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    Quote Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly View Post
    USADA has already tested Brock 5 times since he signed.

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    Seems a little excessive just saying. 2 weeks and 5 piss cups. They bottling that shit for sale??

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    Tencent Holding has been busy, firing off big money for acquisitions.


    HONG KONG -- Tencent Holdings Ltd. and its partners will pay $8.6 billion to buy the Finnish maker of the "Clash of Clans" mobile game, a deal that will catapult the Chinese internet giant to the global top of the fast-growing mobile game industry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryback_feed_me_more View Post
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    USADA has already tested Brock 5 times since he signed.

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    Seems a little excessive just saying. 2 weeks and 5 piss cups. They bottling that shit for sale??
    They ain't just taking pee, they get blood most times too, especially when dealing with someone they have any suspicions about at all.

    While the USADA rules are always written favorably for the organizations that hire them, make no mistake about how mad-dog they can get when testing athletes they want to catch. They gloat when they catch people, and the bigger the athlete's profile, the better USADA looks. They know when the spotlight is on them, and they react accordingly. They know the general mma fan thinks Brock got an unfair exemption, so they are doing everything they can to counter-act that. That means tests like a motherfucker. They even flew the main USADA guy Novitzky out to assneck Canada or wherever to meet Brock the day after he signed, to let Brock know the USADA deal and that they'd pretty much be seeing him all the time in the next few weeks.

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    Mickey Gall is fighting CM Punk at UFC 203 in Cleveland. He's -300 on Bovada.

    Should I bet this now, or do some fish actually bite and push the line even further, before I eventually punt my entire stack on Gall?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shizzmoney View Post
    Mickey Gall is fighting CM Punk at UFC 203 in Cleveland. He's -300 on Bovada.

    Should I bet this now, or do some fish actually bite and push the line even further, before I eventually punt my entire stack on Gall?

    Mickey Gall is 2-0 against pro fighters, and 0-0 against pro fighters who had ever fought professionally before.

    Im going to stack gently on CM Punk and arb with Gall by sub in the first.

     
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    Former UFC fighter Ryan Jimmo has been killed in a hit & run incident in Edmonton. This shit just doesn't happen very often here.
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    Ex-UFC fighter Ryan Jimmo was killed in a hit-and-run incident on Edmonton's Whyte Avenue early Sunday morning, his aunt confirmed to CBC News.

    Jimmo — who went by the name "The Big Deal" when fighting — was 34.

    He is perhaps best remembered from his 12-second knockout of Anthony Perosh at UFC 149 and his subsequent celebration that saw him do both the robot and the splits.
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    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    Wasnt a hit and run :/

    Dude got deliberately ran over after an altercation in a parking lot.

     
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    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Wasnt a hit and run :/

    Dude got deliberately ran over after an altercation in a parking lot.
    AKA A HIT N RUN. THE GUY WHO HIT HIM BOLTED.

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    A BULLY WHO HAD IT COMING, FPS_RETARD? CHOKE ON A FUCKING DICK, FAGGOT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ_Chaps View Post
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    Wasnt a hit and run :/

    Dude got deliberately ran over after an altercation in a parking lot.
    AKA A HIT N RUN. THE GUY WHO HIT HIM BOLTED.

    It was vehicular homicide / assault with intent. That's not what hit and run is.


    The black dudes stomping you down for sport then laughing and high fiving as they finished their drinks and went home to have sex with women who would at best use you as something to drape used condoms on, that was hit and run.
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    Great fucking fight:

    Carlos Condit returns at UFC202, will face Demian Maia
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shizzmoney View Post
    Great fucking fight:

    Carlos Condit returns at UFC202, will face Demian Maia

    no line up but maia should be able to take his back and and reap his soul in the first.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DJ_Chaps View Post

    AKA A HIT N RUN. THE GUY WHO HIT HIM BOLTED.

    It was vehicular homicide / assault with intent. That's not what hit and run is.


    The black dudes stomping you down for sport then laughing and high fiving as they finished their drinks and went home to have sex with women who would at best use you as something to drape used condoms on, that was hit and run.
    WHAT YOU JUST SAID MAKES NO SENSE, DESPITE THE EFFORT.

    IT WAS A CUT AND DRIED HIT N RUN. MANY VEHICULAR HOMICIDES ARE HIT N RUNS. HIT THE PERSON AND THEN FLEE THE SCENE, ITS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.
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    Shizzmoney: if Maia does win, he's gotta get his title shot


    Agreed, the stars are very much in alignment for him right now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ_Chaps View Post
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    It was vehicular homicide / assault with intent. That's not what hit and run is.


    The black dudes stomping you down for sport then laughing and high fiving as they finished their drinks and went home to have sex with women who would at best use you as something to drape used condoms on, that was hit and run.
    WHAT YOU JUST SAID MAKES NO SENSE, DESPITE THE EFFORT.

    IT WAS A CUT AND DRIED HIT N RUN. MANY VEHICULAR HOMICIDES ARE HIT N RUNS. HIT THE PERSON AND THEN FLEE THE SCENE, ITS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.
    Id venture to guess if they catch the driver its gonna be charged as 2nd degree murder which it should. Intentionally running over the guy completely and driving off wasn't an accident it was deliberate intent which is the threshold for murder vs voluntary manslaughter. Depends but Alberta is a little more conservative vs say Ontario or the Quebecois are so I imagine they are gonna go hard at this clown and possibly plead down to vehicular manslaughter for a significant sentence (for Canada that is as Canadian Justice still is a little bit of a joke compared to the USA)

    Heres the link regarding Murder vs manslaughter in Canadian law (Federal standards)

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_(Canadian_law)

     
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    They found the vehicle that killed Jimmo, but no people captured/named yet.

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    Chiesa out with injury, some scrub in to face Ferguson.


    Which fucks my parlays real, real bad.
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    Still haven't decided how much of a chance I give DC against Jones but considering Jones' last fight I'm tempted to fade DC honestly.. Now on the other hand. I all but guarantee Hunt knocks Brock the fuck out so bad he will be begging for Vinny Mac of the WWE to let him have a month off afterwards.. Hunt by KO Rnd 2 (if that) Brock has been play fighting for too long again he gets hit for real it maybe too late when he forgets he's in a UFC ring and not the WWE cage match against somebody pulling punches and kicking the mat.

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    The only thing making me question Jones' chances is cmoney picking DC.

    Based on that alone I'll probably splash on DC in the name of solidarity.

     
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    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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