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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
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    After making a few calls this morning, let me say that Martin's description of the vetting process by DHS is grossly exaggerated.
    I've not mentioned him by name nor do I plan to affect him in any way. I personally didnt believe Tyde has been an unemployed shitbag alcoholic druggie loser for years and years and does 3 months of qualifications and then passed even our lowest form of approvals. And I can confidently say he didn't.


    hmmm that's odd, considering that today is Columbus Day and all government offices are closed

    additionally

    https://www.tsa.gov/disqualifying-offenses-factors


    searles theres a lot of topics you can spew garbage about on this forum without anyone questioning your expertise, but security clearance is probably one you should avoid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
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    After making a few calls this morning, let me say that Martin's description of the vetting process by DHS is grossly exaggerated.
    I've not mentioned him by name nor do I plan to affect him in any way. I personally didnt believe Tyde has been an unemployed shitbag alcoholic druggie loser for years and years and does 3 months of qualifications and then passed even our lowest form of approvals. And I can confidently say he didn't.


    hmmm that's odd, considering that today is Columbus Day and all government offices are closed
    True story. http://www.ibtimes.com/columbus-day-...ederal-2428152

    Government offices

    It's a federal holiday, which means don't expect federal or state government offices to be open. Some county offices may remain open.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post
    After making a few calls this morning, I can confidently say that the 1-900 sex phone lines are closed for the holiday. Either that or they have call display & are sick of hearing from me
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
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    hmmm that's odd, considering that today is Columbus Day and all government offices are closed

    additionally

    https://www.tsa.gov/disqualifying-offenses-factors


    searles theres a lot of topics you can spew garbage about on this forum without anyone questioning your expertise, but security clearance is probably one you should avoid.



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    Marty, the Rio Grande current is not to be trifled with, so be careful on your way back to Rosarito

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post
    3 months of qualifications and then passed even our lowest form of approvals. And I can confidently say he didn't.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
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    3 months of qualifications and then passed even our lowest form of approvals. And I can confidently say he didn't.


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    where is the other monitor?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post
    3 months of qualifications and then passed even our lowest form of approvals. And I can confidently say he didn't.


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    maybe next time have your 'assistant' make your fake phone calls to DHS

     
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    So is this like a busboy but on a boat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by adamantium View Post
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    where is the other monitor?

    Point is you were "vetted" by DHS no more than a person applying for a passport would be vetted. You tried to make it sound like they did some thorough check on you and it's simply not true. You said yourself you never had an in person interview.

    I in fact made a few personal calls today and inquired about the process of obtaining a merchant mariner certification, as I don't deal with that in my day to day. What I learned is we have in no way shape or form given you any security clearance, approval, vetted you, etc. So please quit acting like you passed a rigorous DHS background because you didn't. You couldn't. A 5 minute PFA search would exclude you

     
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    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigPoppaDump View Post
    So is this like a busboy but on a boat?

    you obviously didn't read the OP

    I'm a department head responsible for writing menus, ordering provisions, delegating overtime, and supervising a crew of anywhere from 5-8 Steward department personnel

    'busboys' are not required to pass the ServSafe Managers exam

    In this particular case with my upcoming position, I'm ultimately responsible for feeding 90 civilians and military subcontractors 3 times a day

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by adamantium View Post
    where is the other monitor?

    Point is you were "vetted" by DHS no more than a person applying for a passport would be vetted. You tried to make it sound like they did some thorough check on you and it's simply not true. You said yourself you never had an in person interview.

    I in fact made a few personal calls today and inquired about the process of obtaining a merchant mariner certification, as I don't deal with that in my day to day. What I learned is we have in no way shape or form given you any security clearance, approval, vetted you, etc. So please quit acting like you passed a rigorous DHS background because you didn't. You couldn't. A 5 minute PFA search would exclude you

    you're a fucking idiot talking out of your ass and don't know shit....

    you actually think attaining a Merchant Mariner Credential is as simple as applying for a passport ?

    wow

    so you made a few calls to your buddies today ?

