Goooo Dodgers!
Goooo Dodgers!
There should be a mercy rule for the NL playoffs. If the Dodgers score a run, its a complete blow out of the Cubs. No way can they come back from such a huge deficit. Better trade all these losers on the off season and get some players that can hit.
Why the fuck do I do this to myself. You watch the whole reg season and see 103 games where your team looks bullet proof, then this shit happens. When they almost fucked off a 2-0 lead in a 5 gamer against SF, I thought maybe its a sign things werent all too good. I blocked it out and was all in the clouds when Montero clobbered that slam in Game 1, but damn that seems like ages ago now.
As the reg season went on, I was sad my dad wasnt able to see what was happening. He waited his whole life for a Cubs title and never got it. After tonight I said to myself this is the one good thing about him being gone early, that he doesnt have to endure this bullshit again.
Hate to say it but I can totally see this ending 4-1 and then the Dodgers riding that high to win the WS. Hope not but thats what Im feeling.
The series is far from over.
Was a die hard Cubs fan until ~2011 when I moved abroad.
I realized I didn't miss baseball at all, and stopped caring entirely.
Have watched playoffs because all of Chicago family are going on about how awesome the Cubs are, they will win etc.
Fuck that; without looking I remember Rich Hill being a rather shitty pitcher for the Cubs, joke game.
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4-0
Let's go!!!
You, bifftard, and snake in ass are the top 3 idiots on site(now that spartentard overdosed)
10-2
Lester going tomorrow ladies
Nice win. I had the Cubs today at even money. That line was way off, should have been closer to -150. I will be betting Maeda tomorrow @ +150.
Here we go Bigdick! Biftard I hope you choke on Joe Buck's dick and hair plugs.
LOL. I heard Steve Bartman is throwing out the 1st pitch today.
Where the fuck is my boy cokehead at????
Let's go cokehead we have a big fucking game today.
The cubs O is gonna push Kershaws shit in today
Almora replacing Heyward
http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/1...ngeles-dodgers
https://drunkinamidnightchoir.com/20...-the-playoffs/
For Cubs Fans Who Encourage Me to Root for The Cubs in the Playoffs
Hey Guys!
My my my, you have been working over time trying to convince me to root for your Cubbies. It’s cool that you’re excited. The Cubs haven’t given you much to be excited about and I get it. You just don’t know how to handle all of this pure joy. While I appreciate the invite allow me to explain why I am turning down your offer.
Few things first: I am a White Sox fan. I also recognize that the Cubs are a better team than the White Sox both on and off the field. Theo Epstein is a genius that should quit baseball and solve world hunger through the use of sabermetrics. I don’t know how that would work but I’m sure he could do it. The Cubs roster is filled with young, talented, and gritty players that are fun to watch. Joe Maddon is like your neighbor’s cool uncle that comes through town in his hippy van every summer with a different girlfriend and let’s you smoke weed with him while he talks about how Burning Man used to awesome before it went commercial. They are an enviable team set up for long-term success.
That being said, Fuck The Cubs. Why? Glad you asked.
1) I Don’t Care About Your Dead Grandpa.
I’ve heard, “C’mon Cubbies! Let’s do it for Grandpa! I know he’s watching from heaven” or a variation of that quote on Facebook, on sports radio, in person, etc a thousand times. The Cubs are not winning it all for your grandpa. Javier Baez gives no shits about your grandpa. Anthony Rizzo gives no shits about your grandpa. Cubs fans act as if the Cubs winning the World Series will unleash a zombie horde of their dead relatives to help them celebrate the title. I understand the connection between family and sports. I have a lot of great memories of going to games with my grandparents. I also have a lot of great memories of my grandparents that don’t involve sports at all. If the only connection you had with your grandpa was baseball, he was probably a shitty grandpa and he deserves nothing.
2) Fuck Bill Murray
Ahhhhh the playoffs, the time of year when actors pretend to be from Chicago when they haven’t lived here in decades. Doesn’t Wes Anderson have a bit role in a whimsical, dark comedy for Bill to play? Bill Murray is to baseball what Jim Belushi is to hockey. Fuck John Cusack and his Straight To OnDemand ass. Fuck Eddie Vedder while we’re at it. And speaking of Eddie Vedder…
3) Enough With the Songs Already!
You know the douchebag that showed up to college parties with an acoustic guitar? Well he graduated, became an accountant, built himself a home studio, hung up a dream catcher for inspiration, and is writing a song about the Cubs. Every year that guy learns how to make a video in iMovie and every year the WGN news reports on it. It’s always the loneliest looking motherfucker you’ve ever seen wearing a Cubs jersey with his own name on the back. And then Eddie Vedder comes along with some half baked sea-chantey and steals that poor bastard’s glory.
That brings us to the soundtrack to the final circle of Hell, “Go Cubs Go”. Have you ever wanted to listen to a really shitty Steve Winwood song? Well this shit show is right up your alley. At least the White Sox had the decency to use an already world renowned white people wedding banger, “Don’t Stop Believing” as their soundtrack to victory. Did we care that Journey is from San Francisco? No because Journey’s music transcends all geographic borders. Did we care that they mention South Detroit in the song? No because we’re not even sure if that’s a real place. It might not be original but I’d rather have a proven classic than an original piece of shit.
4) Wrigleyville Would Burn to the Ground
Actually, that might be kinda rad. Go for it.
5) Your Uniforms Suck
You can talk any kind of shit about the White Sox. From the stadium name to the ownership and I couldn’t say you were wrong. When it comes to the uniforms, you’re fucking done. Game over. If you’re wearing an outfit that is both appropriate for a baseball game and for marching in a 4th of July parade, you need to burn that joint. The red, white, and blue uniforms really bring out the sunburn in your stupid face except for that part around your eyes because you wore your super cool Oakleys shades.
Also, Dr. Dre wore a Sox hat in the “Nothing But A G Thang” video. Not even Lil Bow Wow would be caught wearing a Cubs hat.
I can’t do it guys. I’m not going to jump on a bandwagon that I would prefer to ghost ride into the Chicago River. I’m not going to pretend that I believe in curses or that Ron Santo deserves to be in the Hall of Fame. The most you’ll get out of me is not telling the lady at my son’s day care to burn in Hell when she tells him, “Make sure to cheer for the Cubbies this weekend.” Good luck, though. You still trash.
"Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."
George Steinbrenner
Can't wait to see Kershaw throw a CG shutout, then watch the panic wash over the faces of Cub fans at Wrigley.
I'm so fucking happy the Cubs came back home up 3-2. It'll just make it so much sweeter when you guys choke it away, and now we get to see all the faggots at Wrigley cry like little bitches. This is gonna be great!
fucking bifftard
top of 1st nobody on base and cubs fans on their feet.
Take notes L.A.
Too hot to go to a NLCS game
Leadoff guy on 2nd base in 1st for Cubs, and everyone I can see in the crowd is just sitting there like nothing's happening.top of 1st nobody on base and cubs fans on their feet.
Take notes L.A.
Too hot to go to a NLCS game
Guess that everybody on their feet thing got tiring after 5 minutes.
Took an RBI single to make people realize that they're at an NLCS-clinching game.
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