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    No offense Larry, but you're five foot three and a buck fifteen. You probably didn't have a normal brain to begin with. And that's before you smoked all that weed and spent god only knows how many hours building skate parks on tony hawk.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Henry View Post
    No offense Larry, but you're five foot three and a buck fifteen. You probably didn't have a normal brain to begin with. And that's before you smoked all that weed and spent god only knows how many hours building skate parks on tony hawk.

    LoL at this...

    what the fuck does my height and weight (which i have no control over) have anything to do with this?


    really.....


    no offense taken

    because when a fucking retard says something retarded, I don't take offense.

    carry on now....
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    I think it has everything to do with this.

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    listen


    i'm not gonna get into a debate with you on how my height and weight factor into this discussion on Trumpnuggets et al.


    but what i will say is this:

    I don't get offended when people who are full on retard, with a splash of autism, and a dash of Aspergers, make comments about my height and weight.


    Fact is this:

    i'm way more athletic than you'll ever be....because I go out and do things. I ride my bike (and on weds from 10-6 i get paid for it), ride my skateboard and do a bunch of other things a person like you, who makes such retarded comments, does in a fucking full calendar year.

    anyways

    carry on gentleman.....

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post

    i'm way more athletic than you'll ever be....because I go out and do things. I ride my bike (and on weds from 10-6 i get paid for it), ride my skateboard and do a bunch of other things a person like you, who makes such retarded comments, does in a fucking full calendar year.
    This is something that amuses me. The 20 & 30 somethings with their Lycra suits and retarded helmets on multi-thousand dollar bikes who pose while they talk about their cross training. All the while thinking they are athletic.

    They may be fit but you are born athletic. You can improve what little you got with training.

    Any more than graduating college means you are intelligent. You can improve what little you have.

    I know kids smoking cigarettes on the sidewalk outside the local dive who i would snap bet on in a sport requiring coordination vs half these poseurs.

    Just a pet peeve of mine.

    Carry on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    I ride my bike
    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    ride my skateboard
    What exactly are you trying to prove here, Larry?

    I used to do those things too back when I was five foot three.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post

    i'm way more athletic than you'll ever be....because I go out and do things. I ride my bike (and on weds from 10-6 i get paid for it), ride my skateboard and do a bunch of other things a person like you, who makes such retarded comments, does in a fucking full calendar year.
    This is something that amuses me. The 20 & 30 somethings with their Lycra suits and retarded helmets on multi-thousand dollar bikes who pose while they talk about their cross training. All the while thinking they are athletic.

    They may be fit but you are born athletic. You can improve what little you got with training.

    Any more than graduating college means you are intelligent. You can improve what little you have.

    I know kids smoking cigarettes on the sidewalk outside the local dive who i would snap bet on in a sport requiring coordination vs half these poseurs.

    Just a pet peeve of mine.

    Carry on.
    you name the milage, you name the time I have to do it in, and we'll make a bet.

    do you think i can do 100 miles in less than 12 hours? I'd love to take your money.

    there's ways to prove this too, using software like Strava.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post

    This is something that amuses me. The 20 & 30 somethings with their Lycra suits and retarded helmets on multi-thousand dollar bikes who pose while they talk about their cross training. All the while thinking they are athletic.

    They may be fit but you are born athletic. You can improve what little you got with training.

    Any more than graduating college means you are intelligent. You can improve what little you have.

    I know kids smoking cigarettes on the sidewalk outside the local dive who i would snap bet on in a sport requiring coordination vs half these poseurs.

    Just a pet peeve of mine.

    Carry on.
    you name the milage, you name the time I have to do it in, and we'll make a bet.

    do you think i can do 100 miles in less than 12 hours? I'd love to take your money.

    there's ways to prove this too, using software like Strava.
    Is that fitness or athleticism?

    I ain't targeting bike riders but a generation of fitness freaks who don't know the difference.

    Yeah, you look great. Nice abs but you aren't an athlete.

    This has something to do with my hatred of the Boston Marathon and a lot of the Olympics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post

    i'm way more athletic than you'll ever be....because I go out and do things. I ride my bike (and on weds from 10-6 i get paid for it), ride my skateboard and do a bunch of other things a person like you, who makes such retarded comments, does in a fucking full calendar year.
    This is something that amuses me. The 20 & 30 somethings with their Lycra suits and retarded helmets on multi-thousand dollar bikes who pose while they talk about their cross training. All the while thinking they are athletic.

