat in the parking lot"

It's 2012 you idiots. Every person and their mother has a walking video camera waiting for an idiot like you to beat someone up in a parking lot.

It's not 1989 anymore...


That being said, you're a giant douche for calling the clock so quickly.

It's obvious you were having a shitty day and needed to take it out on someone, somehow.