I have this fantasy that every time Hillary has been in private for the last 8 months, on a plane or hotel, the only exercise she's done is boy-style pushups. Then after Trump mentions her ill health during a debate, she responds by challenging him to a pushup contest in the middle of the stage. He couldn't possibly say no, and the sight of his doughy body unable to do one pushup would stab right in the heart of his core supporters.
lol at sonatine with his hitler talk. then he says "godwin's law is irrelevant here".
Sonatine = 75432 aka the nut low
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I seriously think Trump can beat any old geriatric on this board calling him a pussy.
"Druff would suck his own dick if it were long enough"- Brandon "drexel" Drexel
"ann coulter literally has more common sense than pfa."-Sonatine
"Real grinders supports poker fraud"- Ray Davis
"DRILLED HER GOOD"- HONGKONGER
You know how he is like Hitler? In the way that you can go back and look and there are a dozen times he should have been dead. I keep thinking about all those missed assassination attempts with Hitler. Its borderline supernatural how good he's ran from silver spoon birth right up to last week talking about her stamina right before she drops. He needed 16 candidates to split the electorate perfect perfect. Rubio gaining? No problem, full robot meltdown. A strong man authortarian talking nonsense? No problem, even the non-retarded countries are fancying that right now. Paris, homegrown terrorist attack perfectly timed for GOP primary audience.
I can't think of anything in the political world similar, just sports analogies where the team with the huge win probability is running clock yet feels doomed. Its nonsensical superstition, but I won't lie, I'm nervous. I'm always a bit nervous in these spots, but I keep seeing someone like Pelosi on tv talking about how Trump is the gift that keeps on giving and I'm thinking," have you seen the recent polls?" They aren't good.
I mean, that suv gets there :20 earlier or she walks two more feet, her health stays in Breitbart world instead of national news.
I keep thinking he's dead in debates because he's borderline retarded on every subject outside Manhattan's zoning laws and grifting poor people, but you just expect some terrorist shit two days before the election where he'll somehow opt out saying its no time for politics. Thats all I'm doing if I'm team Trump. Trying to figure out how to dodge debates without looking like a pussy. He can't win them unless she drops on stage, but with the way this guy runs....
http://http://gothamist.com/2016/09/14/hillary_death_conspiracy.phpTrying to figure out how to dodge debates without looking like a pussy. He can't win them unless she drops on stage, but with the way this guy runs....
Not only that but that he went to a military style boarding school and then didn't go ROTC into the military was just bizarre to me. Other than like all the libs that jettisoned to Canada - A lot of people on both political sides didn't want anything to do with that particular 'military action'.
Lol
Bill Clinton didn't fight in any wars, neither did George W, neither did obama, so wtf are we arguing about.
The only war hillary fought was a war of attrition with Bill's infidelity, and she lost.
"Druff would suck his own dick if it were long enough"- Brandon "drexel" Drexel
"ann coulter literally has more common sense than pfa."-Sonatine
"Real grinders supports poker fraud"- Ray Davis
"DRILLED HER GOOD"- HONGKONGER
Trump has been saying he wants a nation "under one God" in recent days. So, looks like the new plan to defeat Isis is to become Isis. Tight theocracy.
Bill Clinton got heckled for being a "draft dodger" for the entire campaign and his entire presidency. He did pull some strings to sort of enroll in ROTC at Arkansas, and then stayed another year at Oxford.
George W pulled strings to join the Texas Air National guard, didn't even show up for the last 2 years of his service, and Karl Rover turned him into a bigger war hero than John McCain or John Kerry, who got a fucking Silver Star.
Obama has the pretty solid excuse of being 12 years old when the draft ended.
The point is that Trump talks real big about sending other people to fight wars, but when his country actually asked him to serve, he had daddy slip a doctor a few hundred bucks.
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