    LOL

    sorry you got caught implying you contacted DHS today when in fact its a holiday...that sucks for you Chubbs

    and yes, when I was applying for my TWIC card, I did have an 'in person' interview you KNOB

    get a life you fat fuck

    oh and enjoy grinding out your shit job every month for what I'm going to be making weekly

    more updates will be forthcoming as soon as I fly out and join my ship this week

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
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    Point is you were "vetted" by DHS no more than a person applying for a passport would be vetted. You tried to make it sound like they did some thorough check on you and it's simply not true. You said yourself you never had an in person interview.

    I in fact made a few personal calls today and inquired about the process of obtaining a merchant mariner certification, as I don't deal with that in my day to day. What I learned is we have in no way shape or form given you any security clearance, approval, vetted you, etc. So please quit acting like you passed a rigorous DHS background because you didn't. You couldn't. A 5 minute PFA search would exclude you

    you're a fucking idiot talking out of your ass and don't know shit....

    you actually think attaining a Merchant Mariner Credential as as simple as applying for a passport ?

    wow

    so you made a few calls to your buddies today ?

    LOL

    sorry you got caught implying you contacted DHS today when in fact its a holiday...that sucks for you Chubbs

    and yes, when I was applying for my TWIC card, I did have an 'in person' interview you KNOB

    get a life you fat fuck

    oh and enjoy grinding out your shit job every month for what I'm going to be making weekly

    more updates will be forthcoming as soon as I fly out and join my ship this week

    CLOWN
    https://www.oig.dhs.gov/assets/Mgmt/...-128-Sep16.pdf

    Just a scathing report that shows your little TWIC card involved no "vetting" of you whatsoever.
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post


    you're a fucking idiot talking out of your ass and don't know shit....

    you actually think attaining a Merchant Mariner Credential as as simple as applying for a passport ?

    wow

    so you made a few calls to your buddies today ?

    LOL

    sorry you got caught implying you contacted DHS today when in fact its a holiday...that sucks for you Chubbs

    and yes, when I was applying for my TWIC card, I did have an 'in person' interview you KNOB

    get a life you fat fuck

    oh and enjoy grinding out your shit job every month for what I'm going to be making weekly

    more updates will be forthcoming as soon as I fly out and join my ship this week

    CLOWN
    https://www.oig.dhs.gov/assets/Mgmt/...-128-Sep16.pdf

    Just a scathing report that shows your little TWIC card involved no "vetting" of you whatsoever.

    the vetting process involves a variety of background questions which you know nothing about, because security guards aren't required to possess a TWIC card.

    In addition, just to take the VPDSD course requires a second round with DHS

    are you that stupid ?

    oh and just out of curiosity, how did your conversation go today with the Department of Homeland Security considering they are CLOSED

    you're the biggest toolbox on this site you bet welching fat slob

    good luck with the rest of your glamorous career as a minimum wage rent a cop

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    I'm glad to were able to pass security clearance despite your connection to Micon.

    So I guess I'm wondering why you didn't;t do this sooner? I get it was a lot of work but seems pretty sweet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post

    https://www.oig.dhs.gov/assets/Mgmt/...-128-Sep16.pdf

    Just a scathing report that shows your little TWIC card involved no "vetting" of you whatsoever.

    the vetting process involves a variety of background questions which you know nothing about, because security guards aren't required to possess a TWIC card.

    In addition, just to take the VPDSD course requires a second round with DHS

    are you that stupid ?

    oh and just out of curiosity, how did your conversation go today with the Department of Homeland Security considering they are CLOSED

    you're the biggest toolbox on this site you bet welching fat slob

    good luck with the rest of your glamorous career as a minimum wage rent a cop
    In case you haven't followed along, I've been employed by DHS since February. Others on this board can verify. After successful completion of coursework at the Federal Law Enforcement Training Academy in Brunswick GA, I've had a gravy desk job in KC ever since.

    I don't doubt much of your story Marty. I'm simply replying to your "extensive vetting" remark. It's a laughable grandiose exaggeration to unnecessarily try to add validity to your situation. TWIC cards ain't shit bro

     
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    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post
    I don't doubt much of your story Marty.
    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post
    3 months of qualifications and then passed even our lowest form of approvals. And I can confidently say he didn't.



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    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post
    In case you haven't followed along, I've been employed by DHS since February


    I think it's beyond highly unlikely that you actually work for DHS, but if you did by some miracle manage to secure a job with them, I'm certain they hired you in a 'top level position' that takes into account your extensive resume'




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