*** Official Flying Stupidity Wagering thread ***

[DJ_Chaps]

KC (Volquez) at Toronto (Sanchez) Over 9 -115

dang this is at +105 for me. Hammer time.

edit: immed +100, ugh

[DJ_Chaps]

ACR PARLAY

PHI -154
MIN -112
NYY -126


SPORTSBETTING.AG PARLAY

Baseball - 928 Cleveland Indians -1½ +115 for Game
Baseball - 909 Colorado Rockies/San Francisco Giants over 8 -105 for Game
Baseball - 925 Kansas City Royals/Toronto Blue Jays over 9 +100 for Game

[Daly]

I can't tell you it's a good bet. I can't tell you it's a bad bet. All I can tell you are the facts. Matt Stonie is -190 at sportsbook and -140 at Bovada to win the hot dog eating contest. The most popular skin available to locals has the field vs Chestnut at even money.

I guess il take that?

Well looks like I got myself in a good old pickle. I loaded up field vs Chestnut (essentially Stonie) last night as sportsbook and Bovada continued to offer the odds above. Bovada took the prop down and offered -140 on chestnut.... And at some point tonight Sportsbooknfollowed suit.

So now I have way too much commited on Stonie in what looks like a coinflip.

So much for being "sharp"

Drinking bleach..... Yum.

[Daly]

Sawks.

[Dan Druff]

Sawks.

I've gotten afraid to bet on these 10.5-11 overs. I think its because my few over Sawks bets of lines 10+ have lost for me, while I've won most of the single-digit overs.

[DJ_Chaps]

Sooooo, James Shields is good now? Fucking yankees.

[Daly]

bad news fellas... The run is at an end. I didn't post it but I played Eickhoff under 5.5 and lost spectacularly.


Have to settle for 15-1

[DJ_Chaps]

Will post these in the other thread as well, but here's my early parlay for UFC 200 this weekend.


Brock Lesnar VS Mark Hunt
Hunt -160

Enrique Marin VS Sage Northcutt
Under 1½ +100

Travis Browne VS Cain Velasquez
Over 1½ -115

Julianna Pena VS Cat Zingano
Zingano -175

[Krypt]

I have 300 on the doyers here

[Krypt]

Taking Kerber over Halep here

[Krypt]

[Krypt]

Ship. Think Kerber now has a legit chance to go all the way; very impressive mental fortitude, in spite of a shaky serve.

Womens tennis is so underappreciated, but it's more watchable and exciting than regular season major sports.

[Dan Druff]

Philadelphia (Eflin) -125 vs. Braves (Foltynewicz)
KC (Young) at Toronto (Dickey) - OVER 9.5 -115

[DJ_Chaps]

Price struggles vs Rangers, so I think I'm gonna toss Rangers +177 in parlay.

edit:

Baseball - 954 Philadelphia Phillies -123 for Game
Baseball - 971 Texas Rangers +177 for Game
Baseball - 966 Toronto Blue Jays -153 for Game

[Daly]

I'm sticking to the program and passing on the sawks over because Price is going...... But I wouldn't fault anyone who took the over.

[Sanlmar]

I'm sticking to the program and passing on the sawks over because Price is going...... But I wouldn't fault anyone who took the over.

Obviously, you are running the board in excellent style. You don't need me.

To this point we have disagreed about Price You have been lucky and I have been right. Just being an ass. You know the truth.

I took a nibble at 9.5 100

Sawks optioned Price's catcher Vasquez to AAA. Vasquez can't hit (helps our total) but he is the scapegoat for the Wright (knuckleballer in rain) grand slam & the 21-2 mess.. New battery tonight. That's one thing.

By the way, the knuckleball weather thing is proved out again thanks to idiot Sawks. But that is all part of the Sawks totals ATM magic.

The best part is Sawks have gotten a uniform for the director of pitching analytics. Nerds with cleats. This is the sort of dumb shit you expect from Dodgers.

These analytics dopes select based on batter strengths (weakness) not the pitcher's strength.

There is a mess "a brewin" tonight. Neither new catcher, the old pitching coach and the new analytics guy is gonna make a tough call here.

Wish to god we saw 9. Not gonna see it IMO. But I wanna be loose here. We will make a game time decision wether we add to our position.

SF (Bumgarner) COL over 7 +100 Small

[Sanlmar]

Price ... First pitch Boom HR

Analytics

[DJ_Chaps]

Price struggles vs Rangers, so I think I'm gonna toss Rangers +177 in parlay.

edit:

Baseball - 954 Philadelphia Phillies -123 for Game
Baseball - 971 Texas Rangers +177 for Game
Baseball - 966 Toronto Blue Jays -153 for Game

Well, 2 of these games went very well, Texas in a nail biter IMO. Just hedged a lil on BoSox live to break even at worst. Still hoping Rangers can pull it off FTW tho.

[Dan Druff]

Price struggles vs Rangers, so I think I'm gonna toss Rangers +177 in parlay.

edit:

Baseball - 954 Philadelphia Phillies -123 for Game
Baseball - 971 Texas Rangers +177 for Game
Baseball - 966 Toronto Blue Jays -153 for Game

Well, 2 of these games went very well, Texas in a nail biter IMO. Just hedged a lil on BoSox live to break even at worst. Still hoping Rangers can pull it off FTW tho.

That is a nailbiter. A 3-2 lead on Boston is like a 3-2 lead on Colorado.

I won both of my bets today.

[DJ_Chaps]

Well, 2 of these games went very well, Texas in a nail biter IMO. Just hedged a lil on BoSox live to break even at worst. Still hoping Rangers can pull it off FTW tho.

That is a nailbiter. A 3-2 lead on Boston is like a 3-2 lead on Colorado.

I won both of my bets today.

Nice.

Ya, I fired when it was still 2-2 (fortunately, or I would have had to put up more to hedge), feeling like next team to score could be the winner. Will prolly hold here, and then I can go on and regret placing my donkhedge bet.