    They may be fit but you are born athletic. You can improve what little you got with training.

    Any more than graduating college means you are intelligent. You can improve what little you have.

    I know kids smoking cigarettes on the sidewalk outside the local dive who i would snap bet on in a sport requiring coordination vs half these poseurs.

    Just a pet peeve of mine.

    Carry on.
    AMEN.

    I love all these new programs they have out for fitness. Some "fitness guru" puts out a dvd and then it's basically a huge pyramid scheme below.

    They pass their knowledge down to "experts" who then spam facebook/friends/etc with pictures of a flabby gut-> 6 pack transformation.

    Are you really going to purchase a system from "experts" who clearly need to get in better shape themselves?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post

    you name the milage, you name the time I have to do it in, and we'll make a bet.

    do you think i can do 100 miles in less than 12 hours? I'd love to take your money.

    there's ways to prove this too, using software like Strava.
    Is that fitness or athleticism.

    it's for your last sentence on that post saying youd snap bet the kids at the local dive.

    but it takes both by the way to do a century in any amount of time.

    Chicago to Milwaukee is about 100 miles by bike. Will do it anytime.

    let me know. like i said, there's ways to track me as i ride.


    edit:

    didnt see your edit. I get it. but still, you say you'd snap bet the kids at the bar, and i'm taking you up on that.

    and i in no way am a fitness geek. I actually hate exercising, save for skateboarding and riding my bike. Those people also irk me to no end.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post

    This is something that amuses me. The 20 & 30 somethings with their Lycra suits and retarded helmets on multi-thousand dollar bikes who pose while they talk about their cross training. All the while thinking they are athletic.

    They may be fit but you are born athletic. You can improve what little you got with training.

    Any more than graduating college means you are intelligent. You can improve what little you have.

    I know kids smoking cigarettes on the sidewalk outside the local dive who i would snap bet on in a sport requiring coordination vs half these poseurs.

    Just a pet peeve of mine.

    Carry on.
    AMEN.

    I love all these new programs they have out for fitness. Some "fitness guru" puts out a dvd and then it's basically a huge pyramid scheme below.

    They pass their knowledge down to "experts" who then spam facebook/friends/etc with pictures of a flabby gut-> 6 pack transformation.

    Are you really going to purchase a system from "experts" who clearly need to get in better shape themselves?
    You know who the worst are? It's the women who discovered Zumba & Crossfit programs later in life. They never felt or looked better and start coming off like they are athletes.

    They are in the gym 5 days a week. Serious shit. Then some 14 year old will walk in and this kid would kick her ass in any game you can choose just on raw ability.

     
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    Get on board the only train that doesn't end the American dream.

     
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    FTR, while I agree that the above is hypocritical, as horrible as it was to lose her son, Pat Smith has been unwilling to listen to the voice of reason and understand the actual chain of events that lead to that tragedy and the aftermath... Just like the majority of right wing dimwits that continue to harp on Benghazi.
    I agree that Pat Smith has been duped by the GOP propaganda about Hilldawg's responsibility in the matter.
    But how is it hypocritical when the issues raised by Khan speaking is that Trump's blanket prescription for dealing with *some* Muslim terrorists is to suspect *all* Muslims of being potential terrorists, and has called for blanket suspension of Muslim-American's civil rights? Khan speaking about his son and confronting Trump on these matters speaks directly to the absurdity of the first matter *and* the absolute violation of the Constitution by the second
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    thread, nerds.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Henry View Post
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    ride my skateboard
    What exactly are you trying to prove here, Larry?
    That his tiny brain can't afford a car.

     
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    It doesn't seem possible that Donald Trump can say something more insane and ignorant than he did yesterday, but he just keeps doing it.

    "While I feel deeply for the loss of his son, Mr Khan, who has never met me, has no right to stand in front of millions of people and claim I have never read the Constitution, (which is false) and say many other inaccurate things,"
    http://www.bbc.com/news/election-us-2016-36935175

    Only Donald Trump could defend his knowledge of the constitution by making a completely incorrect statement about constitutional rights.

     
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