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    Mark Hunt has every right to be pissed but UFC is probably going to tell his 42 year old ass with a 12-11-1 record to gtfo over paying him half of Brock's purse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shizzmoney View Post
    Friday laugh: Dan Henderson and Bruce Buffer run over Howard Lederer 3 handed.

    Howards out there trying to bring in the mma fish for you. Then you guys accuse him of running a ponzi scheme because of bad luck and bad timing. You guys need to get to work on those apology letters imo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shizzmoney View Post
    Either UFC makes Hunt happy....or he's most likely going to Bellator

    http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/15...lease-from-ufc
    LOL NO and LOL NO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    bruce buffer is pure cancer and whats weird is how many high level, respected mma enthusiasts i know who are like 'oh him? shrug, hes fine i guess'
    Tbh he get's me pumped for the fight. He's good at what he does.

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    40% of the opponents Hunt has faced pissed hot afterwards.


    Think about that while you sit here and shit on the mans legacy.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Holy shit, I didn't know Brock pissed hot. I was really impressed with how he fought considering he had to go full natty for a month or whatever lol. Well scratch that, he deserves to lose half his money but he wont.

    If Lesnar was full natty a year he'd be an absolute joke in the octagon.

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    http://www.miraclecovers.com

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    They're saying it was a June 28th "out of competition" drug test and the UFC wasn't notified prior to the event. That test was a week and a half before the fight. How did that not disqualify him from fighting?


    http://espn.go.com/mma/story/_/id/17...ping-violation

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    Quote Originally Posted by DirtyB View Post

    They're saying it was a June 28th "out of competition" drug test and the UFC wasn't notified prior to the event. That test was a week and a half before the fight. How did that not disqualify him from fighting?
    test results take 2-3 weeks to return. for example, Jonny Bones' test took 17 days to come back, I think. Of course, expedited tests can be done in less than a week, but... $$$.

    anyway, all Out of Competition means is any time that's not 24 hours before or after a fight. only PEDs are tested for, as opposed to In Competition, when pot, coke, caffeine, all that shit gets tested for.

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    It's all just a conspiracy!

    Brock is going to test positive for estrogen blockers and will work together with Jon Jones to say this test is a fraud. Somehow they will be set free even though both were juicing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DirtyB View Post

    They're saying it was a June 28th "out of competition" drug test and the UFC wasn't notified prior to the event. That test was a week and a half before the fight. How did that not disqualify him from fighting?
    test results take 2-3 weeks to return. for example, Jonny Bones' test took 17 days to come back, I think. Of course, expedited tests can be done in less than a week, but... $$$.
    I would think that the biggest MMA event of the year would warrant spending a few extra bucks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DirtyB View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly View Post
    test results take 2-3 weeks to return. for example, Jonny Bones' test took 17 days to come back, I think. Of course, expedited tests can be done in less than a week, but... $$$.
    I would think that the biggest MMA event of the year would warrant spending a few extra bucks.
    the people who took a money-losing company and built it up to a 4 billion dollar company are not in the business of putting their main events in any more jeopardy than they absolutely have to, and cannot be reasonably expected to spend extra money to do so under their own volition.

    The people who should be more on top of this are USADA, who love claiming these big athletes as scalps for their mantles. They revel in busting athletes, and you would think THEY would be the ones making sure tests like Brock's were expedited, since they are being paid to take care of all that shit. BUT, if they bust Brock after the fight, they get the scalp, the UFC gets the big payday, and the athlete gets a 2 year vacation with a fine that doesn't touch his PPV money.

    These are the issues you get when the promotion gets to write their own testing rules. Still better than everyone else, but far, far from optimal.

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    they basically signed brock when conor dropped out and deliberately put off announcing it so they could fade the inevitable test results.


    why isnt that obvious to you people?

     
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    wwe tests too bro, they just suspended their new golden boy while he was the champ dogg, so you know ol borck was getting tested there

    pretty sure brock ate some bad moose meat in canada and that explains the 1 failed test out of 6

     
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    mole314 from borks camp is saying he tested positve from some inhaler he has to take because mrons in minnesota are farming or something

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    Quote Originally Posted by GambleBotsSatire View Post
    mole314 from borks camp is saying he tested positve from some inhaler he has to take because mrons in minnesota are farming or something
    He lives in Canada, Jimbo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ_Chaps View Post
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    mole314 from borks camp is saying he tested positve from some inhaler he has to take because mrons in minnesota are farming or something
    He lives in Canada, Jimbo.
    yes, that is why my first guess was tainted moose meat, but apparently he trained in minnesota and was doing cardio outside while moron farmers were blowing farm stuff directly into his lungs

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